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Weird Sex (Practices, Preferences & Accoutrements!)

According to Cosmopolitan Magazine, one woman in ten hold on to their cell phone and even talk on their cell phones while having sex.

Really ?

That would make me uncomfortable.
 
Ha ha not on zoom !!

I think phone addiction is very real.

I think my grandchildren never let go of their phones, especially my granddaughter and her girlfriends.
 
charliebrown said:
According to Cosmopolitan Magazine, one woman in ten hold on to their cell phone and even talk on their cell phones while having sex.

Really ?

That would make me uncomfortable.
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ah the real reason why phones have a vibrate alert. Of course now i'm going to be concerned the next time my wife asks me to give her a call lol
 
Supermarket worker killed 15 chickens by having sex with them
Hull Daily Mail Link
Barbara Webster, prosecuting, said: “He did not like performing the act and said sorry to the chickens after.”
He also admitted having intercourse with his pet dog over a four month period, but said the dog "did not like it and growled and bit him".
 
mikfez said:
Supermarket worker killed 15 chickens by having sex with them
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Is Tesco experimenting with new slaughter methods? I wondered.

It turns out the bugger's day-job is not very relevant, though we could worry, in case chilled chickens might also appeal . . .

His mug-shot is included with the article and I don't begrudge that doggie one bite of him! Or several!

Oddly, the whole messed-up business happened in Accrington, Lancs! The Hull Daily Mail must know what appeals to its readers! :dunno:
 
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Could have gone in one of the Covid threads as well.

The Brussels regional news platform Bruzz reports that the Judicial Authorities have confirmed that a party at which 25 people were present was raided by police on the Steenstraat that is only around 200 metres away from the city’s main police station.

The Francophone daily La Dernière Heure reports that the gathering was an orgy at which the guests had not only been drinking alcohol, but also taking illegal drugs. However, the Judicial Authorities have refused to comment on this.

The 25 people present are reported to have been mainly diplomats as well as a member of the European Parliament. The MEP is said to have tried to escape when the police arrived. He is a member of the Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban's party Fidesz. On Saturday he since resigned from his post as a member of the European Parliament.

All those present were issued with charge sheets.

https://www.vrt.be/vrtnws/en/2020/12/01/police-break-up-orgy-in-the-centre-of-brussels/


A leading right-wing MEP and ally of Viktor Orban, the Hungarian prime minister, has been arrested at an illegal sex party in Brussels.

Jozsef Szajer, 59, a founding member of Mr Orban’s Fidesz party, was injured jumping from a first-floor window on Friday night as he tried to flee before he was arrested with 24 other people.

Those detained were mostly men, including European diplomats. They were fined €250 for breaking the coronavirus curfew and social restrictions at the party above a gay bar in central Brussels.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/hungarian-mep-close-to-orban-arrested-at-sex-party-mzvm6kqdc (Paywall)
 
uair01 said:
Again from my favorite economics blog:

And sex robots:

https://marginalrevolution.com/marginalrevolution/2020/11/the-economics-of-sex-robots.html

Sex robots will emulate a majority women ratio, shifting women to compete for men’s attention by requiring less courtship and commitment in exchange for sex. The long-term ramifications are unclear, especially the way long-term technologies and cultural norms will interact. Perhaps women will discover they have to make the costs of courtship both low and transparent to compete with sex robots. Or, perhaps, new technology could enable women to recombine their genes with one another, making men enamored with sex robots (or men generally) totally redundant.
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Unless those sex robots learn to load the washing machine, cook chips and buy underwear in the man's correct size, I suspect the female position is still pretty unassailable.
 
Addiction must be hell but its neurology can be fascinating to read about. This was surprisingly good and it makes very clear how the brain's reward mechanisms can be trained destructively.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show...n?ac=1&from_search=true&qid=Frb88RQf3Q&rank=1

Your Brain On Porn: Internet Pornography and the Emerging Science of Addiction
by Gary Wilson

When high speed internet became widely available a few years ago, growing numbers of people began to worry that their porn use was running out of control. Far from preparing them for fulfilling relationships, viewing an endless stream of porn videos led to unexpected symptoms. Perhaps most surprisingly, for the first time in history erectile dysfunction was becoming a significant problem for young men.
 
