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Yep, the sort of item one would expect to find in a fact oriented mag like popular Mechanics.

It does beg a question though.....
 

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I hope after this escapade he's going to turn over a new leaf

Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park
'Think about your life'

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Amy Walker
Todd FitzgeraldNews editor
  • 09:37, 31 OCT 2019
  • UPDATED10:49, 31 OCT 2019


A drunk and drugged up man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in the car park of a Premier Inn, a court heard.
Michael Golsorkhi was seen 'thrusting' with his trousers around his ankles in full view of families eating at a Beefeater pub in Stockport.
The 26-year-old pulled up his underwear before running away and hiding in bushes after he was confronted by hotel staff.
He emerged from the bushes after 10 minutes following requests to come out by police during the incident last month.
etc
https://www.manchestereveningnews.c...ster-news/drunk-drugged-up-man-tried-17176000
 

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Yep, the sort of item one would expect to find in a fact oriented mag like popular Mechanics.

It does beg a question though.....
I’m assuming he got caught looking at porn on a work computer and had to try and come up with a reason so he spun them the line he was researching it for an article?
 

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You can soon buy a sex robot equipped with artificial intelligence for about $20,000


Controversy surrounds 'robot sex brothel' set to open


I know most of you Humans are hung-up on biology; Your old fashioned love of flesh.

To us, from the future, this is 'ecchy' - biological carbon based flesh is out of date
- Where we come from silicon is in - cleaner and longer lasting.

As you Humans had an expression: "Try it, you'll like it" - In fact once you've had
sex with an advanced silicon life form - You'll never look back!
 

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That's a weird coincidence, in the book I'm currently reading a character has sex with some leaves.
 

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how is that even possible ? i presumed he was rolling around on the ground ... foliage incidental
 

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As you Humans had an expression: "Try it, you'll like it" - In fact once you've had
sex with an advanced silicon life form - You'll never look back!
Captain Kirk encounters an advanced silicon life form in a dingy bar cave.



However, green skinned, blue skinned, silicon based, our intrepid Captain is always ready.

 

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how is that even possible ? i presumed he was rolling around on the ground ... foliage incidental
The character is supposed to be high on angel dust and handcuffed behind his back, and naked. He's escaped from the cops, falls over and decides he likes the feel of the leaves on his naked form, so starts "thrusting" (that's the word used). Then he gets eaten by killer cockroaches. It's an 80s horror novel, what do you expect?
 

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I have a small number of those very leaves.

$20 each, plus postage outside the UK.

Hurry now while stocks last.
 

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I know someone who says he watches live porn streams entirely for such accidental joys as photo-bombing pets, terrible curtains and stains on the duvet.

His devotion to this task is astonishing! :oops:
 
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Bestiality brothels are 'spreading through Germany' warns campaigner as abusers turn to sex with animals as 'lifestyle choice'

  • Animal welfare officer Madeleine Martin problem of 'erotic zoos' is growing
  • She tells of farmer whose once friendly sheep began refusing human contact
  • So when he put CCTV in his barn he watched men file in and abuse his herd
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2352779/Bestiality-brothels-spreading-Germany-campaigner-claims-abusers-sex-animals-lifestyle-choice.html
 

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Schweinhunds!

Bestiality brothels are 'spreading through Germany' warns campaigner as abusers turn to sex with animals as 'lifestyle choice'

  • Animal welfare officer Madeleine Martin problem of 'erotic zoos' is growing
  • She tells of farmer whose once friendly sheep began refusing human contact
  • So when he put CCTV in his barn he watched men file in and abuse his herd
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2352779/Bestiality-brothels-spreading-Germany-campaigner-claims-abusers-sex-animals-lifestyle-choice.html
Lovely ..
 

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I missed this 'vibrant' local news story last month - a big bag of sex toys found dumped in the gutter in a Somerset town.

From https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/sex-toys-appear-been-dumped-3419879

" A variety of sex toys appear to have been dumped outside a bank in Bridgwater.

A post on Facebook from Richard Lees appears to show several pink and purple sex toys dumped by a pavement in the town centre.

Richard said he saw the haul outside the back of the Natwest bank on York Buildings.

However, he said he has no idea how they got there.

There appears to be between eight to ten items on the pavement of differing size..."


From the photo, there appears to be a good variety and selection! :sneaky2:
 

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I missed this 'vibrant' local news story last month - a big bag of sex toys found dumped in the gutter in a Somerset town.

From https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/sex-toys-appear-been-dumped-3419879

" A variety of sex toys appear to have been dumped outside a bank in Bridgwater.

A post on Facebook from Richard Lees appears to show several pink and purple sex toys dumped by a pavement in the town centre.

Richard said he saw the haul outside the back of the Natwest bank on York Buildings.

However, he said he has no idea how they got there.

There appears to be between eight to ten items on the pavement of differing size..."

From the photo, there appears to be a good variety and selection! :sneaky2:
He was carrying them home and dropped the bag and someone noticed so he just said they were already there when he arrived! And he was called Dick.
 

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I missed this 'vibrant' local news story last month - a big bag of sex toys found dumped in the gutter in a Somerset town.

From https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/sex-toys-appear-been-dumped-3419879

" A variety of sex toys appear to have been dumped outside a bank in Bridgwater.

A post on Facebook from Richard Lees appears to show several pink and purple sex toys dumped by a pavement in the town centre.

Richard said he saw the haul outside the back of the Natwest bank on York Buildings.

However, he said he has no idea how they got there.

There appears to be between eight to ten items on the pavement of differing size..."

From the photo, there appears to be a good variety and selection! :sneaky2:
This should have been reported on Buzzfeed.
 
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