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Move aside "I was hoovering the stairs in a loosely fitting dressing gown, I slipped and that's why my penis is stuck in this hoover nozzle Dr" .. now the girls are coming to town ..

https://thethaiger.com/news/bangkok...falls-over-and-a-cucumber-ended-up-inside-her
Many years ago I dated a nurse who told me a a story that one night when she was off work, a man was brought into A&E with a substantial amount of a broom handle up his arse, his excuse was "I was doing the cleaning nude and fell off the step ladder onto the broom." She wasn't there at the time and it has the ring (HURR) of urban myth to it.
 

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Sorry for posting Katie Hopkins, but this fits in here (this could still be a hoax and this could be some adult book).

"Body fluid or blood play" - I'm relatively liberal about sex, but even I think that we should spare teenagers knowledge of some fetish practices. I've read De Sade (boring!) but even there these fetishes were not mentioned. So I doubt if we should talk about things that need not be talked about ...
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Don't read the comments, They're nasty:
 
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Sorry for posting Katie Hopkins, but this fits in here (this could still be a hoax and this could be some adult book).

"Body fluid or blood play" - I'm relatively liberal about sex, but even I think that we should spare teenagers knowledge of some fetish practices. I've read De Sade (boring!) but even there these fetishes were not mentioned. So I doubt if we should talk about things that need not be talked about ...
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Don't read the comments, They're nasty:
This seems to be a picture of a book index page. Where is the evidence that this is taught to children and is mandatory?

Given her past history isn't there at least a possibility that Hopkins made this story up?

I reckon it's from an adult book like you suggested.
 

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... (this could still be a hoax and this could be some adult book). ...
It's not a hoax, and the book was written as a no-nonsense reference for a wide audience (including teens / young adults):

S.E.X.: The All-You-Need-to-Know Progressive Sexuality Guide to Get You Through High School and College
By Heather Corinna
2007

A preview version of the book is accessible at Google Books.


The Second Edition came out in 2016 and is titled:

S.E.X., second edition: The All-You-Need-To-Know Sexuality Guide to Get You Through Your Teens and Twenties
 
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It's not a hoax, and the book was written as a no-nonsense reference for a wide audience (including teens / young adults):

S.E.X.: The All-You-Need-to-Know Progressive Sexuality Guide to Get You Through High School and College
By Heather Corinna
2007

A preview version of the book is accessible at Google Books.


The Second Edition came out in 2016 and is titled:

S.E.X., second edition: The All-You-Need-To-Know Sexuality Guide to Get You Through Your Teens and Twenties
I wasn't questioning the existence of the book, just wondering if it really is compulsory for teens to study this book. If that is the case then which School Districts enforce this?
 

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I wasn't questioning the existence of the book, just wondering if it really is compulsory for teens to study this book. If that is the case then which School Districts enforce this?
The existence of an anonymous book with the pictured index entries was hardly in question.

I identified the book so that anyone with a serious interest in the story about its being a mandatory sex education reference has a solid clue for researching that claim. Personally, I've no such interest ...
 

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just wondering if it really is compulsory for teens to study this book.
Making it compulsory should make sure they don't!

I'm quite sure youngsters will encounter a lot of this stuff in porn. This book of over-200 pages is not the syllabus of a course, though it might be on a suggested reading-list. Sex Education is just part of a mountain of topics lumped together as PHSE, sometimes taught by visiting nurses. They may put condoms on bananas. Some condoms may go missing. Same-sex relationships may get a mention. It will last about an hour - the lesson that is! Sexting and Social Media may also be covered in another segment but the notion that schools have the time or inclination to delve into the more lurid paraphilias is old-fashioned, tabloid piffle. :bored:

It is rare for lurid stuff to be raised, even by the most sniggery boys. You are much more likely to take questions about ancient mythical birth-control methods, such as jumping up and down!
 
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Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels

Doctors have warned horny young men to refrain from using banana peels to masturbate — the latest bizarre sex trend circulating on social media.

“It’s the closet thing to a blowjob,” wrote one randy Redditor, who claims “he’s been doing it for years.”

