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Now your teeth are hair-free!
Ok the condensed story. the light in the bathroom was bust, we were just going to bed for a horizontal refreshment session, i needed to clean teeth, i grabbed the wrong tube, following this i grabbed a plastic mug of the side of the bath filled it with water and proceeded to rinse my mouth. Next problem the cup had washing powder in it as her ladyship had done some handwashing in the bath. After rinsing this concoction out I went into the bedroom where she declared "well at least you will have a nice clean mouth."
It took ages to resume the intended activity..:rolleyes:
 

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Sex, though not weird.

On the BBC site my eyes were drawn to this article from 2018

How to masturbate [for women]

Where I found this:

the 'Escargot' technique:

“Starting at the base of the vagina, lightly drag your fingertip at a snail’s pace towards the clitoris. Make sure you don’t put your finger in too deep at this point, as you want to avoid touching the urethra."

 
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Did I read on this thread about a recent study where someone had estimated the amount of porn created between the earliest silent movies and today's internet content and that if you were to view it all it would take a very long time indeed, perhaps thousands of years? Longer than modern civilization itself?

Ring any bells?
 

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vigorous hand motions
All that stuff is going out of fashion, I gather.

We have dealt, briefly, I think, with the MGTOWs and the INCELs. There is a third group, making their dismaying mark on Youtube and elsewhere - the NOFAPs!

I'm not sure to what extent these self-identifying groups are distinct; I suspect the same posters turn up under several headings online. There may be some massive philosophical rifts between them, for all I know, but they are all great enthusiasts for conserving their semen!

Yup, Semen Conservation will get millions of hits on Youtube! It will also deliver a selection of the most horrid, gesticulating, bro-talking muppets that could inhabit your worst nightmares!

My own nightmare is that they will all "relapse" on the same day and unleash a tsunami of their pent-up spunk to punish the world!

Be warned! :willy:
 
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... There is a third group, making their dismaying mark on Youtube and elsewhere - the NOFAP's! ...
For those not familiar with this trend / movement / fad ...

NoFap started on Reddit in 2011 during an online convo between folks who’d given up masturbation.
The term NoFap (now a trademarked name and business) came from the word “fap,” which is internet lingo for the sound of jerking off. ...
What started as a casual discussion is now a website and organization that promotes quitting not just masturbation, but also porn and other sexual behaviors.
Their target audience appears to be predominantly straight males, with smaller pockets of women and queer folks.
Proponents argue that adopting the NoFap lifestyle offers a range of benefits, from mental clarity to muscle growth. ...
SOURCE (With More Discussion):
NoFap Benefits: Real or Overhyped?
https://www.healthline.com/health/nofap-benefits

See Also:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NoFap
 

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I've read that Orthodox rabbis are OK with female sex toys but not with male sex toys. It's that conservation of semen thing too.
And there exist yoga techniques to get an orgasm without ejaculation. I guess it comes from the same angle.

And on another angle, this seems to be a health trend too: increasing your testosterone levels:
https://brainflow.co/index.php/2019...terone-the-4-hour-body-testosterone-protocol/
 

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For those not familiar with this trend / movement / fad ...

SOURCE (With More Discussion):
NoFap Benefits: Real or Overhyped?
https://www.healthline.com/health/nofap-benefits

See Also:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NoFap
To me NoFap has always looked like something for people with too much time on their hands. As it were.
Also, there's always a guru ready to exploit people's most personal and lucrative fears.

I'm old enough to remember when the discussion of sexual matters was still new and often uncomfortable. The justification for talking about sex was that openness was healthy.
This would be compared to the secrecy of the past, where children and adolescents were sternly warned of the dangers of masturbation.

The 'benefits 'of abstinence for Victorian and Edwardian children were believed to be similar to those described today, though there was of course an added layer of the fear of sin. That's not coming back.
 

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It is also apparently extra hard to be a NOFAP'er on Dutch Railways...
 

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What an amateur! This practice is called 'sounding' and usually involves the insertion of more solid structures into the penis.
Unsurprisingly, I know one or two people who indulge in such antics and watching them at play one memorable Sunday afternoon made my legs go all wobbly. Not so wobbly that I couldn't run away though. Sod that.
One notorious practitioner was reminiscent of a conjuror, producing the sounds with a flourish and then making them disappear. I can't enjoy The Omen any more, those 7 daggers of Megiddo give me a flashback, even though her sounds go up in size (from "Ouch" to "No fucking way!"). I think it's the handle, or perhaps the tool roll (oo-er) she keeps them in.

