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Weird Sex (Practices, Preferences & Accoutrements!)

Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels

Doctors have warned horny young men to refrain from using banana peels to masturbate — the latest bizarre sex trend circulating on social media.

“It’s the closet thing to a blowjob,” wrote one randy Redditor, who claims “he’s been doing it for years.”

However, Dr. Diana Gill cautions against the perverse practice. “You could develop a rash and sores on the penis which can be painful and might lead to infection". Not only that, but she claims a person with a fruit or latex allergy could be more susceptible to a reaction from a banana skin.

https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/docto...ter_impression=true&__twitter_impression=true

maximus otter
 
Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels

Doctors have warned horny young men to refrain from using banana peels to masturbate — the latest bizarre sex trend circulating on social media.

“It’s the closet thing to a blowjob,” wrote one randy Redditor, who claims “he’s been doing it for years.”

However, Dr. Diana Gill cautions against the perverse practice. “You could develop a rash and sores on the penis which can be painful and might lead to infection". Not only that, but she claims a person with a fruit or latex allergy could be more susceptible to a reaction from a banana skin.

https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/docto...ter_impression=true&__twitter_impression=true

maximus otter

Day-o, day-o
Daylight cum and me wan' go home.
 
"It's the closet thing to a blowjob!"

Unless one is outed as a heavy-user, seeking treatment for a Geest* Infection!

All we need now is an account of the visions brought-on by smoking them afterwards! :bananas:

*Showing my age on this one, as that label on bananas is no more, I fear!
 
I try to stay away from a certain website that shall not be named, but I couldn't resist searching for "banana peel". Yes … many instruction video's. Anything that can be done, will be done :yellowc:
 
I try to stay away from a certain website that shall not be named, but I couldn't resist searching for "banana peel". Yes … many instruction video's. Anything that can be done, will be done :yellowc:

To be fair, the main hazard in the example quoted was slipping on the banana and hitting his head off the toilet seat.
 
Male Expelled From Public Beach After Using Inflatable Doll As Buoyancy Aid

https://dailydits.com/2020/01/male-...rsSmknyvN5NTCH9dGaUa1Adt18dvgXQu9Sct_RG1rJRKQ

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Sorry for posting Katie Hopkins, but this fits in here (this could still be a hoax and this could be some adult book).

"Body fluid or blood play" - I'm relatively liberal about sex, but even I think that we should spare teenagers knowledge of some fetish practices. I've read De Sade (boring!) but even there these fetishes were not mentioned. So I doubt if we should talk about things that need not be talked about ...
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Don't read the comments, They're nasty:

Maybe that part of the book is to teach the kids how to enjoy kinky play safely, and as such, absolutely needs to be discussed openly. (Swapping) Body fluid and blood play are things that are generally not encouraged with random strangers, or in clubs, they are best saved for long-term, tested partners in a private environment. Not the sort of things young adults should be experimenting with, just to see if they like it, too many serious health implications for the unwary. I'd rather they were taught that flying fluids can bring more serious things than the patter of little feet, and playing at vampires isn't all nice and twee and "Twilight", it's Heavy play, and not to be taken lightly (erm, obviously).

I try to stay away from a certain website that shall not be named, but I couldn't resist searching for "banana peel". Yes … many instruction video's. Anything that can be done, will be done :yellowc:

I was absolutely astonished, only a handful of years ago, to learn of the practice of "grapefruiting". Until then, I really did think I'd seen it, done it, got the gimp mask, had nothing left to learn. I had no idea...
 
I was absolutely astonished, only a handful of years ago, to learn of the practice of "grapefruiting". Until then, I really did think I'd seen it, done it, got the gimp mask, had nothing left to learn. I had no idea...

OK. I couldn't resist googling that. This was funny:
The grapefruit should be unpeeled and room temperature or even a little warm. Using one straight from the fridge will NOT go over well with the person on the receiving end. (Can you say shrinkage?)

And:
The worst that could happen is that one of you has a citrus allergy, in which case contact with the grapefruit could trigger an allergic reaction that can range from mild to severe.
 
John McAfee combines Catholicism and sex in this typical tweet. It is very funny that in the replies the schism between catholic and orthodox churches comes up again after 1000 years. Also discussions of sacramental doctrine. And whale fucking in emojis.

I'm not Catholic,
But I go to confession.
I mostly make stuff up:
Eating babies;
Raping nuns
Stuff like that.
Went to an Eastern Orthodox church today.
Confessed to
Forcibly sodomizing
An eldery derelict woman.
In great detail.
Priest suggested
More frequent confessions.
 
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What the Hell?! In what world is that all right to share in public media?
 
There was a program on tv the other night about Mary Millington
a porn star and model, it was said she had sex with the then prime
minster, Harold Wilson, surly that must count as weird sex.
:omr::)
 
There was a program on tv the other night about Mary Millington
a porn star and model, it was said she had sex with the then prime
minster, Harold Wilson, surly that must count as weird sex.
:omr::)

Mary supposedly sought out unlikely conquests like Wilson and Jimmy Hill, but equally could have been making up her exploits on the orders of her boyfriend/controller/publisher David Sullivan for publicity purposes.
 
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