Weird Sex

ruffready

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#62
pretty..

lame porn if you ask me..(true story) I use to work for this company called (when I first left the Navy)-------and I..oh,,. why bore you..maybe later...
 
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Its very similar to another story i read on the BBC site this week, a man orders a prostitute to his room only to get his daughter turn up, he ended up devorced:rofl:
 

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Holy smokes!!!

:eek!!!!: what are the odds of that...now that I'ed (like to have seen his face!!)
 

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Very lame porn. And she'd have had to sit there for hours to get someone with a body suitable for porn viewers. I've been in the girls changing rooms at the gym, and while I can't bear to bare all in front of them, they don't seem to care - just let it all HANG OUT BABY. Everywhere.
I'm no prude but stepping out of your cubicle and seeing a naked person kind of knocked me for six, cuz it's not something I see every day. I don't go to the gym anymore, my excuse is that I can't handle the naked people. Does all sorts of things to me... ;)

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Wintermoon said:
Probibly because he was gay. Laytent Homosexuality anyone? ;)
And noone has mensioned the digestive biscit game! (I beleve it's an urban myth)

World leaders in deviency those Japanese. Got to take your hat of to them. 10 out of 10 for origionality but I sure don't fancy it.
 

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jamesveldon said:
And noone has mensioned the digestive biscit game! (I beleve it's an urban myth)
I don't think it is a myth. Went out with a boy from a minor public school once and he assured me he had witnessed the game, but never taken part. But then he may have thought it would impress me. It didn't. :p
 
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beakboo said:
I don't think it is a myth. Went out with a boy from a minor public school once and he assured me he had witnessed the game, but never taken part. But then he may have thought it would impress me. It didn't. :p
All the public school boys I've ever known claim it never happend when they where at school and Deric Jarman said (I think it's in 'At Your Own Risk') that he never saw it either. However he does talk about Daisy Chains...
 
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beakboo said:
Perhaps only the straight boys got involved. :confused:
Perhaps but most of the formar public school boys I know are straight (infact I don't know one who is gay, weird.):eek:
 
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What I want to know is, assuming the story is true,.........who the hell would pay $644.00 for that!!!?? I mean if it was something like.......oh, wait....nevermind.

sureshot
 

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Man jailed for sex/robbery fantasy

Here on azcentral.com is this story detailed below:

PRINCE ALBERT, Canada- A businessman has been sentenced to a year in jail for staging a sexual fantasy in which he hired someone to rob his store and tie him up naked with an unsuspecting woman.

"To say that this is bizarre and unique is an understatement," said Justice Gerald Allbright in sentencing Rosaire Roy of Prince Albert, Sask.

Early last fall, Roy, 55, discussed a sexual fantasy of his with Tracy Bannab, who gave police statements that were referred to extensively in court Tuesday.

Bannab said Roy told her he would pay her to stage a robbery at his business. She was to come in masked and toting a pellet gun, then order Roy and a 38-year-old female acquaintance of his to undress and get into a sexual position.

She was then to tie them together in that position and leave, taking with her the money from the till as compensation.

At about 6 p.m. on Oct. 19, 2001, Bannab arrived at the store as planned, masked and carrying the weapon. She ordered Roy and the woman to undress completely and get into the position before tying them together.

She told police she attempted to calm the victim, who was clearly frightened. She retrieved the money from the till and left.

The victim managed to free herself and Roy before calling the police.

At that point, she had no idea Roy himself had planned the robbery. Roy did not want the victim to know of his role for fear of harming their relationship, Crown prosecutor John Syrnick said in court.

"It was a cruel, insensitive thing to do to (the victim) and could leave her with no other feeling other than humiliation," said Allbright.

Roy gave police a false statement. But police soon discovered the truth and charged him.

Roy ended up pleading guilty to sexual assault and falsely reporting a crime.

Bannab was not charged, Syrnick said, because she did not realize the 38-year-old woman was not in on the act.

Roy tried to read a statement in court, but had to pass it over to his lawyer when he broke down in tears.

"I recognize my actions were foolish and childish," he wrote. "Words cannot compensate (the victim) for her losses.

"I wish I could turn back the clock," Roy said before breaking down.

"If he could turn back the clock, I have no doubt he would," responded Allbright.

"The clock, unfortunately, doesn't turn back."

Following the jail term, Roy will be on probation for 12 months. During that time, he cannot contact the victim.

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Minor point:- Prince Albert is also the name of an intimate male piercing.
 

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#76
Meanwhile, in a stable in West Virginia . . .

Don't know which is the more surprising, the bestiality or the notion of
an "undertaker's live nativity scene"!

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_729446.html?menu=news.weirdworld.sexlife

Man 'has sex with sheep in Nativity shed'
A man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a sheep used in an undertaker's live nativity scene.
Joey Armstrong, 29, is said to have broken into the shed housing the animals used in the Christmas tableau in Charleston, West Virginia.
He has been charged with trespassing, destruction of property and cruelty to animals.
Charleston police sergeant Brent Webster says they are consulting with the prosecutor's office and bestiality charges could follow.
Story filed: 13:06 Tuesday 17th December 2002
 
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Nothing new of course here in the Emerald Isle James;the term sheep shagger has gone down in folklore.And to think the poor animals thought they were safe on the wide open plains of the Curragh of Kildare!
 
