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Weird Sex (Practices, Preferences & Accoutrements!)

A day working on a cake porn shoot :dinner: .. possibly safe to watch at work depending on your work place

 
I 'm reading the book "I love Dick" by Chris Kraus. It's original, but very, very highbrow art-intellectual. The reviews are all over the place:
  • Finally the ordeal of reading a book with this title on public transportation is over. - I had to stop reading this. It feels like I've been tricked into participating in a cruel piece of performance art.
  • I've never read a novel like this before. A blending of the epistolary novel, feminist manifesto, art criticism, tell-all reality-memoir, critical theory, personal essay, and diary.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/243991.I_Love_Dick?from_search=true&qid=LglCAqaL1l&rank=1
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I was inspired to make this recipe tonight and it was very good (I added red wine, Italian herbs and juniper berries). It is true that it needs 45 minutes to simmer, but I used that time differently than the book suggests :)
 
I've just finished part 3 of Karl Ove Knausgaard's "My struggle". https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/22501022-my-struggle?from_search=true&qid=qbCK54jHB5&rank=1
Interesting but not entirely my taste. But there were some really interesting and good parts. One of them triggered a memory:

My thinking on these evenings: anything can happen. I liked just dashing around, coming across the unexpected ~ objects, features, situations. The huts that had been erected in the forest above the pontoons, they were empty in the evening, the windows were lit and we peered in. Were
they porn mags lying there? Yes, they were. No one dared to smash a window and go in and take them, but now all of a sudden it was a possibility, and we knew someone would do it soon, perhaps even we would.


This was a time when one morning there could be a centrefold from a porn magazine lying in the road outside the house. This was a time when you could find porn mags in the ditches, in fields and under bridges. Who had left them there we had no idea, they were scattered as if by
God’s hand, a part of nature like wood anemones, catkins, swollen streams or rain-smooth rocks. And the elements marked them too: they were either spongy with moisture or bone dry or the paper had cracked after having dried out again, often they were sun-faded, soil-stained and discoloured.

A thrill went through me when I thought about the magazines. It had nothing to do with the way we talked about them - we
talked tough, we laughed and ogled them greedily - but the thrill lay somewhere else, so deep that rational thought never reached it.


This could have been in the '70's and in these times I also found these magazines in our city parks, randomly, while playing innocent games with schoolmates (hide-and-seek, cowboys-and-Indians, that kind of thing …). Once I even found a gay magazine, although at that time I had no idea what I was looking at. I had little idea of sex then and certainly not gay sex. So this brought back memories. In later years I never stumbled upon these magazines again in the wild, not even during urban exploration of weird places.
 
Titty-mags, such as Parade, were thoughtfully provided for all barbers' male customers, back in the sixties, regardless of age. Ironically, Tit-Bits was, I think, titty-free. I don't think I ever, accidentally, stumbled across any filthy mags as a kid, certainly never in the hedgerows, where they were reputed to grow! Some relatively-mild ones were, daringly, brought into school by naughty boys. It was around the period that "full frontal" started to be used as a slogan.

My first exposure to relatively hard-core pornographic images would have been during a vacation-job, when I was all of 19! I took a job valeting cars in a local garage, where the workers' den was plastered with gynecological lewdness in high definition. Eating your sandwiches in this "butcher's shop" was a right-of-passage, I suppose. The only remarks made about the origin-of-mankind were highly disparaging.
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Tit-Bits was, I think, titty-free.

Did you know... (I'm sure you do, being you) that Tit-Bits was a popular and respectable magazine, founded in 1881 and still enough of a household name in 1949 to be featured in a major plot-twist at the end of the 1949 black comedy epic Kind Hearts and Coronets?

OK then, Smartarse - which British actor, later to become hugely famous, played the Tit-Bits journalist?
He spoke his single line and pronounced the magazine title with total dignity. Hilarious.
 
Did you know... (I'm sure you do, being you) that Tit-Bits was a popular and respectable magazine, founded in 1881 and still enough of a household name in 1949 to be featured in a major plot-twist at the end of the 1949 black comedy epic Kind Hearts and Coronets?

OK then, Smartarse - which British actor, later to become hugely famous, played the Tit-Bits journalist?
He spoke his single line and pronounced the magazine title with total dignity. Hilarious.
Ooh I know! It was Arthur Lowe wasn’t it?
 
I've just finished part 3 of Karl Ove Knausgaard's "My struggle". https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/22501022-my-struggle?from_search=true&qid=qbCK54jHB5&rank=1
Interesting but not entirely my taste. But there were some really interesting and good parts. One of them triggered a memory:

This could have been in the '70's and in these times I also found these magazines in our city parks, randomly, while playing innocent games with schoolmates (hide-and-seek, cowboys-and-Indians, that kind of thing …). Once I even found a gay magazine, although at that time I had no idea what I was looking at. I had little idea of sex then and certainly not gay sex. So this brought back memories. In later years I never stumbled upon these magazines again in the wild, not even during urban exploration of weird places.

