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Weird Sex (Practices, Preferences & Accoutrements!)

I've noticed English sexual words are especially common in pornography (don't judge, I'm a single guy) regardless of the country of origin. I think it's due to English being something of a lingua franca these days due to the dissemination of culture from English speaking countries, and also the richness of the language because of its varied history.
A bit off topic. Sorry. Years ago when I was traveling around India and I was walking through an off the beaten track village miles from anywhere, a beggar asked me for money. They're everywhere in India. After I shook my hand in a way to say 'no', he, much my shock called me with an Indian accent a 'f*cking c*nt'. (Sorry to swear).

When I stopped and asked why he said that he didn't understand what I was saying which puzzled me. A group of villagers gathered at the commotion, as they do in India, and a lady who spoke English spoke to him and then me. She said he was lead to believe previously by another group of English speaking tourists that those words meant 'thank you anyway' or something very similar.

English is an international language in many ways. So it's natural that English is used in porn as most have an understanding of it. Or rather that is my take on it. Many peoples whilst not speaking the language themselves, know at least a few words. 'F*ck me, f*ck me' fits in to that scenario. Sorry again to be so explicit.
 
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…he was lead to believe previously by another group of English speaking tourists that those words meant 'thank you anyway'…

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A bit off topic. Sorry. Years ago when I was traveling around India and I was walking through an off the beaten track village miles from anywhere, a beggar asked me for money. They're everywhere in India. After I shook my hand in a way to say 'no', he, much my shock called me with an Indian accent a 'f*cking c*nt'. (Sorry to swear).

When I stopped and asked why he said that he didn't understand what I was saying which puzzled me. A group of villagers gathered at the commotion, as they do in India, and a lady who spoke English spoke to him and then me. She said he was lead to believe previously by another group of English speaking tourists that those words meant 'thank you anyway' or something very similar.

English is an international language in many ways. So it's natural that English is used in porn as most have an understanding of it. Or rather that is my take on it. Many peoples whilst not speaking the language themselves, know at least a few words. 'F*ck me, f*ck me' fits in to that scenario. Sorry again to be so explicit.
I've heard from more than one person, for whom English is not their first language, that they have learned these words from someone who tells them that it means something similar in your example. People taking advantage of someone's ignorance of a language:roll:
 
Early interviews with the Moto GP rider Valentino Rossi were often
a little blue due to the only English he spoke being learned from is mechanics.
:omr:
 
Was searching for something entirely different (I'm reading a sleep neurology book) and then was sucked down some unrelated rabbit holes in the search results :)

Sleep-Related Painful Erections Following Sexual Intercourse
Pieter C. Barnhoorn1 • Woet L. Gianotten2 • Mels F. van Driel3
Received: 3 February 2017 / Revised: 4 October 2017 / Accepted: 1 December 2017

Abstract Sleep-related painful erections (SRPE) is a rare disorder characterized by recurrent painful nocturnal erections during REM sleep in the absence of pain during daytime erections. Approximately 35 cases of SRPE have been reported in the literature, none of them associated with preceding sexual intercourse. We add the report of a 40-year-old patient with a 6-year history of SRPE which only, but always, occurred after sexual intercourse with ejaculation in the evening before. As a result, the frequency of intercourse diminished, causing relationship problems. A non-pharmacological solution was found in shifting the time of sexual intercourse. The patient refused any proposed pharmacological treatment, because of‘‘not wanting to be a patient at his age.’’

Because his SRPE only occurred after having sexual intercourse the previous evening, his GP suggested the patient should have intercourse at other times of the day. As a result, the patient no longer experienced SRPE and this effect remained during the followup period of 3.5 years.
Unfortunately, despite this result, his current relationship ended for other reasons than shifting the time of sexual intercourse. In the last 3 years, he has had some short-lived relationships. He now is a schooled practitioner of tantric sex (defined by him as practices in which slow, mindful, non-orgasmic sexual union, or masturbation creates a path to the experience of spiritual ecstasy) and aims to eliminate all orgasms, both during intercourse and masturbation. Only a few times, in the last 3.5 years, he had sexual intercourse, including ejaculation in the evening. Without exception, these were followed by awakenings several times a night with a painful erection.

Painful Sexual Intercourse Caused by a Disproportionately Long Penis: An Historical Note on a Remarkable Treatment Devised by Guilhelmius Fabricius Hildanus (1560–1634)

Erwin J. O. Kompanje
Received: 6 December 2005 / Revised: 22 February 2006 / Accepted: 24 March 2006 / Published online: 10 October 2006

Abstract Between 1598 and 1641, the famous surgeon Guilhelmius Fabricius Hildanus (1560–1634) published 600 medical and surgical observations in his Observationum et curationum chirurgicarum centuriae I–VI. One of the case reports bears the title ‘Pain and infertility caused by a too large penis.’ The woman described in this case report most likely suffered from positional deep dyspareunia. Hildanus
invented in 1593 a remarkable made-to-measure device. This device was a very well-considered and faultless curative for the woman’s dyspareunia. It seemed that the dyspareunia had a simple cause: the disproportional large penis of the woman’s husband. Four hundred years later, Hildanus’ forgotten penis shortening device deserves a resurrection in today’s medical practice. This remarkable and almost forgotten case report is described and discussed.

