maximus otter
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Nobody got hurt
Olaf and a pink unicorn had to be discarded, you monster!
maximus otter
Nobody got hurt
Olaf and a pink unicorn had to be discarded, you monster!
maximus otter
Makes me wonder as to how armchairs get overstuffed.
It's a style of upholstery.overstuffed
I was once told by a nurse of a gentleman who had inserted a vibrator, using a lot of lubricant, and it kind of got sucked right up inside. The doctors tried removing it with forceps but whenever they clasped the end it set off the vibrator and, what with all the lubricant, the bloody thing travelled further in.
Had to operate to get it out.
This woman was more fortunate:
'He said it'd come out "naturally" and then left': Woman who needed surgery to remove a four-inch sex toy from her bottom reveals how night of lust nearly left her with a perforated BOWEL
Daily Mail link
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The article is from a few years ago but I've had a search of the message board and couldn't find that it had been previously linked to. My apologies if it has.
I wonder quite what her motivation really was for approaching the Daily Mail with the story. I'd imagine that it's an experience which would be somewhat difficult to live down.
Ruby found that the images of herself on the same site had been taken 10 years earlier, on a girls’ holiday when she was 17.
They had apparently been saved at the time from a private Facebook album which had been deleted after one month.
“It felt like a violation because at that point, I maybe only had 400 friends on Facebook and all my albums were set to ‘friends only’,” she explains. “So it was someone I knew – someone I would have considered close enough to be a social media friend.”
It's a style of upholstery.
This has been discussed on the BBC radio news and Woman's Hour but I can't find a BBC news link.
Women shared variously explicit nude photos of themselves in a private Facebook group.
Photos from the group later appeared on a 'revenge porn' site.
Stylist magazine link -
A 28 year-old revenge porn victim in the UK tells her story and explains why legal reform is needed
So she'd let 400 people who were 'close enough to be a social media friend' see her nude photos and then wondered how they got out?
Also, this is not about hacking. Someone has saved the photos from the Facebook group. What has happened isn't even illegal.
Let us learn from such mistakes!
(Have to say, when I was about 18 a boyfriend took nudie Polaroids of me that I'd LOVE to see again!)
It's astonishing how stupid some people are, what was she thinking???
You never know Escargot, those photos might make this thread one day!
You never know Escargot, those photos might make this thread one day!
I'd be delighted!It's astonishing how stupid some people are, what was she thinking???
You never know Escargot, those photos might make this thread one day!
That is a butt plug. They're not supposed to go all the way in as any fule kno.
She must have a really huge rectal opening for that to happen.That is a butt plug. They're not supposed to go all the way in as any fule kno.
She must have a really huge rectal opening for that to happen.
Sorry kamalkt. I was bored.Don't stick 15 eggs up your rear.
https://www.iflscience.com/health-a...g-you-do-not-stick-fifteen-eggs-up-your-butt/
I knew when I read "A Florida man" this was going to go somewhere interesting ..Psych Eval For Accused Stuffed Doll Assailant
A judge today ordered a psychological evaluation to help determine the competency of a Florida Man charged with having sexual contact with a pair of large stuffed animals at a Target store, court records show.
During a Circuit Court hearing this afternoon, Judge Cathy Ann McKyton appointed a psychologist to examine Cody Meader, 22:
...who has been charged with criminal mischief and exposure of sexual organs, both misdemeanors.
A Target loss prevention officer told cops that he watched as Meader took a stuffed unicorn to the children’s bedding department, where he exposed himself and “took the unicorn and placed it against his penis and began a sexual motion like the subject was trying to have sex with the unicorn.”
Meader, wearing shorts and a Star Wars t-shirt, then went to the front of the St. Petersburg store and “picked up an Olaf snowman stuffed animal and began having sex with this stuffed animal and it was all on video,” according to the Target worker’s witness statement. “The subject finished having sex with the stuffed animal and ejaculated on it and then wiped it off.”
The...soiled...Olaf doesn’t look too outraged
Upon being read his rights, Meader “admitted to doing ‘stupid stuff”.
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/olaf-psych-eval-376215
maximus otter
I have an arse-opening that's tighter than a duck's. That thing wouldn't go far up my arse.they aren't that big.
buttplug.
buttplug.
I have an arse-opening that's tighter than a duck's. That thing wouldn't go far up my arse.
I have an arse-opening that's tighter than a duck's. That thing wouldn't go far up my arse.
Practice dear boy.
You'd be surprised what you can do with some vaseline to help open upI have an arse-opening that's tighter than a duck's. That thing wouldn't go far up my arse.
(Have to say, when I was about 18 a boyfriend took nudie Polaroids of me that I'd LOVE to see again!)
And a fair degree of commitment!And muscle relaxants.
And lube.
And a free afternoon.
I've got three broken mobile phones with ace sordid sex pics of me and exes .. I'll never see those pics again but I haven't got the heart to throw the phones out .. (more honestly? .. the technical know how to look at those pics again) ..
Surely the best place for the porn would be the bushes next to the phone box?
When this story first broke (late 2019) one of the late night TV hosts quipped that his excuse for having sex with stuffed toys at Target was "I'm sorry, I thought it was a Walmart."Psych Eval For Accused Stuffed Doll Assailant
A judge today ordered a psychological evaluation to help determine the competency of a Florida Man charged with having sexual contact with a pair of large stuffed animals at a Target store, court records show.
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