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Researchers Just Developed a Math Formula For Achieving a Male Orgasm


For the first time, a team of mathematicians has developed a model that can map the best way for those with penises to reach sexual climax.

After combing through decades of data on both physiological and psychological arousal, the researchers say they've found the ideal conditions required to achieve orgasm.

"We have developed the first successful mathematical model of sexual performance," says Konstantin Blyuss from the University of Sussex.

"Our results cover the physiological and psychological aspects required to reach climax. They reinforce, and mathematically prove, existing studies into the psychology of sex."

The formulae themselves are actually pretty intense mathematical stuff that won't be a great help in the heat of the moment.

Part of said formulae:

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https://www.sciencealert.com/researchers-just-developed-a-math-formula-for-achieving-a-male-orgasm

That, a bottle of wine and some Barry White should get her moister than a haddock's bathing costume.

maximus otter
 
For some true hard data about human penis size, at least among men in the United States being measured for condom fit (and thus perhaps less self-conscious about size), the average self-reported length in one study was about 5.5 inches and the average circumference about 4.8 inches. Circumference was a little more consistent than length, suggesting some tighter selection for girth compared to length. But this was a single study with self-reported measures from the men, who entered the information online for the data collection.
But here’s a little tidbit to take away from this study. The men who reported receiving oral stimulation from a partner before making their measurements also reported longer penis lengths than the men who cited fantasizing as their stimulus. Chalk one up for intimate contact—it might actually make your erection bigger!

From this excellent and positively feminist book. I'm now very much convinced that too much research is going toward male genitalia and too little toward the female ones. There is still a lot of undiscovered evolutionary science there:

Phallacy: Life Lessons from the Animal Penis
Emily Willingham
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/52644982-phallacy?ac=1&from_search=true&qid=4bgJoMZQfr&rank=1
 
From this excellent and positively feminist book. I'm now very much convinced that too much research is going toward male genitalia and too little toward the female ones. There is still a lot of undiscovered evolutionary science there:
Fair point. Someone here has fairly recently found some interesting new research report involving the snakes clitoris. I can't remember where that was posted sorry but I expect it was in the snakes thread.
 
I'll retract it - or is that more a male snake thing . . .

Anyway, I see the "couldn't find . . ." line was done on the earlier thread! :eek:
 
I'll retract it - or is that more a male snake thing . . .

Anyway, I see the "couldn't find . . ." line was done on the earlier thread! :eek:
I'm not sure if we know yet if retraction also affects females of different species? ..
 
:)
Penile Length Measurement: Methodological Challenges and Recommendations, a Systematic Review
Omer Onur Cakir et al. J Sex Med. 2021 Mar.

But to stay true to the message of the book this should be combined with:

Quantitative analyses of variability in normal vaginal shape and dimension on MR images.
Luo J1, Betschart C1, Ashton-Miller JA1, DeLancey JO1

Note:
And the book introduced me to this technical terminology that I didn't know about:
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/cloacal_kiss
 
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https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/11/health/male-low-sex-drive-treatment-wellness/index.html
While hanging out with his college roommates, Peter (not his real name) realized he felt differently about sex than other heterosexual men.

“I’ve never been somebody who was interested in pornography, but I’d laugh along with their jokes,” said Peter, now 44, who is British. “Of course I never mentioned that … as a man, you’d be kicked out of the herd.”

As he developed “proper, serious relationships” with women, Peter discovered he didn’t have the sexual drive many of his partners did.

“I would make excuses around getting tired or feeling stressed, that kind of thing,” he said. “It wasn’t an issue with attraction to my partner. It just didn’t enter my mind to initiate sex.”

In 2021, Peter saw an ad recruiting male volunteers for a new study on hypoactive sexual desire disorder, or HSDD. Researchers planned to inject the study’s participants with kisspeptin —a naturally occurring sexual hormone — to see if it increased their sex drive. Kisspeptin plays a key role in reproduction; without adequate levels of the hormone children do not go through puberty, for example.

In a long-term, committed relationship with a woman he says has a higher sexual appetite, Peter signed up, intrigued by the thought that a biological imbalance might help explain his behavior.

In the week after the final session, Peter said, something amazing occurred.

