It's ok, it'll probably not make it past tomorrow and we can all forget about it. Or the forum freezes and that post is what comes up first on google when you look for 'Forteana'.
Aside from this just being icky on multiple levels, isn't there a risk of salmonella from putting your willy in a raw chicken? To say nothing of then transmitting it to your blushing bride . . .
I don't know .. what are you asking me for? .. give it a go if you're curious
He just wanted to have a gourd time.
I knew a chap who used to do it with a melon, and then tried a similar trick with a cauliflower. Ended up in a fruit and veg love triangle and even wrote a sad song about it. "Melon cauli baby..."
Outstanding
It wasn't me or Frasier Buddolf.
Either way, it may have been divine retribution.
Publisher Larry Flynt of Hustler infamy said he and his friends used to have sex with chickens when they were kids. This is replicated in the film The People vs Larry Flynt (but not explicitly, before you worry).
It was in the Fortean Picture Library on the old magazine site.
I think he flirted shyly with the chicken at first, but later he was a little bolder...
Very horrid! I also got this message, "Sorry, we're having problems with our video player at the moment, but are working to fix it as soon as we can . . . "
I hope there isn't a video ..Very horrid! I also got this message, "Sorry, we're having problems with our video player at the moment, but are working to fix it as soon as we can . . . "
Is there a video? I'm asking, for a friend . . .
Darwin Awards candidate right there.