It's amazing how something so long (and with a bend in it) can go inside a human body without poking someone's back teeth out. This lady keeps the (old) fella aroused - quite a feat in itself, in my book, my pellet was retreating inside like a frightened tortoise - and then slides the sound in, letting it balance at the bend, before popping it home. I'm told it's quite a skill to get it the last few inches without permanently damaging the seal it traverses.
I'm also told that whilst the sensation of sounding is pleasant, the next day, it's like pissing razor blades.
I was long gone before they started hooking up the sounds to e-stim machines.

It takes all sorts, I guess...
 

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Your mentioning of e-stim brings up a memory ...
After reading (probably on 9gag) about a "no hands orgasm" I couldn't really believe it, so I did a search on that infamous website.
A lot of e-stim came up, but that is cheating of course.
But there were a few real examples where only imagination and some muscle contraction was sufficient. The (male) human mind and body are full of surprises! :)
 

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Your mentioning of e-stim brings up a memory ...
After reading (probably on 9gag) about a "no hands orgasm" I couldn't really believe it, so I did a search on that infamous website.
A lot of e-stim came up, but that is cheating of course.
But there were a few real examples where only imagination and some muscle contraction was sufficient. The (male) human mind and body are full of surprises! :)
Indeed, but round here, that's a case of the serious Prems, or "finishing before you've started", and something to be wholly ashamed of!
 

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At least they were wearing masks.

A Dublin businesswoman, who denies she ran a nightclub where a naked man tied to a cross had his bare bottom whipped, is to appeal a decision of Dublin County Registrar Rita Considine striking out her bid to join a former manager to legal proceedings against her.

Forensic accountant and landlord Liam Grant has asked the Circuit Civil Court to direct that Hilda Conway forfeit her tenancy of a basement night club at 127 Lower Baggot Street, Dublin, which he alleged had been used as a brothel and for staging sadomasochistic practices.

Ms Conway, of Claremont Road, Sandymount, Dublin, denies having been associated with the running of such activities in the club and had brought an application before the county registrar last week seeking to attach a former manager Brendan McQuaid, and Baggot Street Bars, to the proceedings aimed at quashing her tenancy. ...

Mr Grant had earlier told the court that when Garda Inspector Martin Mooney had led a raid on the club he had noticed a man, tied to a large crucifix, who was having his naked bottom whipped in front of customers oddly dressed with few or no clothes on and wearing masks and carrying whips.

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/cri...g-whipped-in-dublin-club-court-told-1.4304194

https://www.irishtimes.com/digital-subscriptions
 

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a man, tied to a large crucifix, who was having his naked bottom whipped in front of customers oddly dressed with few or no clothes on and wearing masks and carrying whips.
Passiontide liturgy? I once witnessed something very similar in a Catholic school!

I would have informed the parents, except they were all watching! :oops:
 

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In 1916, after the Austro-Hungarian artist Oskar Kokoschka was rejected by his lover, composer Alma Mahler, he had a this life sized replica doll of her made. He wrote that the “point of all this for me is an experience which I must be able to embrace!”

The relationship fell apart & when Mahler found out she was pregnant with Kokoschka’s child, she decided to terminated the pregnancy. Kokoschka ran away to join the Austrian cavalry in 1914. When he returned, he learned that Mahler had married architect Walter Gropius.

In 1918, Kokoschka hired Munich based artist & dollmaker Hermine Moos to create an exact replica of Mahler. Over several months, Kokoschka sent Moos meticulous drawings and written descriptions of what he wanted.

Now, Moos was a highly skilled artist & she knew how to make a doll. So, its very unlikely that she wouldn’t have known what she produced was not up to spec. In fact, many critics believe she deliberately created a monstrosity as a ‘fuck you’ to Kokoschka & his creepy request

Nevertheless, he tried to make the best of it. He brought his doll to the opera, hosted parties in its name and even hired a maid to dress it up and wait on it.

READ THE WHOLE THREAD ...

 
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