Weird Sex (Practices; Preferences; Accoutrements; Etc.)

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Bengal monitor lizard allegedly gang-raped in Maharashtra forest; four held


Four persons were arrested for allegedly raping a Bengal monitor lizard in Sahyadri Tiger Reserve (STR) in Maharashtra, a forest official said on Wednesday.

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The incident, which occurred at Gothane village in Ratnagiri district, came to light days after the four accused were booked for illegally entering Chandoli National Park, which is part of the reserve, with one of them carrying a gun for hunting, he said.

A forest official said on Wednesday, "During the investigation, the forest officials found that the accused had allegedly raped a Bengal monitor lizard. Their act was also recorded in a mobile phone of one of the accused persons," he said.

"The four accused have been booked under various sections of the Wild Life (Protection) Act, 1972," field director of Sahyadri Tiger Reserve (STR), Nanasaheb Ladkat, said.

https://www.thehindu.com/news/natio...arashtra-forest-four-held/article65320182.ece

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Christ on a bike, they are lucky their genitals were not shredded. Monitors have teeth like razors, claws like meat hooks and tails like whips.
 

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This is not so much a weird sex instance, but rather a weird sex effect for a poor chap who merely engaged in a bit of afternoon delight with his good lady. Oh dear.

Pensioner goes to A&E with memory loss after day-time sex with wife​

The curious case appears in the latest edition of the Irish Medical Journal.​

A PENSIONER TURNED up at a hospital A&E here with short term memory loss brought about by daytime sex with his wife.

That is according to a new paper by Irish medics which documents how the 66-year-old man suffered from sudden onset amnesia or Transient Global Amnesia (TGA) within 10 minutes of having sex.

It was the second time that the man suffered from sudden onset amnesia within 10 minutes of sexual intercourse.

In the paper in the newly released May edition of the Irish Medical Journal (IMJ), the medics at Dept of Neurology at University Hospital Limerick (UHL) state that the case highlights sexual intercourse as a trigger of recurrent Transient Global Amnesia.

Outlining the details, the medics recount how the man endured one hour of amnesia before presenting himself at the hospital A&E one afternoon.

The medics state that “on the afternoon presentation, he had engaged in sexual intercourse 10 minutes before the onset of memory disturbance”.

They recount “after seeing the date on his phone, he became distressed that he had forgotten his wedding anniversary the day before”.

“He had, in fact, celebrated his wedding anniversary with his wife and family on the previous day. His autobiographical memory remained intact, but he had no memory of that morning or the celebrations the night before”.

Via TheJournal.ie
Surely more common when you have sex with someone other than your wife?
 

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I suspect this is not real. But can't be bothered to Google:

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I really don't know what this is about. Probably some new cryptocurrency. But it feels like a sign of our times:

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Slavoj Zizek, philosopher :)

Peter Hoeg’s science-fiction novel, The Woman and the Ape, stages sex with an animal as a fantasy of a full sexual relationship, and it is crucial that “the animal” is considered, as a rule, male: in contrast to cyborg-sex fantasy, in which “the cyborg” is, as a rule, a woman, i.e., in which the fantasy is that of a Woman-Machine (Blade Runner), the animal is a male ape copulating with a human woman and fully satisfying her. Does this not materialize two standard, vulgar notions: that of a woman who wants a strong animal partner, a “beast,” not a hysterical, impotent weakling, and that of a man who wants his feminine partner to be a perfectly-programmed doll, meeting all his wishes, not an effective, living being? The underlying “fundamental fantasy” implied by these two scenes is, of course, none other than the unbearable scene of the “ideal couple” (a male ape copulating with a female cyborg).
 

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I suspect this is not real. But can't be bothered to Google ...

The Nacho Vidal / toad venom incident occurred back in June 2020. Vidal was arrested on suspicion of manslaughter at that time. After an investigation he was charged with reckless homicide in spring 2021.

https://forums.forteana.org/index.php?threads/strange-crimes.13684/post-1970359
https://forums.forteana.org/index.php?threads/fortean-headlines.7590/post-1970471
https://forums.forteana.org/index.p...relieve-depression-anxiety.65594/post-2051765

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nacho_Vidal
 

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Interesting article:
https://aeon.co/essays/lovemaking-for-longevity-a-recipe-from-tokyos-imperial-archives

Breath, gaze and heartrate between lovers become synchronised during foreplay until actual coitus occurs, but it would be harmful for the man to consummate the love act at this point. The text of Su Nu suggests that consummation should occur only three times out of 10, and only with a woman when wishing to conceive a child. All other uses of a man’s precious bodily fluids – in this case, semen – would be viewed as exhausting the man’s body, ageing it prematurely. Whereas a woman and her yin energy were greatly strengthened by reaching climax, this was to be avoided at all costs by the man, whose yang energy would be robbed.

