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*claps hands*

Brilliant. Much better than all those cute little cats that I did when I was in prison...
 

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BlackRiverFalls said:
*claps hands*

Brilliant. Much better than all those cute little cats that I did when I was in prison...

Although, as with the T shirts advertised in the FT, the slogans are a little unsubtle and one could do a lot better (I'm discussing getting a version of "the Dream of the Fisherman's Wife" done in cross stitch and have plenty of other ideas ;) ).

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At a slight tangent, here are some excellent suggestions for drinks to make for your disabled relatives when they come round for Christmas:

Cripple Cocktails
 

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Currently advertised on Yahoo

Diamante G-strings and the chance to win a diamond one.

Now I know that the gems probably don't go all the way round but the idea makes me wince
 
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I always wonder how you wash those kinds of things, like the diamond bra.

Yes, I know I'm turning into my mother. :D
 
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Sally said:
I always wonder how you wash those kinds of things, like the diamond bra.

I'd asume they're dry clean only?

Dry clean only underwear! It's a scam! :eek!!!!:
 
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i don't think you wash them, they're designed to be torn off and discarded :D

still look damn uncomfotable though
 
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Lillith said:
i don't think you wash them, they're designed to be torn off and discarded :D

still look damn uncomfotable though

If I pay good money for knickers i want to use them more than once!:grrr:
 
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The Virgin Queen said:
If I pay good money for knickers i want to use them more than once!:grrr:

You have no romance in your soul ;)
 
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Lillith said:
You have no romance in your soul ;)

I fear that dimonte g-strings are about as romantic as the stuff they sell in Ann Summers.
 
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The Virgin Queen said:
I fear that dimonte g-strings are about as romantic as the stuff they sell in Ann Summers.

*shuffles off looking shifty, hiding her Ann Summers privileged customers loyalty card* ;)
 
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Lillith said:
*shuffles off looking shifty, hiding her Ann Summers privileged customers loyalty card* ;)

:blush: you don't do you!
 

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*innocently* Helen, do you have a "Rabbit" or are you getting one for Christmas?
 
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intaglio said:
*innocently* Helen, do you have a "Rabbit" or are you getting one for Christmas?

I can't speak for Helen ;) but i would love a 'Rabbit' for christmas, I'm sure it would keep me happy on the long winter nights..........unfortunately I'm allergic to fur ;)

And VQ, although I have La Perla and Agent Provecteur tastes I have an Ann Summers budget, this is precisly the reason I need my elderly millionaire.
 
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Lillith said:
I can't speak for Helen ;) but i would love a 'Rabbit' for christmas, I'm sure it would keep me happy on the long winter nights..........unfortunately I'm allergic to fur ;)

And VQ, although I have La Perla and Agent Provecteur tastes I have an Ann Summers budget, this is precisly the reason I need my elderly millionaire.

ah I know the fealing. I'm looking through the Agent Provecteur site and thinking 'damn if only I had a few hundred pounds' :(
 
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Dear santa,

I've been a good girl all year and I would like the diva corset so i can carry on being a very good girl.
 
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Lillith said:
Dear santa,

I've been a good girl all year and I would like the diva corset so i can carry on being a very good girl.

perhaps we should seduce some elderly millionairs? Sure I might like women but damn it there's corsetry on the go!
 
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Wearing that we wouldn't even have to touch them, guaranteed heart attacks methinks......and I look so good in black ;)
 
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Lillith said:
Wearing that we wouldn't even have to touch them, guaranteed heart attacks methinks......and I look so good in black ;)

and in your 'Misses Claus' outfit too :D

We'd have to make sure the prenuptuals where aranged so the children couldn't get their hands on our hard erned money.

I've always wanted to be called a brazen hussy, whore of Babalon ect. This could be my chance...
 
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Wow!

Page 4 of a thread before the descent into smut.

We are being restrained.
 
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You love it really ;).....and we are being restrained you should see what our pm's say!
 
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