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Weird Sex (Practices, Preferences & Accoutrements!)

Hmmm. Surely any individual who spies on someone (who is on their own property, minding their own business) is a peeping tom or stalker?
The policeman should arrest himself!
People are free to have a wank on their own property, quite reasonably making the assumption that they are not being observed.
 
I’d have had him for sexual activity with a under age cucumber
 
Mythopoeika said:
Hmmm. Surely any individual who spies on someone (who is on their own property, minding their own business) is a peeping tom or stalker?
The policeman should arrest himself!
People are free to have a wank on their own property, quite reasonably making the assumption that they are not being observed.
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Yup, it was about whether he could be seen by a casual passer-by, which a policeman investigating an intruder report is not.
 
escargot said:
Yup, it was about whether he could be seen by a casual passer-by, which a policeman investigating an intruder report is not.
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Here's the locus, 107, Cutlass Way, Oldsmar, Fl.:

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It's (our) left half of the building just to (our) right of centre

As can be seen, there's a seven-foot fence along one side, and the rest is accessible to the public. As is evinced by the fact that a MOP saw it and phoned it in.

Bottom line (pun intended):

a) If you're more interested in slam dunking your pickles then using them as a garnish, keep it behind closed doors. (And curtains.)

b) If he ever invites me round for a nibble, I'm insisting on takeout.

maximus otter
 
Mythopoeika said:
Hmmm. Surely any individual who spies on someone (who is on their own property, minding their own business) is a peeping tom or stalker?
The policeman should arrest himself!
People are free to have a wank on their own property, quite reasonably making the assumption that they are not being observed.
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I wonder if he ate the pickle afterwards?.
 
Mythopoeika said:
Hmmm. Surely any individual who spies on someone (who is on their own property, minding their own business) is a peeping tom or stalker?
The policeman should arrest himself!
People are free to have a wank on their own property, quite reasonably making the assumption that they are not being observed.
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Skip to :30 in this vid on Dave Allen's observations on the perils of being naked on your own property ..

 
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Puke porn .. people who actually seemingly enjoy vomiting. I was bored today so I watched some and I've no idea why I chose to do that. Why would they even want to do that?. I don't recommend it.
 
Swifty said:
Puke porn .. people who actually seemingly enjoy vomiting. I was bored today so I watched some and I've no idea why I chose to do that. Why would they even want to do that?. I don't recommend it.
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Thanks for increasing my knowledge while sparing me the trauma :cool:
 
uair01 said:
Thanks for increasing my knowledge while sparing me the trauma :cool:
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It's revolting. I've just had a flashback of a particular bit and for some reason I don't ever want to understand, she was actually smiling about it all as well? .. :oops:
 
@Swifty recommended a fillum last night. It showed string puppets having sex.

Bizarre, but apparently the outtakes were even worse. :rollingw:
 
CarlosTheDJ said:
Team America?
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Yup, dunno why I'd never got round to seeing it before.
@Swifty mentioned that some practices I'd never heard of were included in the outtakes. Had to look them up.

So here I am, outraged by sex acts that I didn't know humans could perform on each other, being allegedly acted out by string puppets in deleted movie clips that I've never seen.

Mary Whitehouse, I am.
 
Team America is a classic with many great scenes including a vomit episode which goes on & on - about the only vomiting scene I’d ever want to see in a film.
 
hunck said:
Team America is a classic with many great scenes including a vomit episode which goes on & on - about the only vomiting scene I’d ever want to see in a film.
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I reckon @Swifty was trying to recapture that experience when he hit the puke porn site.
 

Bengal monitor lizard allegedly gang-raped in Maharashtra forest; four held ​


Four persons were arrested for allegedly raping a Bengal monitor lizard in Sahyadri Tiger Reserve (STR) in Maharashtra, a forest official said on Wednesday.

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The incident, which occurred at Gothane village in Ratnagiri district, came to light days after the four accused were booked for illegally entering Chandoli National Park, which is part of the reserve, with one of them carrying a gun for hunting, he said.

A forest official said on Wednesday, "During the investigation, the forest officials found that the accused had allegedly raped a Bengal monitor lizard. Their act was also recorded in a mobile phone of one of the accused persons," he said.

"The four accused have been booked under various sections of the Wild Life (Protection) Act, 1972," field director of Sahyadri Tiger Reserve (STR), Nanasaheb Ladkat, said.

https://www.thehindu.com/news/natio...arashtra-forest-four-held/article65320182.ece

maximus otter
 
My wife and I bicycled to town this morning and while waiting at the traffic light I saw an item of ladies underwear, including the panty liner, lying on the road. Halfway between the scooter and the white line (picture from Google streetview). It was definitely no item of garbage and it looked clean and recent. I was too shy to take a picture, but we both puzzled about what could have happened here. It could not have been assault, because then the police would have taken it as evidence. So probably it was disposed of voluntarily. It might have been thrown out of a passing car. But otherwise I can't think of a plausible scenario. This is a very busy crossing and no place for erotic activities.
Another kind of "lost shoe mystery" :)

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uair01 said:
My wife and I bicycled to town this morning and while waiting at the traffic light I saw an item of ladies underwear, including the panty liner, lying on the road. Halfway between the scooter and the white line (picture from Google streetview). It was definitely no item of garbage and it looked clean and recent. I was too shy to take a picture, but we both puzzled about what could have happened here. It could not have been assault, because then the police would have taken it as evidence. So probably it was disposed of voluntarily. It might have been thrown out of a passing car. But otherwise I can't think of a plausible scenario. This is a very busy crossing and no place for erotic activities.

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Maybe it happened at night?
Drunken woman in the back of an open-topped car, mooning at a passing group of other drunken types?
 
I still get a giggle, though not a rise, out of cake farts.
All sorts, etc.
 
uair01 said:
My wife and I bicycled to town this morning and while waiting at the traffic light I saw an item of ladies underwear, including the panty liner, lying on the road. Halfway between the scooter and the white line (picture from Google streetview). It was definitely no item of garbage and it looked clean and recent. I was too shy to take a picture, but we both puzzled about what could have happened here. It could not have been assault, because then the police would have taken it as evidence. So probably it was disposed of voluntarily. It might have been thrown out of a passing car. But otherwise I can't think of a plausible scenario. This is a very busy crossing and no place for erotic activities.
Another kind of "lost shoe mystery" :)

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Lady has taken her trousers and pants off at the same time last night and then put the trousers back on in the morning, not realising the pants were still hiding in the leg and they fell out as she was cycling along? I have heard tell of such occurrences being possible..
 
Min Bannister said:
Lady has taken her trousers and pants off at the same time last night and then put the trousers back on in the morning, not realising the pants were still hiding in the leg and they fell out as she was cycling along? I have heard tell of such occurrences being possible..
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I once had something similar not with underpants though.

I was walking to work one afternoon. I'd just left my flat and was walking along a shop lined road that was busy with people. A lady walking towards me stopped me and said you just dropped something out of a trouser leg. I thought ??? She went and picked it up at arms length using the tip of her thumb and forefinger and handed it to me. It was one of my socks. All I remember is her on the verge of hysterical laughter, me mumbling a thank you and going bright red.

How that sock got there and then stayed until I left home is one of those unsolvable mysteries. After work when I got home there was the other sock lying on the bedroom floor.
 
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