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Pervert cautioned over 'act' on dog
2:53pm Wednesday 21st July 2010
By Emma Goodfellow »

A man has been caught committing “an indecent act” with a dog in broad daylight at Pendennis Castle, not far from young families visiting on a busy Saturday morning.

As one of Falmouth’s most popular tourist attractions, the castle sees hundreds of thousands of visitors, including young families and school parties, step foot over the threshold each year – with a Saturday morning in July a peak time.

The man was spotted by a member of the public at 11.45am on Saturday, July 10 committing an “indecent act” with a dog in the castle grounds, according to a police spokesman.

For the full story see today's Packet. [ :roll: Front page news...]

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/fp ... t__on_dog/

So, he's offended civilized society, the Police, English Heritage, and the RSPCA! Could any punishment be too harsh? :shock:
 
Penis photo posters seized by police in Lewes

A person who put up enlarged photographs of male private parts around a town in Sussex is being sought by police.

Several large images of a man's penis with a yellow bow tied around it have been taken down from car parks and places close to schools in Lewes. :shock:

Sussex police have interviewed people at offices close to where the A3 and A4-sized images were found.

The posters have also been sent off for fingerprint analysis.

The force is also investigating whether it is some sort of protest, as a number of the images included a caption which read: "Fees set to rise later this year."

A Sussex Police spokesman said: "We are aware of these posters and a local PCSO [Police Community Support Officer] has removed a few, but we have not received any formal complaints.

"However, we are concerned that the posters have appeared quite close to local schools and they may well cause offence or distress.

"However, from what we've seen, if this is a self-portrait, the artist won't be in a hurry to be identified." 8)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-10715115
 
More on the 'dog sex' story:

Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle
A transvestite had sex with a dog in the moat of an English Heritage castle.
Published: 10:59AM BST 21 Jul 2010

The cross-dressing man was caught with the animal in the dry moat of King Henry VIII's Pendennis Castle overlooking Falmouth Bay in Cornwall.

The 33-year-old mounted the pet after it chased him out of sight of its woman owner.

The owner had been walking around the ancient castle with a friend when the pair spotted the lone transvestite on the morning of Saturday July 10th at around a quarter to twelve.

He was wearing a black dress and walking around the steep-walled, empty moat.

As the two ladies spotted the cross dresser he ran away. Later one of the dogs chased after the man; by the time the women had caught up, the man was having sex with the pet.

Castle staff then restrained the man while police were called.

Pendennis Castle, managed by English Heritage, is a popular family tourist attraction and was heaving with visitors in high season.

He was escorted home and later made a "full and frank confession", and received a caution for outraging public decency.

A police spokesman said: "Other agencies were liaised with and he was handed over to them".

A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... astle.html

The stock photo only shows part of the castle, which covers a much wider area. The 'moat' referred to is outside the outer walls (and may originally have been a neolithic earthwork).
 
Funnily, I just posted the same story in the "WTF?" thread, as I hadn't spotted it here. I even commented "surprised Rynner hasn't already posted this..."!
 
The 33-year-old mounted the pet after it chased him out of sight of its woman owner.

That'll teach it to walk to heel.
 
Does this mean that dogging is popular at English Heritage sites?
 
I think the poor chap might have got a bit confused as to what his "entry fee" entitled him to...
 
Peripart said:
I think the poor chap might have got a bit confused as to what his "entry fee" entitled him to...
Out in the moat, he hadn't paid an entry fee...
 
The - er - 'dog lover' story has had an interesting effect on the list of Most Read stories on the local paper's website - two stories on the 'Sex Slurry Pervert' have reappeared! (They originally appeared in September and November last year.)

It seems that many people must have been putting 'Pervert' into the Search Box... ;)
 
Collared for a giving a dog a bone.

It doesn't mention the breed. Did he cocker spaniel, I wonder?
 
Two in one week? It's an cross-dressing bestiality epidemic!
 
The Register said:
HK 'Dog Man' jailed for voodoo ritual sex
Fails to work his magic on judge
By Lester Haines
Posted in Bootnotes, 5th August 2010 08:26 GMT
A Hong Kong self-proclaimed voodoo master dubbed the "Dog Man", who engaged in ritual sex with a gullible 20-year-old student, has failed to work his magic on a judge and will spend the next 21 months behind bars.

