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I merged a couple of threads ot focus on Uwe Boll's films as the same themes keep emerge - mainly that he sucks. The fun is the myriad ways he sucks.
His IMDB entry:
www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/
His "homepage"
www.uweboll.com
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Alone in the Dark
Let us all gather round and say a prayer:
Now we have that out of the way here is the trailer:
http://www.boll-kg.de/neues/aitd_trailer_large.htm
It has to be the worst I've ever seen - watch it and I'll be asking questions afterwards like what is going on.
(Dr.) Uwe Boll, of "House of the Dead" directs another video game to film conversion despite the fact he should have been lost in the wilderness somewhere out there:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2002-12-18&res=l
IMDB page:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0369226/
Includes a link to a thread entitled "Dear Uwe Boll.... Your ruining our lives".
Now that said I really want to watch it because there is a little voice in the back of my head saying "Surely it can't be that bad??".
[edit: There is another little voice saying "Yes it is and don't call me Shirley" but I try to ignore that voice.]
His IMDB entry:
www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/
His "homepage"
www.uweboll.com
--------------------
Alone in the Dark
Let us all gather round and say a prayer:
Please God find it in your infinite wisdom not to strike down Christian Slater for starring in this abomination as we are all sure he is alright really.
Now we have that out of the way here is the trailer:
http://www.boll-kg.de/neues/aitd_trailer_large.htm
It has to be the worst I've ever seen - watch it and I'll be asking questions afterwards like what is going on.
(Dr.) Uwe Boll, of "House of the Dead" directs another video game to film conversion despite the fact he should have been lost in the wilderness somewhere out there:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2002-12-18&res=l
IMDB page:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0369226/
Includes a link to a thread entitled "Dear Uwe Boll.... Your ruining our lives".
Now that said I really want to watch it because there is a little voice in the back of my head saying "Surely it can't be that bad??".
[edit: There is another little voice saying "Yes it is and don't call me Shirley" but I try to ignore that voice.]