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Weird Sex (Practices, Preferences & Accoutrements!)

Sex, though not weird.

On the BBC site my eyes were drawn to this article from 2018

How to masturbate [for women]

Where I found this:

the 'Escargot' technique:

“Starting at the base of the vagina, lightly drag your fingertip at a snail’s pace towards the clitoris. Make sure you don’t put your finger in too deep at this point, as you want to avoid touching the urethra."

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Did I read on this thread about a recent study where someone had estimated the amount of porn created between the earliest silent movies and today's internet content and that if you were to view it all it would take a very long time indeed, perhaps thousands of years? Longer than modern civilization itself?

Ring any bells?
 
vigorous hand motions

All that stuff is going out of fashion, I gather.

We have dealt, briefly, I think, with the MGTOWs and the INCELs. There is a third group, making their dismaying mark on Youtube and elsewhere - the NOFAPs!

I'm not sure to what extent these self-identifying groups are distinct; I suspect the same posters turn up under several headings online. There may be some massive philosophical rifts between them, for all I know, but they are all great enthusiasts for conserving their semen!

Yup, Semen Conservation will get millions of hits on Youtube! It will also deliver a selection of the most horrid, gesticulating, bro-talking muppets that could inhabit your worst nightmares!

My own nightmare is that they will all "relapse" on the same day and unleash a tsunami of their pent-up spunk to punish the world!

Be warned! :willy:
 
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... There is a third group, making their dismaying mark on Youtube and elsewhere - the NOFAP's! ...

For those not familiar with this trend / movement / fad ...

NoFap started on Reddit in 2011 during an online convo between folks who’d given up masturbation.
The term NoFap (now a trademarked name and business) came from the word “fap,” which is internet lingo for the sound of jerking off. ...
What started as a casual discussion is now a website and organization that promotes quitting not just masturbation, but also porn and other sexual behaviors.
Their target audience appears to be predominantly straight males, with smaller pockets of women and queer folks.
Proponents argue that adopting the NoFap lifestyle offers a range of benefits, from mental clarity to muscle growth. ...

SOURCE (With More Discussion):
NoFap Benefits: Real or Overhyped?
https://www.healthline.com/health/nofap-benefits

See Also:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NoFap
 
I've read that Orthodox rabbis are OK with female sex toys but not with male sex toys. It's that conservation of semen thing too.
And there exist yoga techniques to get an orgasm without ejaculation. I guess it comes from the same angle.

And on another angle, this seems to be a health trend too: increasing your testosterone levels:
https://brainflow.co/index.php/2019...terone-the-4-hour-body-testosterone-protocol/
 
I’m going to really lower the tone here (A particular speciality of mine apparently) but you have to wonder just how popular the arts of fellatio and cunnilingus were back in the times when regular bathing wasn’t all that common!
 
I’m going to really lower the tone here (A particular speciality of mine apparently) but you have to wonder just how popular the arts of fellatio and cunnilingus were back in the times when regular bathing wasn’t all that common!
Probably a very specialised thing back then.
 
I’m going to really lower the tone here (A particular speciality of mine apparently) but you have to wonder just how popular the arts of fellatio and cunnilingus were back in the times when regular bathing wasn’t all that common!
'French style'

Apparently pretty common throughout all time.
 
A person who performs fellatio upon another, i.e. who fellates, may be termed a fellator

Had a bloke who'd often mention saving something 'for later', to which I'd reply 'Who' re YOU calling a cocksucker? '

It never got old.
 
Very informative but I didn’t see any direct reference to French Style.....Now I consider myself a man of the world and not totally unfamiliar with numerous types of perversions but this one escapes me. Roll on March 14th by the way!
 
Very informative but I didn’t see any direct reference to French Style.....Now I consider myself a man of the world and not totally unfamiliar with numerous types of perversions but this one escapes me. Roll on March 14th by the way!
Oh. That bit.

Well you know the french.....;)

Actually i remember hearing that in a period drama. Something like The Tudors or Wolf Hall.

*it was a joke in case anyone is offended. Besides we all know the italians are worse for it* ;)
 
For those not familiar with this trend / movement / fad ...

SOURCE (With More Discussion):
NoFap Benefits: Real or Overhyped?
https://www.healthline.com/health/nofap-benefits

See Also:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NoFap

To me NoFap has always looked like something for people with too much time on their hands. As it were.
Also, there's always a guru ready to exploit people's most personal and lucrative fears.

I'm old enough to remember when the discussion of sexual matters was still new and often uncomfortable. The justification for talking about sex was that openness was healthy.
This would be compared to the secrecy of the past, where children and adolescents were sternly warned of the dangers of masturbation.

The 'benefits 'of abstinence for Victorian and Edwardian children were believed to be similar to those described today, though there was of course an added layer of the fear of sin. That's not coming back.
 
Very informative but I didn’t see any direct reference to French Style.....Now I consider myself a man of the world and not totally unfamiliar with numerous types of perversions but this one escapes me. Roll on March 14th by the way!
As a teenager I was led to believe that sex 'French' style meant 'girl on top'.
 
It is also apparently extra hard to be a NOFAP'er on Dutch Railways...
 
What an amateur! This practice is called 'sounding' and usually involves the insertion of more solid structures into the penis.

Unsurprisingly, I know one or two people who indulge in such antics and watching them at play one memorable Sunday afternoon made my legs go all wobbly. Not so wobbly that I couldn't run away though. Sod that.
One notorious practitioner was reminiscent of a conjuror, producing the sounds with a flourish and then making them disappear. I can't enjoy The Omen any more, those 7 daggers of Megiddo give me a flashback, even though her sounds go up in size (from "Ouch" to "No fucking way!"). I think it's the handle, or perhaps the tool roll (oo-er) she keeps them in.

It's amazing how something so long (and with a bend in it) can go inside a human body without poking someone's back teeth out. This lady keeps the (old) fella aroused - quite a feat in itself, in my book, my pellet was retreating inside like a frightened tortoise - and then slides the sound in, letting it balance at the bend, before popping it home. I'm told it's quite a skill to get it the last few inches without permanently damaging the seal it traverses.
I'm also told that whilst the sensation of sounding is pleasant, the next day, it's like pissing razor blades.
I was long gone before they started hooking up the sounds to e-stim machines.

It takes all sorts, I guess...
 
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