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Do you think Uri Geller is......

  • Absolutely genuine

    Votes: 1 1.4%
  • An entertainer with no special powers

    Votes: 23 31.5%
  • Not sure

    Votes: 15 20.5%
  • Conman

    Votes: 34 46.6%

  • Total voters
    73
Years ago, I cut out the Magic Uri Geller Blue Dot from the US National Enquirer newspaper and taped it to the folder containing my Ph.D. paperwork. I got the degree, and my boyfriend at the time - now husband - was horrified. Horrified. I told him it would work - and it did! Very satisfying. Go Geller!!!
 
Here we go again. As per, if he doesn't score it'll be *proof* of the cutlery-botherer's power, if he does score it'll be because *we* didn't believe enough.
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Comes with cutlery but all of the spoons are bent.

Uri Geller's riverside palace in Sonning on Thames, England is up for sale. Listed at £7.95 million,

it's replete with nine bedrooms, cinema, gym, swimming pool, tennis court, koi pond, waterfalls, and helipad. As one would expect. But it's also tricked our with some signature Geller "magic," including a standalone meditation pyramid (top right above) and healing crystal rocks. From the Jewish Chronicle:

"I have strewn rock crystals all over my property that are millions of years old. One of them actually belonged to Albert Einstein, and that is in the rockery of our house… there is that ambiance, there's energy, there is a power of healing," he told me when we spoke in Tel Aviv this week. "Everything is energy, even rocks are energy. So definitely the person who will buy the house will no doubt live longer. I mean that seriously."

https://boingboing.net/2023/03/20/s...ling-crystal-rocks-to-lengthen-your-life.html
 
"So definitely the person who will buy the house will no doubt live longer. I mean that seriously."
Hmmm. Definitely a selling point but I wonder how the Advertising Standards Authority would view the pronouncement.
 
He could end up looking very silly. Not that that has ever bothered him much before.
All I know is that no matter what facts come out about a hyped thing, some people have imagination without limits and can make up some absurd, convoluted nonsense to justify their bullshit view. It's a skill, for sure, to resolve cognitive bias with such incredible aplomb.
 
Finally some good news coming out of Israel. Uri has found a brick under his museum. No really.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-68057869

Spoon-bending illusionist Uri Geller has found a brick, made near a Scottish island he owns, beneath his own museum in Israel.
Archaeologists pulled it from the furnace of the old soap factory in Old Jaffa, Tel Aviv during excavation work.
The brick was emblazoned with the word "Forth" - the trademark of a defunct brickworks in Stirlingshire.
Geller, 77, who owns Lamb Island in the Firth of Forth, said he was "completely freaking out" at the discovery.
I have to admit, that synchronicity is kind of cool.
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"I have just had an MRI scan of my brain and the results show a strange anomaly! It is clear from the scan that there is a mysterious shape in my brain! The doctors told me that whatever it is it is harmless. But WOW - could this have triggered my abilities? Was it the catalyst?"

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He said the ray hit him in the forehead but the anomaly in the photo looks more like towards the back of the brain?
 
"I have just had an MRI scan of my brain and the results show a strange anomaly! It is clear from the scan that there is a mysterious shape in my brain! The doctors told me that whatever it is it is harmless. But WOW - could this have triggered my abilities? Was it the catalyst?"

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Hmmm….. hit by a 'mysterious laser beam’ which knocked him over in next door garden, just happened to be witnessed by an Israeli Air Force officer who never thought to mention it until years later. Now left with ‘mysterious but harmless’ shape in brain. Mysteries galore.

It’s bollox innit. The sort of thing frequently found on Reddit.
 
Exactly. I doubt if any brain surgeon would conclude that when seeing an anomoly on a brain scan without further investigation and neither would they tell a patient "whatever it is". Time for this celeb to retire from the "limelight".
No it's not time for him to retire. I want his cr*p to carry on. It's much more fun that way. He adds colour to the world. Where would we all be without such characters?
 
“I can’t go into detail because the operation was classified, but I played an indirect part in bringing down the Iranian drones that were used in the attack on Israel in April. I am not able to tell you how, but it is a fact,” he asserted. “Now, of course, it was the IAF that did an unbelievable job – our brave pilots shot down these drones – but there were some systems that were used with my help. I am unable to tell you the extent of my involvement because I cannot talk about it, but yes, it is true.”
 
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