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In 1916, after the Austro-Hungarian artist Oskar Kokoschka was rejected by his lover, composer Alma Mahler, he had a this life sized replica doll of her made. He wrote that the “point of all this for me is an experience which I must be able to embrace!”

The relationship fell apart & when Mahler found out she was pregnant with Kokoschka’s child, she decided to terminated the pregnancy. Kokoschka ran away to join the Austrian cavalry in 1914. When he returned, he learned that Mahler had married architect Walter Gropius.

In 1918, Kokoschka hired Munich based artist & dollmaker Hermine Moos to create an exact replica of Mahler. Over several months, Kokoschka sent Moos meticulous drawings and written descriptions of what he wanted.

Now, Moos was a highly skilled artist & she knew how to make a doll. So, its very unlikely that she wouldn’t have known what she produced was not up to spec. In fact, many critics believe she deliberately created a monstrosity as a ‘fuck you’ to Kokoschka & his creepy request

Nevertheless, he tried to make the best of it. He brought his doll to the opera, hosted parties in its name and even hired a maid to dress it up and wait on it.

READ THE WHOLE THREAD ...

Mahler had a lucky escape there.
 

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It does look quite cuddly, if embracing was his aim.
 

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Now what?

Men who want to have sex with giants are using the internet and new technology to bring their incredibly niche fetish to life – and virtual reality could be the next frontier. Macrophilia – which translates as ‘lover of large’ – refers to people who are aroused by the thought of having sex with others who are significantly larger than they are. By larger, they mean huge – we’re talking King Kong size, or larger.

Limited studies on the fetish have found that it is domination and vulnerability that lie at the very heart of macrophilia. And while it’s impossible to actually fulfil the fantasy of having sex with giants, the internet and editing technology is allowing men to indulge their fantasy.

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-...rtual-reality-to-make-it-happen-a7382661.html
 

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In 1916, after the Austro-Hungarian artist Oskar Kokoschka was rejected by his lover, composer Alma Mahler, he had a this life sized replica doll of her made. He wrote that the “point of all this for me is an experience which I must be able to embrace!”

The relationship fell apart & when Mahler found out she was pregnant with Kokoschka’s child, she decided to terminated the pregnancy. Kokoschka ran away to join the Austrian cavalry in 1914. When he returned, he learned that Mahler had married architect Walter Gropius.

In 1918, Kokoschka hired Munich based artist & dollmaker Hermine Moos to create an exact replica of Mahler. Over several months, Kokoschka sent Moos meticulous drawings and written descriptions of what he wanted.

Now, Moos was a highly skilled artist & she knew how to make a doll. So, its very unlikely that she wouldn’t have known what she produced was not up to spec. In fact, many critics believe she deliberately created a monstrosity as a ‘fuck you’ to Kokoschka & his creepy request

Nevertheless, he tried to make the best of it. He brought his doll to the opera, hosted parties in its name and even hired a maid to dress it up and wait on it.

READ THE WHOLE THREAD ...

Hmmm... Beats this:
https://www.oregonlive.com/trending/2017/02/want_to_be_a_professional_cudd.html#:~:text=Cuddling is totally nonsexual and,Sound like your dream job?
Folks are still out there to make 'em:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/503841494/life-size-adult-doll-custom-realistic?gpla=1&gao=1&
When ya consider the cost of courtship vs. doll... :thought:
 

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Opera Based On Artist Who Had Life-Like Doll Made Of Ex Love
https://forums.forteana.org/index.p...who-had-life-like-doll-made-of-ex-love.54100/
Some of these folks fall SO hard --Tanzler is an extreme example:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tanzler
"Elena was eventually diagnosed with tuberculosis, a typically fatal disease at the time, that eventually claimed the lives of almost all of her immediate family. Tanzler, with his self-professed medical knowledge, attempted to treat and cure Elena with a variety of medicines, as well as x-ray and electrical equipment, that were brought to the Hoyos' home.[1][8] Tanzler showered Elena with gifts of jewelry and clothing, and allegedly professed his love to her, but no evidence has surfaced to show that any of his affection was reciprocated by Elena.[1][8] "
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tanzler



And Sam Hill:
http://www.tkinter.smig.net/QueenMarie/MaryhillWinter2008/index.htm
 

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The 6 part biographical series "My struggle" is seen as a modern masterpiece, like Proust.
Part 3 of "My struggle" by Karl Ove Knausgaard is "Boyhood island".
This describes the author's school years.

