Weird Sex

Mikefule

Abominable Snowman
Joined
Dec 9, 2009
Messages
582
Reaction score
1,745
Points
149
Location
Lincolnshire UK
Purely out of interest, would I be right in assuming this involves boring a hole of a certain size in it? Presumably honeydew would be the preferred choice.
I knew a chap who used to do it with a melon, and then tried a similar trick with a cauliflower. Ended up in a fruit and veg love triangle and even wrote a sad song about it. "Melon cauli baby..."

 

David Plankton

I AM HIM.
Joined
Jul 31, 2005
Messages
6,302
Reaction score
8,954
Points
309
Going back to chickens for a moment - Where have I seen a photo of a man who had been shagging a (live) chicken when he was crushed by a boulder?

I think it was in FT.
 

EnolaGaia

I knew the job was dangerous when I took it ...
Staff member
Joined
Jul 19, 2004
Messages
20,102
Reaction score
27,661
Points
309
Location
Out of Bounds
Going back to chickens for a moment - Where have I seen a photo of a man who had been shagging a (live) chicken when he was crushed by a boulder?

I think it was in FT.
The story and photo appeared in the Fortean Times Book of Strange Deaths.


Couceiro-Orense-Chicken.jpeg
 
Last edited:

escargot

Disciple of Marduk
Joined
Aug 24, 2001
Messages
31,462
Reaction score
36,726
Points
309
Location
HM The Tower of London
I was going to say that this story's always struck me as a bit dodgy as a hen's genitals wouldn't accommodate a human penis.

However, it then struck me* that the hen's oviduct must be able to stretch wider than an egg's widest diameter so maybe he knew something I didn't. And there I shall leave the subject.

*possibly not as hard as the rock struck Mr Rivera
 

Swifty

doesn't negotiate with terriers
Joined
Sep 15, 2013
Messages
29,733
Reaction score
42,777
Points
284
Going back to chickens for a moment - Where have I seen a photo of a man who had been shagging a (live) chicken when he was crushed by a boulder?

I think it was in FT.
It wasn't me or Frasier Buddolf.
 

Mythopoeika

I am a meat popsicle
Joined
Sep 18, 2001
Messages
42,817
Reaction score
33,515
Points
309
Location
Inside a starship, watching puny humans from afar
I was going to say that this story's always struck me as a bit dodgy as a hen's genitals wouldn't accommodate a human penis.

However, it then struck me* that the hen's oviduct must be able to stretch wider than an egg's widest diameter so maybe he knew something I didn't. And there I shall leave the subject.

*possibly not as hard as the rock struck Mr Rivera
Either way, it may have been divine retribution.
 

GNC

King-Sized Canary
Joined
Aug 25, 2001
Messages
31,350
Reaction score
18,143
Points
309
I was going to say that this story's always struck me as a bit dodgy as a hen's genitals wouldn't accommodate a human penis.

However, it then struck me* that the hen's oviduct must be able to stretch wider than an egg's widest diameter so maybe he knew something I didn't. And there I shall leave the subject.

*possibly not as hard as the rock struck Mr Rivera
Publisher Larry Flynt of Hustler infamy said he and his friends used to have sex with chickens when they were kids. This is replicated in the film The People vs Larry Flynt (but not explicitly, before you worry).
 

Bad Bungle

Dingo took my tray bake.
Joined
Oct 13, 2018
Messages
2,286
Reaction score
6,174
Points
204
Location
The Chilterns
Finger_Lickin.jpg


From the Mitch O'Connell Blog : "perhaps more appropriate if he'd surrounded himself with chickens and not little children .."

(That must be a threadkiller surely!)
 

David Plankton

I AM HIM.
Joined
Jul 31, 2005
Messages
6,302
Reaction score
8,954
Points
309
Why are we linking offsite to the Spanish chicken shagger? Is it something to do with the new GDPR rules? It's just that I think it would bring so much to this thread if it were posted here in it's full glory.
 

IamSundog

Not insane
Joined
Oct 11, 2002
Messages
3,784
Reaction score
1,457
Points
184
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get a poor doggie a bone, but when she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own
Wow....this takes me back...I heard this verbatim while on a camping trip in New York State in 1968. I guess great poetry is truely immortal.
 

RaM

Justified & Ancient
Joined
Mar 12, 2015
Messages
1,778
Reaction score
3,113
Points
159
Location
NW UK
Going back to chickens for a moment - Where have I seen a photo of a man who had been shagging a (live) chicken when he was crushed by a boulder?

I think it was in FT.

Just natures way of telling you what your doing is wrong.
 

Swifty

doesn't negotiate with terriers
Joined
Sep 15, 2013
Messages
29,733
Reaction score
42,777
Points
284
Just natures way of telling you what your doing is wrong.
You've got to feel sorry for the chicken, talk about having a bad day.
 
  • Like
Reactions: RaM

JamesWhitehead

Piffle Prospector
Joined
Aug 2, 2001
Messages
13,336
Reaction score
12,185
Points
309
This is a bit of a grim read
Very horrid! I also got this message, "Sorry, we're having problems with our video player at the moment, but are working to fix it as soon as we can . . . "

Is there a video? I'm asking, for a friend . . . :buck:
 

Swifty

doesn't negotiate with terriers
Joined
Sep 15, 2013
Messages
29,733
Reaction score
42,777
Points
284
Very horrid! I also got this message, "Sorry, we're having problems with our video player at the moment, but are working to fix it as soon as we can . . . "

Is there a video? I'm asking, for a friend . . . :buck:
I hope there isn't a video ..
 

RaM

Justified & Ancient
Joined
Mar 12, 2015
Messages
1,778
Reaction score
3,113
Points
159
Location
NW UK
At least worth a honorable mention.
 

Mythopoeika

I am a meat popsicle
Joined
Sep 18, 2001
Messages
42,817
Reaction score
33,515
Points
309
Location
Inside a starship, watching puny humans from afar
Dog can't be blamed.
 
Top