“All of a sudden, I wanted to initiate intimacy. I can only presume it was driven not by my mind remembering something, but my body wanting something,” he said. “I did initiate sex more and it improved things with my partner incredibly.”
 
"in a sample of poets and visual artists, that those who had achieved some measure of creative success (being published or exhibited) had significantly greater numbers of sexual partners than those who produced as a hobby or than control adults who did not produce at all."

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Woman Has ‘SCREAMING Orgasm’ as LA Philharmonic Plays Tchaikovsky: Report​


https://www.thedailybeast.com/conce...rgasm-at-los-angeles-philharmonic-report-says

alternate source: https://www.latimes.com/entertainme...30/la-phil-concert-orgasm-twitter-tchaikovsky
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After the Los Angeles Philharmonic’s performance that evening, multiple attendees emerged to claim—on social media and to the Los Angeles Times—that a woman in the audience had experienced what sounded like an orgasm in the middle of Tchaikovsky’s fifth symphony. “I saw the girl after it had happened, and I assume that she... had an orgasm because she was heavily breathing, and her partner was smiling and looking at her—like in an effort to not shame her,” one witness told the Los Angeles Times. “It was quite beautiful.” Twitter users variously described the sound as that of a “loud and full body orgasm,” a “fingerbanging orgasm,” and a “SCREAMING orgasm,” with an audio clip of the alleged moment being posted shortly after. Lukas Burton told the Times that the woman’s gasp was “wonderfully timed” to a “romantic swell” in the music. “One can’t know exactly what happened, but it seemed very clear from the sound that it was an expression of pure physical joy,” he said.
 

Germany: Man rescued from woods after sex game goes awry​


/ it was bound to happen

https://www.krqe.com/news/weird/germany-man-rescued-from-woods-after-sex-game-goes-awry
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Police said the man was discovered fully dressed but firmly bound with ropes and a pantyhose over his head atop a deer-hunting platform near the town of Bueckburg late Wednesday.

In a statement Friday, police said the man appeared to have been tied up by a woman he met online. After she had done so, the woman received a phone call and fled the woods suddenly, leaving the man behind in a helpless state.

“The 51-year-old told officers that that he had a box cutter on him ‘for such situations’ but seemed to have underestimated the (woman’s) bondage skills because he was unable to reach the knife,” police said.
 

Germany: Man rescued from woods after sex game goes awry​


/ it was bound to happen

https://www.krqe.com/news/weird/germany-man-rescued-from-woods-after-sex-game-goes-awry
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Police said the man was discovered fully dressed but firmly bound with ropes and a pantyhose over his head atop a deer-hunting platform near the town of Bueckburg late Wednesday.

In a statement Friday, police said the man appeared to have been tied up by a woman he met online. After she had done so, the woman received a phone call and fled the woods suddenly, leaving the man behind in a helpless state.

“The 51-year-old told officers that that he had a box cutter on him ‘for such situations’ but seemed to have underestimated the (woman’s) bondage skills because he was unable to reach the knife,” police said.
One imagines the alarm being raised by a dog walker hearing faint but desperate cries of 'Strawberry ice cream! Strawberry ice cream!' :chuckle:
 
The glories of evolutionary psychology:

Men Ejaculate Larger Volumes of Semen, More Motile Sperm, and More Quickly when Exposed to Images of Novel Women

Paul N. Joseph, Rakesh K. Sharma, …Laura K. Sirot Show authors
 

Germany: Man rescued from woods after sex game goes awry​


/ it was bound to happen

https://www.krqe.com/news/weird/germany-man-rescued-from-woods-after-sex-game-goes-awry
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Police said the man was discovered fully dressed but firmly bound with ropes and a pantyhose over his head atop a deer-hunting platform near the town of Bueckburg late Wednesday.

In a statement Friday, police said the man appeared to have been tied up by a woman he met online. After she had done so, the woman received a phone call and fled the woods suddenly, leaving the man behind in a helpless state.

“The 51-year-old told officers that that he had a box cutter on him ‘for such situations’ but seemed to have underestimated the (woman’s) bondage skills because he was unable to reach the knife,” police said.
Christ. I hate it when that keeps happening to me.
 
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