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Killjoy Boffin
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All sorts of questions arise in my mind
Mostly puns in mine.
All sorts of questions arise in my mind
The fact it didn't turn into a annual event should give some idea of how successful it was. Or wasn't.
Didn't Grant Morrison urge a "group wanking" amongst his readers to help give mystic power to his comic book series the Invisibles?
Went for a fertility test.
The doctor asked: " Can you masturbate in the cup?"
I replied: "I'm flattered, but I don't think I'm championship standard."
I saw Kenneth Williams on a telly chat show once speaking about - allegedly - having had a fertility test.
Ken apparently provided a specimen but, on returning for the results, was told by the doctor, "I'm sorry, but you have too much sugar and albumen in your semen. You can never have children, but you can make lovely meringues."
maximus otter
I wonder if they were aware of the (possible urban myth) of 'soggy biscuit' that was said to be played in the forces ? .. basically a circle jerk with a biscuit placed in the middle but the last one to finish had to eat the biscuit.When I was in my late teens in the early eighties I had a mate who was in and out of borstal for various crimes (usually non violent pursuits after money). I got a call one day to go down and meet him and a couple of his friends, they'd all been incarcerated and released at the same time and had headed up to London to look for work. I remember they were holed up in a single room in one of those inexpensive, no questions asked hotels around the corner from Kings Cross Station and, being next to broke, spent a lot of time playing cards or drinking cough medicine for a minor hallucinogenic experience (Benylin used to do that then but you had to drink half a bottle).
They too would indulge in group masturbation, it was a sort of race, one of them would shout a call sign (nothing too imaginative, 'Wank Race !' maybe) at which point they would all drop their keks and pump furiously away on their knees facing each other in a circle.
Occasionally socks would be used to avoid mess. I was stunned the first time I witnessed this, they found it hilarious and there was also a certain amount of pride attached to who was the fastest 'gun' each time, I seem to remember being asked to 'umpire' but turning it down.
They told me this game had come from borstal, it was back in the days of the 'short, sharp shock' approach when juvenile detention centres were pretty bleak (no tv/radio etc, staff beatings, pretty much as depicted in the Ray Winstone film 'Scum'). I suppose with time on your hands it beats playing I-Spy !
Reading about a 'Wankathon' here reminded me of those times, still smiling now.
When I was in school I remember people in the rugby club telling me they did that.I wonder if they were aware of the (possible urban myth) of 'soggy biscuit' that was said to be played in the forces ? .. basically a circle jerk with a biscuit placed in the middle but the last one to finish had to eat the biscuit.
When I was in school I remember people in the rugby club telling me they did that.
I'm finding this thread pretty hard to swallow.
He's in Guinness world records!I think there are questions of verification, here.
Claims are one thing, but I wonder: if he's not up for performance (say one day) he could still be recorded as having been hard at it. Unless there's hard evidence being produced here, daily/weekly/hourly...measurably, we really only have his word that he's a complete wanker.
(Also - note the gratuitous pussy shot at 1min53sec)
No- I'm sorry. This is surely just satire. Comedy with stiff opposition.
How could a country as conventional as Japan have common-law (or contracted) spouse-couples actually doing this in physical reality? Hetrosexual celebacy with continuous unilateral sex- come again, this makes no sense?
Roy Castle sings:He's in Guinness world records!
You can't tell, just live with it....The masturbate-a-thon will feature separate women's and men's areas, as well as a mixed-gender area..
Judge, judge !! She faked it.
I insist a polygraph test be taken.
You can't tell, just live with it.
The Amsterdam Jacks would be a great name for an indie band.This reminded me of an article I read (many years ago, in the aids scare period, in a respectable magazine) about safe sex activities for gay men.
I remembered the name as "the Amsterdam jerks". While checking I had to wade through a lot of badness, but I found them.
I misremembered, it's "the Amsterdam jacks", which is much better as PR.
The link has a NSFW picture, so I copy the text here:
no lips below the hips
____ off party for those who love to hand jive
____ yourself and others - kiss - fondle - play
get your ____ out and relieve yourself on our bukkake boy of the day
no dress code <<< this is funny
https://www.clubchurch.nl/parties/amsterdam-jacks.html