Acoustics technician Lo Fuk-yee, 64, was arrested last October on two counts of "obtaining unlawful sexual intercourse under false pretenses" after he persuaded his unnamed victim that sex was the only way to expel "ghost embryos" from her body.

The girl was prompted to call in Lo by his girlfriend and co-defendant, 47-year-old Wong Mei-yin. On 4 October last year, Wong visted the girl's flat at her request, after the latter explained she "felt the presence of spirits in her sister's bedroom and often got ill after having sex with her boyfriend", and also "experienced abdominal pains during menstruation".

Lo then turned up and prescribed sex to exorcise the spirits responsible. The student "slept with Wong twice on October 4 and 6", HK's The Standard explains.

The victim later realised she'd been conned after reading about a similar case. Sentencing Lo, Judge Poon Siu-tung said he'd "taken advantage of the victim's superstitious beliefs to fulfill his sexual desires".

He said: "Such an act is shameful and the defendant showed no regret for his action."

Wong was found not guilty. The judge noted that "a diary police found in Wong's ... residence last year indicated she could also have been one of the victims". ®
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/08/05/dog_man_jailed/
What it doesn't explain is why he's called "The Dog Man". Unless the ritual involved more than just the victim.
 
Ohio strippers stage picket outside church services
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11113417

Supporters of Fox Hole strip club in Ohio Supporters of the Fox Hole strip club have been picketing outside the church for three months

Several Ohio strippers are protesting outside a church whose members want to put their strip club out of business.

The bikini-clad dancers are picketing a congregation that has photographed customers' number plates and asked if their wives know where they are.

The Fox Hole club's owner has told the pastor he will call off his protest if the church ceases its demonstrations.

But the pastor has refused, saying, "as a Christian community, we cannot share territory with the devil".

"Light and darkness cannot exist together," Pastor Bill Dunfee told the Associated Press news agency, "so the Fox Hole has got to go."

The strippers have been sitting in deckchairs outside New Beginnings Ministries church in Warsaw, Ohio, during Sunday services.

Some hold signs bearing Christian messages such as "Jesus loves the children of the world" and citing Bible verses.

The strip club is about nine miles (14.5km) from the church.

"Everybody has sinned, and that doesn't mean I'm not going to get into heaven," Fox Hole stripper Laura Meske, 42, told AP.

"I believe in Jesus. I don't believe what they preach. They preach hate."

The confrontations between the two camps have reportedly been largely friendly, with Mr Dunfee and congregants greeting and chatting to the strippers outside the church.
 
Light and darkness cannot exist together? Ever spent 24 hours on this earth?

Religious nutters are really starting to get on my nerves - besides, there's nothing in the Bible that prohibits you from visiting a strip club.

And how's that the pastor's problem anyway?
 
Zilch5 said:
Light and darkness cannot exist together? Ever spent 24 hours on this earth?

Religious nutters are really starting to get on my nerves - besides, there's nothing in the Bible that prohibits you from visiting a strip club.

And how's that the pastor's problem anyway?

Religious fanatics often make everything their problem.
 
Britney Spears sued for sexual harassment
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11241877

Britney Spears Spears is accused of making repeated, unwanted sexual advances towards Mr Flores

A former bodyguard for pop star Britney Spears has filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against her.

Fernando Flores has accused the singer of repeatedly parading around in the nude and having sex in front of him.

Mr Flores also claims Ms Spears caused him emotional distress by having violent quarrels with her boyfriend in front of her two children.

The singer's lawyer did not comment. A lawyer for her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, called the case "baseless".

According to papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, Mr Flores alleges that Spears made repeated, unwanted sexual advances and summoned him to her room to expose her naked body.

He also claims that he witnessed the singer punish her young sons with his belt and act inappropriately in front of them.

However Mr Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, told The Associated Press that Mr Flores' accusations had been looked into before the legal action was filed and warranted no action.

He added his client took allegations of abuse or wrongdoing regarding the former couple's children seriously.