So crucial was this aspect that the physician sages gave detailed instructions on how a man could avoid ejaculation, while still reaching orgasm. Once a man mastered this life-enhancing technique, he would be capable of multiple orgasms just like a woman, and enjoy a long and healthy life.

And a coincidence that I read this recently in this excellent book:
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show...arch=true&from_srp=true&qid=FfGclJfbaE&rank=1

Finally, the emperor turned to the subject of sex. ‘You will soon be married’ and, Charles warned,

Inasmuch as you are of young and tender age and I have no other son, and I do not wish to have others, it is very important that you restrain your desires and do not make excessive efforts at this early stage, which could lead to physical damage, because apart from the fact that it can be dangerous both for the body’s growth and for its strength, it can often lead to such weakness that it interferes with conceiving children and even causes death, as it did with Prince Juan [of Trastámara], which was how I came to inherit these kingdoms.

The emperor shared the common (but erroneous) belief that the heir of Ferdinand and Isabella, who in all other respects should serve as Philip’s role model, had died as a result of immoderate sexual activity with his young wife; and he had no intention of letting Philip follow suit. Charles had evidently established that his son was still a virgin and also extracted a promise from him to remain that way: ‘I am certain that you have told me the truth about the past, and that you have kept your word to me [to be celibate] until you are married’. Now he demanded that the prince show equal moderation after his marriage.

You must be very restrained when you are in your wife’s company, and since that is somewhat difficult, the solution is to keep you away from her as much as possible; and so I require and request that once you have consummated the marriage, you plead some illness and keep away from her and do not visit her again so quickly or so often. And when you do return, let it be for only a short while.

Charles backed up this remarkable demand by instructing his ministers to compel the young couple’s compliance.
 

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Ancient sex toy discovered in 18th century toilet

The "Gdańsk dildo," found four years ago during archaeological research conducted in the historical center of Gdańsk, Poland, is presented to the public for the first time. The 18th-century leather erotic toy can be viewed for a month in the Archaeological Museum in Gdańsk.

The artificial phallus was found in the spring of 2015 during archaeological excavations conducted in the historical center of Gdańsk, on Podwale Przedmiejskie (Ramparts) Street.

Red light district​

This area was also a known red-light district, the reason behind the name of Zbytki (Excess) Street.

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"It is completely filled with animal bristle. The head had been made of fabric (velvet), which was probably meant to enhance the erotic experience," the museum described in a press release.

The erotic toy had been sown from one piece of leather and formed into the shape of a penis and two testicles.

https://m.jpost.com/omg/article-710988

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But s/he is replying in English, using English slang(?) eg effing. Do people who (I'm assuming this person) speak in their native tongue (not English at all) actually write using non-native slang? Just curious as the written response is odd to me simply because of the use of effing. THAT's weird to me lol.
 

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But s/he is replying in English, using English slang(?) eg effing. Do people who (I'm assuming this person) speak in their native tongue (not English at all) actually write using non-native slang? Just curious as the written response is odd to me simply because of the use of effing. THAT's weird to me lol.

Nothing unusual here ... The person posting is posting in English, so he's using English slang.
 

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I've noticed English sexual words are especially common in pornography (don't judge, I'm a single guy) regardless of the country of origin. I think it's due to English being something of a lingua franca these days due to the dissemination of culture from English speaking countries, and also the richness of the language because of its varied history.
 

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I've noticed English sexual words are especially common in pornography (don't judge, I'm a single guy) regardless of the country of origin. I think it's due to English being something of a lingua franca these days due to the dissemination of culture from English speaking countries, and also the richness of the language because of its varied history.
A bit off topic. Sorry. Years ago when I was traveling around India and I was walking through an off the beaten track village miles from anywhere, a beggar asked me for money. They're everywhere in India. After I shook my hand in a way to say 'no', he, much my shock called me with an Indian accent a 'f*cking c*nt'. (Sorry to swear).

When I stopped and asked why he said that he didn't understand what I was saying which puzzled me. A group of villagers gathered at the commotion, as they do in India, and a lady who spoke English spoke to him and then me. She said he was lead to believe previously by another group of English speaking tourists that those words meant 'thank you anyway' or something very similar.

English is an international language in many ways. So it's natural that English is used in porn as most have an understanding of it. Or rather that is my take on it. Many peoples whilst not speaking the language themselves, know at least a few words. 'F*ck me, f*ck me' fits in to that scenario. Sorry again to be so explicit.
 
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A bit off topic. Sorry. Years ago when I was traveling around India and I was walking through an off the beaten track village miles from anywhere, a beggar asked me for money. They're everywhere in India. After I shook my hand in a way to say 'no', he, much my shock called me with an Indian accent a 'f*cking c*nt'. (Sorry to swear).

When I stopped and asked why he said that he didn't understand what I was saying which puzzled me. A group of villagers gathered at the commotion, as they do in India, and a lady who spoke English spoke to him and then me. She said he was lead to believe previously by another group of English speaking tourists that those words meant 'thank you anyway' or something very similar.