I gave her advice, that her husband, before going to battle, should cover his belly with a shield, made of cork, as drawn in the figure (reproduced here in Fig. 1), which was covered with soft linen and wool, which should prevent the deep penetration of the penis: being as thick, as was sufficient to us, leading to a shortening of the too large length, in the middle a hole; on the outside smooth and even, on the inside hollow, for prominent hucklebones, but overall well lined. This shield he put on, making the art well: even she felt no pain, and she
even fancied it; which was shown by the result: because she was soon fertilized, and gave birth to a beautiful, well developed daughter, as I saw in the year 1611, with her mother and other children, born from her, at the city of Cologne.

This is a drawing of the masculine shield, with bandages, which should be tied together on the back, but its size should be determined from the size of the body and the size of the private parts.

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These Sneakers Are Made From Unused Sex Toys

https://www.papermag.com/rose-in-good-faith-plastic-soul-2657680016.html?rebelltitem=2#rebelltitem2

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For nearly two years, the LA-based label worked on a process that could upcycle Doc Johnson's adult toys that were deemed damaged or defective through manufacturing and turn it into a chunky, wearable and stylish shoe called Plastic Soul, which launches today.
They are two sizes smaller in cold weather.
 
Just looked at that site again. The idea of defective sex toys is quite alarming but I guess better than using recycled ones. I assume the "Rose" in good faith name is intentional?

Whichever at least you can see them coming.

Where's @Trevp666 when you need him?
 
I have no idea why you would think of me because of the above posts.
I'm not recycling sex toys.
All mine are used furiously until well worn and then returned to the wild.
Seize the day, Trev! Now is the time to start marketing the 'Trevp666' range of sex toys! You become the 'go-to' guy when people want to buy them. People think 'sex toys' and then think 'oh yeah... Trevp666 - the trusted brand'. :chuckle:
 
"I'll have that big red one by the door!"
"No madam.....that's the fire extinguisher"
Isn't there a line in the movie Wilt, where the copper is in a sex shop and picks up an object and says something to the effect of:
What kind of pervert buys a giant tartan dildo?
To which the owner says:
That's my thermos, officer.
 

Woman who pleasured herself outside Waitrose had hoard of sex toys in her handbag

Beverley Dean, 54, exposed her breasts as she committed the solo act in front of a pair of workers who saw her through their office window.

When police arrived on the scene in Northwich, Cheshire, they found a hoard of sex toys and lube in her handbag.

She cried as she admitted outraging public decency at 3.30pm on February 25 this year.
Prosecutor Shannen Carey said: ‘The defendant is seen to put her fingers in her mouth and then proceed to put them between her legs. She appeared to be masturbating.

‘She had her mobile phone in her right hand and appeared to be filming herself or taking photos of herself performing the act.

‘She stopped to smoke a cigarette and then continued to suck on her fingers and placed them between her legs.

‘After she did this she stood up from the bench and both breasts were exposed. Her blouse was unbuttoned and her coat was hanging off her shoulders.

‘Officers were called and the defendant was arrested.

‘Her property was searched and an assortment of sex toys and lubricants were found in the defendant’s bag.’
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Employee Gelders hospital fired who looked at breast photos in files

The Rijnstate Hospital in Zevenaar recently fired an employee who viewed photos of breasts from patient files without purpose and permission. For example, it concerned photos of people who had undergone a breast reduction.

The hospital recently sent patients who are concerned a letter, in which they were informed of the fact, writes Omroep Gelderland. The regional channel spoke with a 17-year-old girl, who underwent a breast reduction last year. "The letter only states that someone looked twice in my file who was actually not allowed to do that," she says. "But then you immediately think, how is that possible? What did he do with it? My head is not in the photos, but my data is all in that file. I think it's a really bad idea."

Rijnstate confirms on its own website that it concerns access to 164 files. Whether this only concerns patients who have been treated just like this girl at the location in Zevenaar is not clear. The hospital also does not want to say whether they are all files of women who underwent breast surgery.

The hospital reports tonight, after the reporting of the regional broadcaster, to file a complaint against the employee. Several victims have also reported to Omroep Gelderland. One of them knows to tell that the employee would not have had a medical function, but was head of department.

https://nos.nl/artikel/2437436-mede...lagen-die-in-dossiers-naar-borstenfoto-s-keek
 

Woman who pleasured herself outside Waitrose had hoard of sex toys in her handbag

Beverley Dean, 54, exposed her breasts as she committed the solo act in front of a pair of workers who saw her through their office window.

When police arrived on the scene in Northwich, Cheshire, they found a hoard of sex toys and lube in her handbag.

She cried as she admitted outraging public decency at 3.30pm on February 25 this year.

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Couldn't she wait until she got home? LOL!
 
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