I'm amazed by the sexual freedom he describes in some paragraphs. Today this would be illegal and would lead to many problems.
It is a bit weird but also moving and melancholy.

= = = = =

Then we went through the doors, and I never saw my class-
mates again.

But it wasn’t quite over. That evening there was to be a class
party at Unni’s. Some of the girls met early that afternoon to
get everything ready, and at around six the rest of us cycled over.
The party was held in the garden and in the cellar, and as the
summer night fell over the hills and all the red roofs of the houses
on the estate glinted in the light of the setting sun the party
slowly began to degenerate, even though no one was drinking.
A year’s secret thoughts and desires began to stir. It was simply
in the air. Hands wandered under sweaters, not as part of an
assault or any brutality, but close by, among the lilac bushes in
the garden, amid hot panting, mouths met, mouths kissed, and
then some of the girls took off their tops, they walked around
with their breasts bobbing, it was a kind of early-puberty orgy
which had been slowly building up steam, and the very same
girls who only one month earlier had said they didn’t like me
offered themselves to me, one after the other, they sat on my
lap, they kissed me, they rubbed their breasts against my face.
The hierarchy the girls had been placed in, with some slowly
climbing during autumn and others falling, had no significance
here, it didn’t make any difference who it was, I pressed my face
against their soft white breasts, kissed their dark erect nipples,
ran my hands over their thighs and between their legs, and they
didn’t say no, there wasn’t a no in their mouths on this night,
instead they leaned forward and kissed me, their eyes were warm
and dark but also surprised, as mine must have been, is it really
us doing this?

I haven’t seen any of them since that summer, and if I search
for them on the Net to see what they look like or how life has
treated them, there are no hits. They don’t belong to that class
there, they belong to the class of blue- or white-collar parents
who grew up outside the centre and who have presumably
remained outside the centre of everything but their own lives.

= = = = =
 

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Man, 33, caught sexually assaulting horses with paint brush

Headline says it all really.

A man has been caught on CCTV sexually assaulting two horses with a paintbrush before licking and sniffing it.

Video footage shown to the court showed the 33-year-old - of Cliff Road, Borth, Ceredigion licking and sniffing the paintbrush after the attack in September last year.

He was sentenced at Aberystwyth Magistrates' Court yesterday and was handed an eight-year ban from keeping all animals, and may not appeal this ban for a period of three years.

Bourne must also complete 150 hours of unpaid work, and was told to pay £300 in costs, a £90 victim surcharge and £150 compensation to each of the two horse owners.
 

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Husband admits having sex with chickens three times while his wife filmed it

Rehan Baig, 37, appeared at Bradford Crown Court with his wife Haleema, also 37, on Friday.

He entered guilty pleas to a total of 11 charges including three of performing an act of penetration on chickens, Yorkshire Live reports.

He also admitted downloading indecent images of children, possessing extreme pornographic images relating to sex acts with dogs and chickens and drugs offences.

“Mrs Baig accepts filming her husband Rehan Baig having sexual intercourse with a chicken,”
 

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Husband admits having sex with chickens three times while his wife filmed it

Rehan Baig, 37, appeared at Bradford Crown Court with his wife Haleema, also 37, on Friday.
Not to take away from the gravity (or the depravity) of the situation, but there is an old black & white picture doing the rounds somewhere in the ether of the Internet of a similar situation but with deadly consequences.
I recall the scenario (correct me if I'm wrong) being of a Mexican gentleman having his way with a chicken, then somehow being killed by a falling boulder mid coitus, his body being found with the dead chicken still attached and his pants down around his ankles.
In the description above, you have enough relevant search terms to go looking for the image yourselves.
 