"He is satisfied that the allegations are a product of economic motives. They are as baseless as they seem," Mr Kaplan said.

Mr Flores, who worked for Ms Spears from February to July this year, also accuses his security firm employers of ignoring or mocking his complaints over the singer's alleged actions .
 
:rofl:

Not much of bodyguard if you can be intimidated by a naked Britney Spears....
 
Besides, it's nothing that hasn't been plastered all over the internet already.
 
Car parks closed, lay-bys blocked and trees cut as councils try to stop 'dogging'
Dozens of car parks have been shut, lay-bys blocked and trees cut down around the country in attempts to deter the outdoor sex practice known as “dogging”.
By Martin Beckford
Published: 8:00AM BST 02 Oct 2010

Councils, police forces and park authorities are also carrying out night-time patrols, putting up warning signs and painting double yellow lines in secluded areas.

The authorities insist the drastic and sometimes costly actions are needed to deter “doggers”, people who get a thrill from watching strangers have sex in parked cars.

But some claim the culprits should simply be arrested for the crimes indecent exposure or outraging public decency, rather than the law-abiding majority suffering restricted access to roads or the countryside.

The steps taken by town halls in particular to halt dogging were highlighted this week when it emerged that Surrey County Council is considering releasing a herd of bulls into a field. The local authority has had more than 300 complaints about people having sex near the Hog’s Back lay-by on the A31 at Puttenham, and believes the bull option is “viable”.

Earlier this year 6,000 trees were cut down at a beauty spot on the outskirts of Darwen, Lancashire, with councillors claiming it would act as “a deterrent to people who go dogging”. :shock:

A Daily Telegraph survey has found that councils across Britain have taken similar action in recent years.

In Leicestershire, a wildlife area was bulldozed at a dogging hotspot in 2007. Residents complained that mature ash and beech trees had been chopped down at Groby Pool, by Hinckley and Bosworth Borough Council, but that strangers continued to meet there for sex.

A popular picnic site in Derbyshire was transformed, with bushes cut down to make the car park more visible and gates costing £1,000 installed at the Highoredish site. Derbyshire County Council also restricted access to the car park to daylight hours and weekends during the summer, with nearby residents volunteering to lock the gates.

Two lay-bys in Durham, one near Crook and the other north of Tow Law, were closed down partly because of “problems of anti-social behaviour of a sexual nature”. Durham County Council has also closed a car park at Beamish Burn during the week.

The same authority has cut back trees and shrubs at two sites near Chester-le-Street and Causey Arch near Stanley, where £1,000 was also spent putting up fencing to keep doggers out.

Warrington Borough Council installed a “concrete barrier” and demolished three disused buildings near lanes in Burtonwood “following numerous reports and complaints”, and also took action on two car parks near woods.

A beauty spot in the Cotswolds became so notorious for open-air sex that earlier this year pranksters put up a fake heritage road sign stating: “Official dogging area.” :shock:

Gloucestershire County Council has responded by clearing scrub and bushes at Barrow Wake viewpoint, and may close another park at night.

A spokesman said it had carried out “several low intensity actions designed to discourage blatant sexual activity and help make the sites feel more safe for ordinary visitors”.

“Of particular concern are the 'doggers' and the associated voyeurs who can be fairly persistent and aggressive according to locals.”

In Alkrington Woods, Rochdale MBC closed a car park temporarily and installed CCTV cameras.

Kent County Council blocked off a lay-by on the A249 at Stockbury despite complaints from lorry drivers who said they used it as a legitimate rest stop, while a picnic site near Stowmarket was shut down by Suffolk County Council.

The Forestry Commissions in England, Scotland and Wales have also taken action to deter doggers, in some places putting up warning signs and in others cutting back vegetation to make secluded car parks more visible.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... gging.html

I thought of putting this in Stupid Rules, as an example of how Councils give over-the-top responses to certain situations - or is it that Dumb Cops are too lazy to enforce laws we already have? A few heavy police raids on well-known dogging sites would soon spread the message. The police already have Dog Units - perhaps they should also have Dogging Units! 8)

PS: I used to travel to school along the Hogs Back - but I don't think dogging had been invented back then! ;)
 
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