Years ago, there was a persistent advertiser who was looking for men who drove or "might drive" tractors. I forget where I saw these ads - maybe online, maybe before that, in the period when free ads were a big thing, as newspapers and magazines struggled to attract advertisers by dangling freebies. Maybe it was in Loot, or some similar publication.
The ad. was repeated over and over again, which is why it stuck in my mind. I guess it's a lonely life ogling those massive, manly, indented tyres, those perky, exposed seats, those oh, oh, oh . . .