In the early 70s there used to be a small derelict building on the Old Nairn Road outside Inverness - it was just after a railway bridge and right on the edge of the Moray Firth.
We used to find porn mags stashed in there and often there were rather saucy polaroid photos.
The mags and photos were always in a tatty condition and often new tatty ones would turn up.
 
Move aside "I was hovering the stairs in a loosely fitting dressing gown, I slipped and that's why my penis is stuck in this hoover nozzle Dr" .. now the girls are coming to town ..
Only daleks hover the stairs!
 
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I was doing that experiment with cats and cucumbers (see YouTube =innocent) and something went very wrong Dr. ...
 
Move aside "I was hoovering the stairs in a loosely fitting dressing gown, I slipped and that's why my penis is stuck in this hoover nozzle Dr" .. now the girls are coming to town ..

https://thethaiger.com/news/bangkok...falls-over-and-a-cucumber-ended-up-inside-her

Many years ago I dated a nurse who told me a a story that one night when she was off work, a man was brought into A&E with a substantial amount of a broom handle up his arse, his excuse was "I was doing the cleaning nude and fell off the step ladder onto the broom." She wasn't there at the time and it has the ring (HURR) of urban myth to it.
 
Sorry for posting Katie Hopkins, but this fits in here (this could still be a hoax and this could be some adult book).

"Body fluid or blood play" - I'm relatively liberal about sex, but even I think that we should spare teenagers knowledge of some fetish practices. I've read De Sade (boring!) but even there these fetishes were not mentioned. So I doubt if we should talk about things that need not be talked about ...
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Don't read the comments, They're nasty:
 
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Sorry for posting Katie Hopkins, but this fits in here (this could still be a hoax and this could be some adult book).

"Body fluid or blood play" - I'm relatively liberal about sex, but even I think that we should spare teenagers knowledge of some fetish practices. I've read De Sade (boring!) but even there these fetishes were not mentioned. So I doubt if we should talk about things that need not be talked about ...
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Don't read the comments, They're nasty:

This seems to be a picture of a book index page. Where is the evidence that this is taught to children and is mandatory?

Given her past history isn't there at least a possibility that Hopkins made this story up?

I reckon it's from an adult book like you suggested.
 
... (this could still be a hoax and this could be some adult book). ...

It's not a hoax, and the book was written as a no-nonsense reference for a wide audience (including teens / young adults):

S.E.X.: The All-You-Need-to-Know Progressive Sexuality Guide to Get You Through High School and College
By Heather Corinna
2007

A preview version of the book is accessible at Google Books.


The Second Edition came out in 2016 and is titled:

S.E.X., second edition: The All-You-Need-To-Know Sexuality Guide to Get You Through Your Teens and Twenties
 
It's not a hoax, and the book was written as a no-nonsense reference for a wide audience (including teens / young adults):

S.E.X.: The All-You-Need-to-Know Progressive Sexuality Guide to Get You Through High School and College
By Heather Corinna
2007

A preview version of the book is accessible at Google Books.


The Second Edition came out in 2016 and is titled:

S.E.X., second edition: The All-You-Need-To-Know Sexuality Guide to Get You Through Your Teens and Twenties

I wasn't questioning the existence of the book, just wondering if it really is compulsory for teens to study this book. If that is the case then which School Districts enforce this?
 
I wasn't questioning the existence of the book, just wondering if it really is compulsory for teens to study this book. If that is the case then which School Districts enforce this?

The existence of an anonymous book with the pictured index entries was hardly in question.

I identified the book so that anyone with a serious interest in the story about its being a mandatory sex education reference has a solid clue for researching that claim. Personally, I've no such interest ...
 
just wondering if it really is compulsory for teens to study this book.

Making it compulsory should make sure they don't!

I'm quite sure youngsters will encounter a lot of this stuff in porn. This book of over-200 pages is not the syllabus of a course, though it might be on a suggested reading-list. Sex Education is just part of a mountain of topics lumped together as PHSE, sometimes taught by visiting nurses. They may put condoms on bananas. Some condoms may go missing. Same-sex relationships may get a mention. It will last about an hour - the lesson that is! Sexting and Social Media may also be covered in another segment but the notion that schools have the time or inclination to delve into the more lurid paraphilias is old-fashioned, tabloid piffle. :bored:

It is rare for lurid stuff to be raised, even by the most sniggery boys. You are much more likely to take questions about ancient mythical birth-control methods, such as jumping up and down!
 
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