English is an international language in many ways. So it's natural that English is used in porn as most have an understanding of it. Or rather that is my take on it. Many peoples whilst not speaking the language themselves, know at least a few words. 'F*ck me, f*ck me' fits in to that scenario. Sorry again to be so explicit.
I've heard from more than one person, for whom English is not their first language, that they have learned these words from someone who tells them that it means something similar in your example. People taking advantage of someone's ignorance of a language:roll:
 

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Early interviews with the Moto GP rider Valentino Rossi were often
a little blue due to the only English he spoke being learned from is mechanics.
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Was searching for something entirely different (I'm reading a sleep neurology book) and then was sucked down some unrelated rabbit holes in the search results :)

Sleep-Related Painful Erections Following Sexual Intercourse
Pieter C. Barnhoorn1 • Woet L. Gianotten2 • Mels F. van Driel3
Received: 3 February 2017 / Revised: 4 October 2017 / Accepted: 1 December 2017

Abstract Sleep-related painful erections (SRPE) is a rare disorder characterized by recurrent painful nocturnal erections during REM sleep in the absence of pain during daytime erections. Approximately 35 cases of SRPE have been reported in the literature, none of them associated with preceding sexual intercourse. We add the report of a 40-year-old patient with a 6-year history of SRPE which only, but always, occurred after sexual intercourse with ejaculation in the evening before. As a result, the frequency of intercourse diminished, causing relationship problems. A non-pharmacological solution was found in shifting the time of sexual intercourse. The patient refused any proposed pharmacological treatment, because of‘‘not wanting to be a patient at his age.’’

Because his SRPE only occurred after having sexual intercourse the previous evening, his GP suggested the patient should have intercourse at other times of the day. As a result, the patient no longer experienced SRPE and this effect remained during the followup period of 3.5 years.
Unfortunately, despite this result, his current relationship ended for other reasons than shifting the time of sexual intercourse. In the last 3 years, he has had some short-lived relationships. He now is a schooled practitioner of tantric sex (defined by him as practices in which slow, mindful, non-orgasmic sexual union, or masturbation creates a path to the experience of spiritual ecstasy) and aims to eliminate all orgasms, both during intercourse and masturbation. Only a few times, in the last 3.5 years, he had sexual intercourse, including ejaculation in the evening. Without exception, these were followed by awakenings several times a night with a painful erection.

Painful Sexual Intercourse Caused by a Disproportionately Long Penis: An Historical Note on a Remarkable Treatment Devised by Guilhelmius Fabricius Hildanus (1560–1634)

Erwin J. O. Kompanje
Received: 6 December 2005 / Revised: 22 February 2006 / Accepted: 24 March 2006 / Published online: 10 October 2006

Abstract Between 1598 and 1641, the famous surgeon Guilhelmius Fabricius Hildanus (1560–1634) published 600 medical and surgical observations in his Observationum et curationum chirurgicarum centuriae I–VI. One of the case reports bears the title ‘Pain and infertility caused by a too large penis.’ The woman described in this case report most likely suffered from positional deep dyspareunia. Hildanus
invented in 1593 a remarkable made-to-measure device. This device was a very well-considered and faultless curative for the woman’s dyspareunia. It seemed that the dyspareunia had a simple cause: the disproportional large penis of the woman’s husband. Four hundred years later, Hildanus’ forgotten penis shortening device deserves a resurrection in today’s medical practice. This remarkable and almost forgotten case report is described and discussed.

I gave her advice, that her husband, before going to battle, should cover his belly with a shield, made of cork, as drawn in the figure (reproduced here in Fig. 1), which was covered with soft linen and wool, which should prevent the deep penetration of the penis: being as thick, as was sufficient to us, leading to a shortening of the too large length, in the middle a hole; on the outside smooth and even, on the inside hollow, for prominent hucklebones, but overall well lined. This shield he put on, making the art well: even she felt no pain, and she
even fancied it; which was shown by the result: because she was soon fertilized, and gave birth to a beautiful, well developed daughter, as I saw in the year 1611, with her mother and other children, born from her, at the city of Cologne.

This is a drawing of the masculine shield, with bandages, which should be tied together on the back, but its size should be determined from the size of the body and the size of the private parts.

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These Sneakers Are Made From Unused Sex Toys

https://www.papermag.com/rose-in-good-faith-plastic-soul-2657680016.html?rebelltitem=2#rebelltitem2

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For nearly two years, the LA-based label worked on a process that could upcycle Doc Johnson's adult toys that were deemed damaged or defective through manufacturing and turn it into a chunky, wearable and stylish shoe called Plastic Soul, which launches today.
They are two sizes smaller in cold weather.
 

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Just looked at that site again. The idea of defective sex toys is quite alarming but I guess better than using recycled ones. I assume the "Rose" in good faith name is intentional?

Whichever at least you can see them coming.

Where's @Trevp666 when you need him?
 
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