Gosh I hope not. Bit low hanging. :nails:I thought they were breasts just above the base.
He probably needed some relief judging by that head-injury he's got.
Gosh I hope not. Bit low hanging. :nails:
I thought they were breasts just above the base.
I think you need to watch more porn.
Aren't they supposed to be knees? The recipient certainly looks like they're under considerable duress whereas the couple in the first pic look like they're both really into it.
In acts of oral/genital love it is often advantageous for the "passive" partner to be kneeling down.
Well, that's what I've been told.
A trio of farmers who had orgies with horses, goats, dogs and a cow have failed in their bid to have their lengthy prison sentences shortened. Terry Wallace, 42, Matthew Brubaker, 32, and Marc Measnikoff, 36, had their bestiality and child abuse sentences upheld by Pennsylvania Superior Court at a hearing on Thursday.
The twisted pals had unsuccessfully argued that their 20-41 year prison terms were too long, and moaned that the judge who sentenced them in April 2019 had not given them any chance of try and rehabilitate themselves.
Wallace, Brubaker and Measnikoff were arrested in August 2018 after a 16 year-old boy contacted police about their animal abuse. They had lured the youngster to their ramshackle farm to ask for help with caring for the animals, then ordered the child to help them abuse the animals.
After the men’s animal abuse ring was busted, the boy was taken into protective custody.
Nothing passive about acts of oral/genital love.
If you're doing it right.
The twisted pals had unsuccessfully argued that their 20-41 year prison terms were too long, and moaned that the judge who sentenced them in April 2019 had not given them any chance of try and rehabilitate themselves.
Adam Buxton Podcast
I have not kept up with his career but I do recall that his production company was responsible for an engaging history of pornography, made for Channel 4.
It was the more ancient bits that engaged me, jaw properly dropping, when the Parisian brothel speciality of avisodomy was depicted in a supposed contemporary fillum. It was edited, needless to say.
Worse things are done, on an industrial scale, in the name of farming, alas, but we still buy eggs.
Am I the only person who learnt that irrumatio was a word?
What, like when cows have all those stomachs so they can chew the grass up later?Am I the only person who learnt that irrumatio was a word?
If we look at it closely and with compassion, male desire is more complicated than most people assume it to be.
I didn't know men can ejaculate after death
Grim isn't it. I hope the kid never finds out.Bloody Hell! Mr Swifty, I think you have posted the most WTF thing yet!
But doesn't the stuff have to be warm or at least a certain temperature to be of any use?I didn't know men can ejaculate after death .. lovely ..
Morgue worker arrested after giving birth to a dead man's baby ..
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mo...8qaui4c8YMpLwaQPdtzEoJ4z1_3CMpB-nUjfnnwa3CaP4
I had to research this out of morbid fascination and one link states sperm can still be alive up to and including 30 hrs after a man has died. The first time this was done was in 1999.But doesn't the stuff have to be warm or at least a certain temperature to be of any use?
Oh forget it..
I wish my local would hurry the fu*k up and open or at least start serving substantial meals..
Worldnewsdailyreport.com
Well sure! Don’t you listen to The Rolling Stones?I didn't know men can ejaculate after death .. lovely ..
I didn't know men can ejaculate after death .. lovely ..
Morgue worker arrested after giving birth to a dead man's baby ..
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mo...8qaui4c8YMpLwaQPdtzEoJ4z1_3CMpB-nUjfnnwa3CaP4
Although the news media occasionally report real cases of workers or interlopers at mortuaries/cemeteries attempting to engage in sex with bodies of the deceased, this item about a female mortuary worker’s becoming pregnant through such an activity is not one of them.
It was a spoof from the Dead Serious News site, whose “About” page notes that “Dead Serious News is a satirical website that is updated on an irregular basis. With the exception of the names of public figures, all names are fictional.”
Good spot, it never occurred to me to check Snopes. Love the fake name The Mourning Glory Mortuary.I've ahem come across this before: it's bollocks, in every sense.
Here's Snopes* on the subject -
Was a Morgue Worker Arrested After Giving Birth to a Dead Man’s Baby?
*Snopes is the long-established go-to rumour debunking site. I never leave home without it.
I don't believe a word I read online until I've checked it out on Snopes.Good spot, it never occurred to me to check Snopes. Love the fake name The Mourning Glory Mortuary.