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Weird Sex (Practices, Preferences & Accoutrements!)

"commanding respect from peers"—huh? Are they bragging about this at work or something?

It's about a Reddit sub so one assumes the respect is coming from other posters, i.e. people who don't actually know you.

Here's how an actual work conversation might go -
Colleague: Oh you're a wag, you always make me laugh!
Fapstronaut: Ah, you've noticed my newfound social skills! I've felt much more confident since April.
Colleague: Why, what happened in April?
Fapstronaut: That's when I stopped masturbating.
Colleague:
*backing away*
 
Man caught having sex with a plastic cone at Wigan North Western train station

Wigan and Leigh Magistrates Court
CHARLES GRAHAM
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Published: 07:19Saturday 14 September 2019
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A man has admitted to having sex with a plastic cone in front of shocked staff at Wigan’s main railway station.

Trevor Smith, 38, appeared before borough magistrates to plead guilty to outraging public decency during a bizarre drunken incident at North Western.

Justices heard that on April 14, Smith, from Arrivato Plaza, St Helens, was seen sitting in a lift with his trousers and underpants round his ankles at the station with a cleaning cone on his lap, “appearing to have sex with it and thrusting his hips at it.”
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https://www.wigantoday.net/news/cri...vjTD-YACz9RevWbYPjUKxYn2RtVI0KlIelw-0LNrZ1lwU
 
makes me proud to live in Wigan....... NOT. (at least he was from Saint Helens - different kind of weirdo)
There was also the guy who (ahem) got friendly with the post box - i posted (lol) this a couple of years ago on here - he was later found floating in the canal apparently
 
♪ It's raining semen, hallelujah ♫

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Unfortunately no pictures, but a story ...

A few days ago I visited an exhibit by Frantisek Skala in Prague, a contemporary Czech surrealist, in the classic East-European style:
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I couldn't find the room in the huge museum so I asked a woman guard. She described the route and then said "but maybe you might not want to look inside one of the art objects". I went and found the room, it was far away and there was a woman standing guard. I was the only visitor. I looked carefully at all the weird things (I like that).
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And at the side I found an artwork called "in excess of Duchamp" (or something like that). It was a board with many holes and looking through them you could see aesthetical cut-outs of very many lady-parts from old porn magazines (I think). All the time I was watched by the guard which made me much too shy to take pictures :shy:

Of course it was a pointer to Duchamp's "Étant donnés": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Étant_donnés. As an art lover I know those things :p
 
It seems this is the thread were all the necrophilia stories end up, so ...
Filipino teens allegedly rob grave, have sex with corpse of woman, 84

Two teens have been arrested after they allegedly robbed a grave and had sex with the corpse of the body within, Daily Mail reports.

The two unidentified Filipino teens were caught after the family returned to the grave of their loved one the day after she was buried, only to find her tomb had been defiled. The body belonged to an 84-year-old Filipino woman named Isabel Bastatas, who was buried on Sept. 29.

Her legs were found sticking out of the coffin she had been buried in and suspicious family members examined the body, discovering she had no underwear on and there were signs of intercourse on the corpse’s genitals.

The grisly act of alleged necrophilia is being investigated by police.

According to the Daily Mail, Lieutenant Colonel Ernesto Castillo said: “The arrest was made after witnesses came to us to help with the investigations.”

As to what was allegedly stolen from the grave, police are still investigating.

The two individuals arrested in connection with the incident have denied the allegations made against them.

According to the U.K. Sun, the family of Bastatas will pursue legal action against the parents of the suspects.

SOURCE: https://torontosun.com/news/world/f...n-84/wcm/7609b794-5fd8-490a-829d-28c010b4ca49
 
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