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mikfez said:
Supermarket worker killed 15 chickens by having sex with them
Hull Daily Mail Link
Barbara Webster, prosecuting, said: “He did not like performing the act and said sorry to the chickens after.”
He also admitted having intercourse with his pet dog over a four month period, but said the dog "did not like it and growled and bit him".
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Glad the dog bit him!! Poor dog being violated like that.
 
How many sex toys can you spot in this pic? I reckon 4.
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https://www.theguardian.com/artandd...-interview-objects-police-mistook-for-weapons
 
I could likely mend a car with some of them
 
Ye gods you certainly know how to put a chap on a diet I will certainly eye the staff of the meat and chicken stalls with some suspicion from now on.
 
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor doggie a bone,
but when she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.
 
uair01 said:
Addiction must be hell but its neurology can be fascinating to read about. This was surprisingly good and it makes very clear how the brain's reward mechanisms can be trained destructively.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show...n?ac=1&from_search=true&qid=Frb88RQf3Q&rank=1

Your Brain On Porn: Internet Pornography and the Emerging Science of Addiction
by Gary Wilson

When high speed internet became widely available a few years ago, growing numbers of people began to worry that their porn use was running out of control. Far from preparing them for fulfilling relationships, viewing an endless stream of porn videos led to unexpected symptoms. Perhaps most surprisingly, for the first time in history erectile dysfunction was becoming a significant problem for young men.
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I've been amazed to discover that viagra use is widespread among young men in their 20's and 30's. Things must have changed significantly since my day! Or perhaps they don't have modern equivalents of Ruth and Jackie.
 
escargot said:
He was imprisoned because of his previous convictions and his frequent refusal to attend hearings.
She was punished too, with a fine and a community order.
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Yes but .. sexual intercourse between two consenting adults took place in public where children could have seen it. I'm a hippy but the law calls this outraging public decency ..

I don't know what his previous is but shouldn't the punishment be equal for the same crime at the same time with both people owning up to it? .. this report says the only reason someone called the police was because that person assumed he was raping her. To her credit, she hasn't claimed a rape took place but she easily could have done to absolve herself of any blame at all.

I don't know what his bail conditions were, I doubt they were specifically 'do not have sex in public' but I could be wrong. It's a given he was a naughty person before he did this but they were both naughty doing this. So why is she given a slap on the wrist after saying "sorry" in comparison? .. surely they should both be fined or jailed? .. true equality in the eyes of the law?.
 
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Swifty said:
Yes but .. sexual intercourse between two consenting adults took place in public where children could have seen it. I'm a hippy but the law calls this outraging public decency ..

I don't know what his previous is but shouldn't the punishment be equal for the same crime at the same time with both people owning up to it? .. this report says the only reason someone called the police was because that person assumed he was raping her. To her credit, she hasn't claimed a rape took place but she easily could have done to absolve herself of any blame at all.

I don't know what his bail conditions were, I doubt they were specifically 'do not have sex in public' but I could be wrong. It's a given he was a naughty person before he did this but they were both naughty doing this. So why is she given a slap on the wrist after saying "sorry" in comparison? .. surely they should both be fined or jailed? .. true equality in the eyes of the law?.
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She didn't get a slap on the wrist. She was fined and would also incur court costs which can be hefty.

Fines can be paid in interest-free instalments but they do have to be paid on time or there'll be a warrant issued and she'll get locked up.

The community order isn't a walk in the park either.
The details of hers aren't stated but it will involve a possible curfew, Unpaid Work (that's something like voluntary work for two hours every Saturday afternoon for 6 months) and possible participation in alcohol or drug programmes if that's what's got her into trouble, all overseen by Probation who will be on her back for the duration of the Order.
 
escargot said:
She didn't get a slap on the wrist. She was fined and would also incur court costs which can be hefty.

Fines can be paid in interest-free instalments but they do have to be paid on time or there'll be a warrant issued and she'll get locked up.

The community order isn't a walk in the park either.
The details of hers aren't stated but it will involve a possible curfew, Unpaid Work (that's something like voluntary work for two hours every Saturday afternoon for 6 months) and possible participation in alcohol or drug programmes if that's what's got her into trouble, all overseen by Probation who will be on her back for the duration of the Order.
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Yes, I think the probation will basically control what she can and can't do for the whole of her community sentence.

So it sounds easy enough in comparison to a prison sentence but it isn't.
 
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