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Why do I have the song from the Chicken Tonight advert going around in my head?
 

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... I recall the scenario (correct me if I'm wrong) being of a Mexican gentleman having his way with a chicken, then somehow being killed by a falling boulder mid coitus, his body being found with the dead chicken still attached and his pants down around his ankles. ...
It was Spain (Orense, to be exact), and the photo appeared in the Fortean Times Book of Strange Deaths.

See this 2018 post with the image: https://forums.forteana.org/index.php?threads/weird-sex.19529/post-1797238
 
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Someone I know posted a video on Facebook of an elderly Asian man abusing a hen. I told her to delete it and make sure it wasn't still on her phone because it's illegal to possess it.

If she'd been sent it on Whatsapp it would automatically download and she'd then be legally in possession of it.

This happened last year to a school rugby coach who was prosecuted and lost his job. What he'd done wrong was to keep the images on his phone for over a year instead of deleting them right away.
 

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Someone I know posted a video on Facebook of an elderly Asian man abusing a hen. I told her to delete it and make sure it wasn't still on her phone because it's illegal to possess it.

If she'd been sent it on Whatsapp it would automatically download and she'd then be legally in possession of it.

This happened last year to a school rugby coach who was prosecuted and lost his job. What he'd done wrong was to keep the images on his phone for over a year instead of deleting them right away.
I forgot the title of this thread and wondered what could be so bad about a man shouting at chickens. Then I realized.
 

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Someone I know posted a video on Facebook of an elderly Asian man abusing a hen.
Too old to get laid?

If she'd been sent it on Whatsapp it would automatically download and she'd then be legally in possession of it.
I'd have been spitting feathers if she'd sent that to me.
 

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Not to take away from the gravity (or the depravity) of the situation, but there is an old black & white picture doing the rounds somewhere in the ether of the Internet of a similar situation but with deadly consequences.
I recall the scenario (correct me if I'm wrong) being of a Mexican gentleman having his way with a chicken, then somehow being killed by a falling boulder mid coitus, his body being found with the dead chicken still attached and his pants down around his ankles.
In the description above, you have enough relevant search terms to go looking for the image yourselves.
Featured with picture in F/times a few years ago if my memory is correct..:thought:
 

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Not to take away from the gravity (or the depravity) of the situation, but there is an old black & white picture doing the rounds somewhere in the ether of the Internet of a similar situation but with deadly consequences.
I recall the scenario (correct me if I'm wrong) being of a Mexican gentleman having his way with a chicken, then somehow being killed by a falling boulder mid coitus, his body being found with the dead chicken still attached and his pants down around his ankles.
In the description above, you have enough relevant search terms to go looking for the image yourselves.
I'm reminded of what my Dad always said about Errol Flynn's last moments on earth... that he was so randy that he didn't even take off his socks!
 

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Sex with tractors? I can tell you this, having on several occasions spent time lying under tractors,
usually in 3 or 4 inches of mud, with my head on a cow pat in the pouring rain with half a gearbox
on my chest, and a mix of water and hydraulic oil running down my arms with some old sod moaning
about how long it was taking and what the cost would be, I personally did not find it in the least bit
arousing's.

:omr:
 

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Sex with tractors? I can tell you this, having on several occasions spent time lying under tractors,
usually in 3 or 4 inches of mud, with my head on a cow pat in the pouring rain with half a gearbox
on my chest, and a mix of water and hydraulic oil running down my arms with some old sod moaning
about how long it was taking and what the cost would be, I personally did not find it in the least bit
arousing's.

:omr:
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