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Any bog standard search engine directory turns up the following groupings of oddball stuff. I like to think I'm open minded, but some of these things have me thinking :wtf:

Action Sports (143)
Action sports? What, like naked kayaking?
Aquaphilia (10)
Okay...
BDSM (2901)
I'm so pure and unsullied I don't know what this stands for.
Bestiality (94)
Yikes.
Breasts (2626)
Understandable
Butts (641)
Right.
Feet (995)
Little bit weird.
Gothic (36)
Kinky.
Incest (140)
Messed up.
Infantilism (15)
Isn't this the one where people dress up as babies and enjoy having their nappy changed? A tad disturbed.
Inflatables (85)
:D
Lingerie (2162)
But of course.
Medical (39)
:eek:
Midgets (58)
:eek!!!!:
Pregnant and Lactating (644)
:cross eye
Smoking (373)
From where, though?
Smothering (81)
Smothering?
Uniforms (886)
Firemen and nurses, I presume.
Watersports (986)
I thought we'd already done naked kayaking?
Wet Clothing (15)
Non-naked kayaking.

Hardly an exhaustive list, but there you go. Does anyone have any anecdotes of odd experiences/requests in this particular field?
 
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From the numbers, looks like the one thing you haven't a clue about is the most popular. Lived a very sheltered life, have you, DD?
 
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Interesting is not the word I would have used, Synth.

But in answer to your question, you might want to thumb thru "Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation":

Finally, a how-to guide, in the guise of a Q&A advice column, for marching, flying, or slithering into the battle of the sexes, whatever your species. In this entertaining and informative book, evolutionary biologist Olivia Judson presents "letters" from sexually frustrated animals, birds, and insects who ask "Dr. Tatiana" to explain some sexual oddity. For example, "Don't Wanna Be Butch in Botswana" writes, "I'm a spotted hyena, a girl. The only trouble is, I've got a large phallus. I can't help feeling that this is unladylike. What's wrong with me?" Each question leads Dr. T. into a fascinating explanation about the sex life of this species, sprinkled with sprightly stories about other species with similar attributes or behavior.

You'll learn why one stick-insect copulation lasts for 10 weeks (to prevent other males from gaining access to the fertile female) and why the black-winged damselfly's penis has bristles (to scrape out his rival's sperm). You'll learn that male and female orangutans masturbate with sex toys fashioned from leaves and twigs, that slugs are hermaphrodites with penises on their heads, and that females in more than 80 species eat their lovers before, during, or after sex. You'll also ponder human sexuality when you learn that "monogamy is one of the most deviant behaviors in biology" (although jackdaws, chinstrap penguins, California mice, and some termites swear by it) and "natural selection, it seems, often smiles on strumpets."

Highly recommended--you'll read this through just for the fun of it and have plenty of odd facts with which to dazzle your dinner companions.


I knew someone would smile on me, someday. I would never have guessed it'd be 'natural selection'.
 

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re:dd I believe BDSM (2901)

is bondage & sado /maco..tho I have not participated in tis meself..I like ..the drive in, bed,etc..
 
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Interesting is not the word I would have used, Synth.
must you take me seriously? they're obviously of interest on some level or they wouldn't have been posted on here, now would they?
 

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#84
Fallen Angel said:
...that females in more than 80 species eat their lovers before, during, or after sex.
I'm obviously meeting the wrong 20%, then. Or did you mean.... Oh. Forget I mentioned it.

BTW: Another interesting guide to animal sexuality, although more focused is Exuberant Behaviour. It covers the occurrence of homosexuality amongst species other than homo sapiens. It's a lot more common than generally accepted.

Of course, there's also numerous stories of inter-species romance. There was a walrus in New Zealand that fell in love with a cow, for instance. There was a flamingo that became completely obsessed with one of the curators at the zoo. It turns up in the papers from time to time.

Then there's the women who have the no doubt enviable job of collecting semen samples from Rhinos at one of Australia's many zoos. (Don't remember which one, it was in a documentary.) They weren't all women, but the guy in charge claimed they were better at it. Also, I don't think they enjoyed it much.

ibid
I knew someone would smile on me, someday. I would never have guessed it'd be 'natural selection'.

Surely it can't be the only one. I mean, strumpets have often brought a smile to my face.
 
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Originally posted by Fallen Angel

.. and that females in more than 80 species eat their lovers before, during, or after sex.


Um.... How can you eat your lover BEFORE sex??:confused:
 
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they probably consume their mate's body all the way up to the genetalia and then take the sperm into their body and consume the rest after.
 

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All this reminds me of the episode of
"One Foot in the Grave"
where Victor Meldrew is found to be
erotically exciting to chimpanzees.

He meets a chimp at some local event,
and they end up frantically throwing
buckets of water on the ape to try get it off of him!

TVgeek
 
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I heard that some friends of mine were invited to someone's house to do some rather strange things with a naked man and a glass topped coffee table once ... but I won't go in to any details !
 
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