A man who died after having sex with a woman he met on a working trip was the victim of a professional accident and his employer is responsible, a French court has ruled.
The decision by appeal court judges in Paris stretches further the concept of a workplace accident in a country that gives generous compensation to dependants of staff who die on the job.
Xavier X, whose surname was not released, was a technician working in the Loiret département in central France, on assignment for his employer, TSO, a railway construction company based in an eastern Paris suburb. On a night in February 2013, he was found dead after a heart attack in his hotel room in Meung-sur-Loire shortly after having sex with a local woman whom he had just met.
It's about a Reddit sub so one assumes the respect is coming from other posters, i.e. people who don't actually know you.
Here's how an actual work conversation might go -
Colleague: Oh you're a wag, you always make me laugh!
Fapstronaut: Ah, you've noticed my newfound social skills! I've felt much more confident since April.
Colleague: Why, what happened in April?
Fapstronaut: That's when I stopped masturbating.
Colleague: *backing away*
Man caught having sex with a plastic cone at Wigan North Western train station
Wigan and Leigh Magistrates Court CHARLES GRAHAM Email
Published: 07:19Saturday 14 September 2019
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A man has admitted to having sex with a plastic cone in front of shocked staff at Wigan’s main railway station.
Trevor Smith, 38, appeared before borough magistrates to plead guilty to outraging public decency during a bizarre drunken incident at North Western.
Justices heard that on April 14, Smith, from Arrivato Plaza, St Helens, was seen sitting in a lift with his trousers and underpants round his ankles at the station with a cleaning cone on his lap, “appearing to have sex with it and thrusting his hips at it.”
makes me proud to live in Wigan....... NOT. (at least he was from Saint Helens - different kind of weirdo)
There was also the guy who (ahem) got friendly with the post box - i posted (lol) this a couple of years ago on here - he was later found floating in the canal apparently