Weird Sex

uair01

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Brexit is influencing sex lives :)

Popular searches on Pornhub:
Hard Brexit
Irish Backstop
Boris's Johnson
https://www.raaskalderij.be/2019/08...gmIei7ypKRt-mBq8aYpS7HtGTeFxLRfE7_UrCN41OB5tU

And:

The Worst Part About Brexit? Boris Johnson Is Now on Pornhub.
Take this anonymous Pornhub user, for instance, who was so livid with pro-Brexit campaigner and ex-Mayor of London Boris Johnson that he uploaded a speech of Johnson's on the adult site. The title? "Dumb British blond fucks 15 million people at once."
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a46301/boris-johnson-pornhub-brexit/

And:

Now it appears anxiety is even extending into the bedroom. In an article on Maschable Rachel Thompson details the lives of 20 people whose sex lives had been affected by Brexit.
“Some say their sex drives have dwindled due to the stress Brexit is causing them. Some have even filed for divorce after their partner voted differently than they did. Some have remained (pun intended) with their partners, but feel too angry about things to have sex with them,” she concluded.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/ukne...ving-on-britain-e2-80-99s-sex-life/ar-AAFdaNb
 

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People will buy anything, especially if it says its a Chinese herbal remedy from centuries ago, it doesn't matter if something has to die or be made extinct, just for human greed
 

uair01

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From a serious historical magic blog :)

Haven t had any luck with finding other works on magic ascribed to Alcabitius, nor the time to transcribe the whole manuscript, but here are the cleaned up versions of the 10 seals. Please do not make them your own and put them on magical trinkets to sell on ebay, or the curse of the flaccid penis will be upon your head. That goes for the ladies as well.

http://studies-vartejaru.blogspot.com/2019/08/seals-of-alcabitius-2.html
 

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How a discussion about kinky erotica can devolve into a discussion of agrarian history.
I didn't know that about carrots.
I love communities where such things can happen :) I can recommend this Twitter group.

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Not so much 'weird sex' but sex at all.

Go back in time, further back, no, Much further back. ok.

We are told life only began once.

One freak incident that triggered everything.

So how come we have the need for two animals to breed ?

Think back to the earliest possible ancestor of hairy chip like thtings who would eventually become us. There still needed to be two of them. male and female.

And where did the first sex act happen ? In some primordial swamp when some 'thing' looked down at his todger and thought 'hmmm' 'Hey Gladys, bend over I just want to try something'.

Ok, so give me a better version of creation.

INT21.
 
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Not so much 'weird sex' but sex at all.

Go back in time, further back, no, Much further back. ok.

We are told life only began once.

One freak incident that triggered everything.

So how come we have the need for two animals to breed ?

Think back to the earliest possible ancestor of hairy chip like thtings who would eventually become us. There still needed to be two of them. male and female.

And where did the first sex act happen ? In some primordial swamp when some 'thing' looked down at his todger and thought 'hmmm' 'Hey Gladys, bend over I just want to try something'.

Ok, so give me a better version of creation.

INT21.
ALIENS. Or...

Sex of the penetrative kind was invented in Scotland (385 million years ago).

https://mashable.com/2014/10/21/scientists-discover-the-origins-of-sex/

Sharing DNA first appeared loooong before then - about 1.2 billion years ago.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_sexual_reproduction#Origin_of_sexual_reproduction
 
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Particularly as you need both sexes to produce the next generation.

Gives the impression that there always had to be one of each.

The Biblical option doesn't help much.

One can imagine God, having made Adam, thinking 'something missing. Now, why did I put a todger on Adam. seems pretty useless. Oh, hang on a minute. where are the plans. Yes, missed a page.
 

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Particularly as you need both sexes to produce the next generation.

Gives the impression that there always had to be one of each.

The Biblical option doesn't help much.

One can imagine God, having made Adam, thinking 'something missing. Now, why did I put a todger on Adam. seems pretty useless. Oh, hang on a minute. where are the plans. Yes, missed a page.
Yes, creating Eve as an afterthought is just 'bass-ackwards'. We now know that females came first.
 
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