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Weird Sex (Practices, Preferences & Accoutrements!)

Christ. I hate it when that keeps happening to me.
You forgot the safe word again?
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This is not "weird" but really interesting. Numbers are my addition:

Can we just check and see what percent of people are equally aroused by men vs. women? Sex researchers have done something kind of like this by showing people porn and monitoring genital arousal. If I understand right, the closest thing to a consensus is that (1) self-identified straight men and (2) gay men are aroused by (1) women and (2) men respectively, (3) self-identified bisexual men are (3) probably aroused by both men and women although there are big fights about this, and approximately (4) all women are (4) aroused by both sexes except maybe some lesbians.

1,2, and don't surprise me. 3 doesn't surprise me very much. 4 does surprise me, but probably I should have expected that.
From here:
https://astralcodexten.substack.com/p/raise-your-threshold-for-accusing
 
This is not "weird" but really interesting. Numbers are my addition:

Can we just check and see what percent of people are equally aroused by men vs. women? Sex researchers have done something kind of like this by showing people porn and monitoring genital arousal. If I understand right, the closest thing to a consensus is that (1) self-identified straight men and (2) gay men are aroused by (1) women and (2) men respectively, (3) self-identified bisexual men are (3) probably aroused by both men and women although there are big fights about this, and approximately (4) all women are (4) aroused by both sexes except maybe some lesbians.

1,2, and don't surprise me. 3 doesn't surprise me very much. 4 does surprise me, but probably I should have expected that.
From here:
https://astralcodexten.substack.com/p/raise-your-threshold-for-accusing
Where does Boy George fit in here? Because I'm with Boy George on this. :nods:
 
Where does Boy George fit in here? Because I'm with Boy George on this. :nods:
Boy George Changed His Statement About His Sexuality: Said He is Gay and Lied About Being Bisexual.
 

Germany: Man rescued from woods after sex game goes awry​


/ it was bound to happen

https://www.krqe.com/news/weird/germany-man-rescued-from-woods-after-sex-game-goes-awry
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Police said the man was discovered fully dressed but firmly bound with ropes and a pantyhose over his head atop a deer-hunting platform near the town of Bueckburg late Wednesday.

In a statement Friday, police said the man appeared to have been tied up by a woman he met online. After she had done so, the woman received a phone call and fled the woods suddenly, leaving the man behind in a helpless state.

“The 51-year-old told officers that that he had a box cutter on him ‘for such situations’ but seemed to have underestimated the (woman’s) bondage skills because he was unable to reach the knife,” police said.
Geraldine's Game?:curt:
 
This is not "weird" but really interesting. Numbers are my addition:

Can we just check and see what percent of people are equally aroused by men vs. women? Sex researchers have done something kind of like this by showing people porn and monitoring genital arousal. If I understand right, the closest thing to a consensus is that (1) self-identified straight men and (2) gay men are aroused by (1) women and (2) men respectively, (3) self-identified bisexual men are (3) probably aroused by both men and women although there are big fights about this, and approximately (4) all women are (4) aroused by both sexes except maybe some lesbians.

1,2, and don't surprise me. 3 doesn't surprise me very much. 4 does surprise me, but probably I should have expected that.
From here:
https://astralcodexten.substack.com/p/raise-your-threshold-for-accusing
I wonder how they monitor sexual arousal?
 
Boy George Changed His Statement About His Sexuality: Said He is Gay and Lied About Being Bisexual.
I think Escargot is referring to Boy George's famous reply when some nosey journalist in the 80's asked him about his sexuality and he replied with "I'd rather have a cup of tea.".
 
Study finds it is 'barely possible to identify a beautiful scrotum'
Surprises abound in “The scrotum: A comparison of men’s and women’s aesthetic assessments”, a study done by plastic surgeon Carolin Eimer in Hamburg, Germany, and two colleagues at the Medical School of Hamburg.
It begins by citing a 27-year-old psychology paper called “Gender and attractiveness biases in hiring decisions: Are more experienced managers less biased?”
It avers that “studies have yet to investigate aesthetic preferences as regards the scrotum”.

It states several hypotheses and remarks about one of them: “Our sixth hypothesis suggested that men would rate their scrotum significantly more positively than women their vulva… However, we were unable to identify any significant difference in ratings by gender.” It presents four data tables, the last of which bears this label: “Descriptive statistics for evaluation of each scrotum and each variation, by gender, in order of perceived attractiveness of the scrotums.”
It includes exactly 36 close-up, black-and-white photographs of scrotums. It also includes this plaintive, 18-word conclusion: “Ultimately, it was barely possible to identify a ‘beautiful’ scrotum; we must instead speak of the least ugly.”

https://www.newscientist.com/articl...ely-possible-to-identify-a-beautiful-scrotum/
 
Not sure if this is legit, all other sources I can find for the story just reference the same screencaps.

Silicone butt plug with metal core worn during MRI turns into 'anal railgun'.

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Daily Star reporter Layla Nicholson headed down to London's first sex restaurant Naked Soho to get a taste of their rather raunchy menu – and there was genitalia everywhere...

/that's not a fly in her pasta

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/travel/travel-news/i-went-londons-first-sex-29829838
The latest chef I've started working for has nicked one of my jokes. A customer complained there was a hair in her boyfriend's food while handing me the bill at the exact same time. Scammer O'clock. I fake apologised but held back on telling her that my chef's got a shaven head and no beard .. so we're all standing around in the kitchen and I joked something like "It's not a pube. We'd know. It would be curly." .... she received no money off. Someone else tried the same scam a few days later and he was rocking the pubic hair joke back at me. They received no money off either. :)
 
Man, 30, dies with ping pong ball up his bum after being electrocuted while pleasuring himself

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/...ball-bum-electrocuted-pleasuring-himself.html

The single 30-year-old from the Czech Republic, who lived at home with his parents, was found dead on the floor of his bedroom by firefighters, who were forced to kick his door down.
He was wearing a one-piece women's swimsuit, and had 'tightly' wrapped his legs, trunk and neck in straps of plastic and fabric.
 
Man, 30, dies with ping pong ball up his bum after being electrocuted while pleasuring himself
I keep thinking ... how difficult is it to remove the ping pong ball afterward? Buttplugs are optimized for removal (I've been told) but not ping pong balls ...
 
I keep thinking ... how difficult is it to remove the ping pong ball afterward? Buttplugs are optimized for removal (I've been told) but not ping pong balls ...
Wasn't there a lewd live sex show stage act that was infamous years ago involving female performers who could shoot a ping pong ball out of their privates?. I'd look it up but I don't want that on my search history.

NSFW .. nothing explicit can be seen in this youtube video but you'll get the idea so please view with caution ..

 
Wasn't there a lewd live sex show stage act that was infamous years ago involving female performers who could shoot a ping pong ball out of their privates?. I'd look it up but I don't want that on my search history.

NSFW .. nothing explicit can be seen in this youtube video but you'll get the idea so please view with caution ..

A very cautious search took me to Quora. :omg:
 
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