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Weird Sex (Practices, Preferences & Accoutrements!)

This woman has taken dogging too literally.

woman had sex with dog that would then hide under bed

The report says it was a Pit Bull

Cops had found three animal sex tapes on Driscoll's mobile phone during an investigation into her suspected cannabis dealing.

She was having intercourse with a mutt in each one, according to police in Brisbane, Australia.

Driscoll was sentenced to probation for offences including having sex with her dog three times in 2014, stabbing a woman with a fork and biting a child.
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I have mercifully vague memories of a pop-up window for some mucky website where a woman was depicted with a happy smile as she got down to work on a dog. The dog was depicted with a photoshopped blindfold! :rofl:
 
In the midst of that article you get pictures of alleged Alien Dead Bodies etc. - a typical Fortean gallery!

Bang us all up, I say! :eek::eek::eek:
 
I was going to drop this in the WTF thread but it might be better here.

So today I happened across the name Faket which tickled me as it sounds a bit like something else.

So I googled it to see if there were a lot of Fakets around, and the screen only fills up with link to Fake Taxi porn! :eek:

Turns out this is actually a thing, seems to involve a guy pretending to be a taxi driver and then offering a ride for a ride.
 
Squid are certainly likely to create sexual associations, though for most of us it falls well short of arousal!

Handling a batch of them this week, the rubbery cylinders are strikingly prophylactic. Were they ever used for that purpose? Once they are cut into rings and curling in the pan, it is hard not to compare them to the aftermath of a white, tribal circumcision orgy! :eek::eek::eek:
 
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone on the Weird Sex thread:

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Vulvas: Officially scarier than Satan
A cartoon from the 1800s shows the devil being chased off by a woman lifting her skirts, because vulvas are apparently worse than the source of all evil

Posted by Amy Jones on 24.11.16

Scary vaginas are a theme throughout history. Stories of vaginas with teeth are everywhere – in Hinduism, Shiva is killed with a toothed vagina and hundreds have cultures have legends about vagina dentata which castrated men who entered it. Many cultures and religions have rules about what women can and can’t do on their periods because of worries that a bleeding bajingo could curdle milk, sour wine and blight crops. Even Freud theorised that a mother’s lack of penis was terrifying to children because it carried with it the threat of castration.
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https://www.the-pool.com/news-views/opinion/2016/47/vulvas-officially-scarier-than-satan
 
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