However, Dr. Diana Gill cautions against the perverse practice. “You could develop a rash and sores on the penis which can be painful and might lead to infection". Not only that, but she claims a person with a fruit or latex allergy could be more susceptible to a reaction from a banana skin.

https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/docto...ter_impression=true&__twitter_impression=true

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Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels

Doctors have warned horny young men to refrain from using banana peels to masturbate — the latest bizarre sex trend circulating on social media.

“It’s the closet thing to a blowjob,” wrote one randy Redditor, who claims “he’s been doing it for years.”

However, Dr. Diana Gill cautions against the perverse practice. “You could develop a rash and sores on the penis which can be painful and might lead to infection". Not only that, but she claims a person with a fruit or latex allergy could be more susceptible to a reaction from a banana skin.

https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/docto...ter_impression=true&__twitter_impression=true

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Daylight cum and me wan' go home.
 

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I try to stay away from a certain website that shall not be named, but I couldn't resist searching for "banana peel". Yes … many instruction video's. Anything that can be done, will be done :yellowc:
 

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A fascinating, long, and pretty complicated analysis of dating markets and gender imbalances and ideology. Will have to read it twice, but it explains a lot:

This was a fascinating read. Wonder if ⁦@rorysutherland⁩ has read it. Skewed and the Screwed: When Mating Meets Politics – Put A Number On It! https://t.co/t6Ksh1iWO7

 

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A humorous roundup of Bob the Builder slash fiction (click to read)

Actually, it's supposed to be humorous, but you may just as easily be disturbed by it. Cement mixers don't have buttocks, do they?

Who looks at the kids' shows from their childhood and makes up sexual fantasies about them, anyway? I HAVE NEVER DONE THIS. I HOPE YOU HAVE NEVER DONE THIS.
 

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I try to stay away from a certain website that shall not be named, but I couldn't resist searching for "banana peel". Yes … many instruction video's. Anything that can be done, will be done :yellowc:
To be fair, the main hazard in the example quoted was slipping on the banana and hitting his head off the toilet seat.
 

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Sorry for posting Katie Hopkins, but this fits in here (this could still be a hoax and this could be some adult book).

"Body fluid or blood play" - I'm relatively liberal about sex, but even I think that we should spare teenagers knowledge of some fetish practices. I've read De Sade (boring!) but even there these fetishes were not mentioned. So I doubt if we should talk about things that need not be talked about ...
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Maybe that part of the book is to teach the kids how to enjoy kinky play safely, and as such, absolutely needs to be discussed openly. (Swapping) Body fluid and blood play are things that are generally not encouraged with random strangers, or in clubs, they are best saved for long-term, tested partners in a private environment. Not the sort of things young adults should be experimenting with, just to see if they like it, too many serious health implications for the unwary. I'd rather they were taught that flying fluids can bring more serious things than the patter of little feet, and playing at vampires isn't all nice and twee and "Twilight", it's Heavy play, and not to be taken lightly (erm, obviously).

I try to stay away from a certain website that shall not be named, but I couldn't resist searching for "banana peel". Yes … many instruction video's. Anything that can be done, will be done :yellowc:
I was absolutely astonished, only a handful of years ago, to learn of the practice of "grapefruiting". Until then, I really did think I'd seen it, done it, got the gimp mask, had nothing left to learn. I had no idea...
 

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I was absolutely astonished, only a handful of years ago, to learn of the practice of "grapefruiting". Until then, I really did think I'd seen it, done it, got the gimp mask, had nothing left to learn. I had no idea...
OK. I couldn't resist googling that. This was funny:
The grapefruit should be unpeeled and room temperature or even a little warm. Using one straight from the fridge will NOT go over well with the person on the receiving end. (Can you say shrinkage?)

And:
The worst that could happen is that one of you has a citrus allergy, in which case contact with the grapefruit could trigger an allergic reaction that can range from mild to severe.
 

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John McAfee combines Catholicism and sex in this typical tweet. It is very funny that in the replies the schism between catholic and orthodox churches comes up again after 1000 years. Also discussions of sacramental doctrine. And whale fucking in emojis.

I'm not Catholic,
But I go to confession.
I mostly make stuff up:
Eating babies;
Raping nuns
Stuff like that.
Went to an Eastern Orthodox church today.
Confessed to
Forcibly sodomizing
An eldery derelict woman.
In great detail.
Priest suggested
More frequent confessions.
 
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