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But lesbians and gays haven't spent the past few decades fighting for equal rights only to have it thrown back in our faces as a novelty song about being, like, totally outrageous to kiss someone of the same sex.
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I agree a lot(not all) haven't fought for equal rights. ( I know she's being sarcastic too)

i think for some reason, people prefer fake lesbians to the real thing...
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Depends on how butch the real lesbians look.
 
Zilch5 said:
Well, I'm not sure if this is the right thread for this, but...

Spotted in Craigslist:

"NEED SARAH PALIN LOOKALIKE ASAP FOR ADULT FILM (LA)

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Reply to: !@#$%%^&&**@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-09-10, 8:20PM PDT

Looking for a Sarah Palin lookalike for an adult film to be shot in next 10 days.

Major adult studio.

Please send pix, stats etc. ASAP

Pay: $2000-3000

No anal required

Location: LA
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $2000-3000
PostingID: ###########"

Now - I am wondering what the title of the movie would be?

"Sarah does Wasilla"
"Hot Alaskan Nights"
"VPs ILF"

Any other suggestions? And why no A.... Sorry, whatever. :oops:

Source: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/adg/836109998.html
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Maybe It's a milf movie. :D
 
MaxMolyneux said:
Zilch5 said:
Well, I'm not sure if this is the right thread for this, but...

Spotted in Craigslist:

"NEED SARAH PALIN LOOKALIKE ASAP FOR ADULT FILM (LA)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reply to: !@#$%%^&&**@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-09-10, 8:20PM PDT

Looking for a Sarah Palin lookalike for an adult film to be shot in next 10 days.

Major adult studio.

Please send pix, stats etc. ASAP

Pay: $2000-3000

No anal required

Location: LA
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $2000-3000
PostingID: ###########"

Now - I am wondering what the title of the movie would be?

"Sarah does Wasilla"
"Hot Alaskan Nights"
"VPs ILF"

Any other suggestions? And why no A.... Sorry, whatever. :oops:

Source: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/adg/836109998.html
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Maybe It's a milf movie. :D
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Well you never know it wouldnt be the first time now would it :lol:
 
Isabella Rossellini leaves nothing to the imagination, as she recreates the private life of the snail and other invertebrates! :shock:

Green Porno
 
Pietro_Mercurios said:
Isabella Rossellini leaves nothing to the imagination, as she recreates the private life of the snail and other invertebrates! :shock:

Green Porno
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I like how she plays me. Edgy. 8)
 
She was very sweet in the script meetings - said she hoped she could convey my essential eroticism.

Lovely girl. :D
 
escargot1 said:
She was very sweet in the script meetings - said she hoped she could convey my essential eroticism.

Lovely girl. :D
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Well, her mother's most famous role was that of Ilsa Lund, which is an anagram of lud (lewd) snail.

These things don't happen by accident, you know.
 
as i can see :D

glad you enjoyed the meetings Escargot1 :lol:

like they say onwards and upwards!
 
Sex-on-beach trial Britons guilty:A British man and woman have been sentenced to three months in jail in Dubai after being found guilty of having sex on a beach

Michelle Palmer, 36, of Oakham, Rutland, and Vince Acors, 34, of Bromley, south-east London, were arrested on 5 July.

They were fined 1,000 dirhams (£160; $350) and will be deported after serving their sentences.

Their lawyer says the pair will appeal against the verdict.

A spokesman for the judge said Acors and Palmer would be jailed and then deported for the offences of unmarried sex and public indecency.

He added that they had been fined for being drunk in a public place.

"The sentence of three months is usual in these cases. We get many cases of this kind," he said.

Acors and Palmer were not at Dubai's Court of First Instance to hear the ruling but had been ordered not to leave the emirate.

Their defence lawyer Hassan Matter said the pair were upset but not surprised by the verdict.

"They are not guilty but they were prepared for this," he said

He said he was hopeful the conviction would be overturned.

"I think I have a chance in the appeal court. I have 15 days to appeal. I have to find the reason why the judge gave three months."

Acors and Palmer will remain on bail until their appeal is heard at the court.

Senior prosecutor Faisal Abdelmalek Ahli said he was disappointed at the length of sentence.

"I'm not happy," he said, speaking outside court. "It's very light. It's normal for a sentence to be six months to a year for an offence such as this."

Mr Ahli said he expected Acors and Palmer to serve their full three-month term in a Dubai prison.

"Sometimes people serve half their sentence, but this is so short I expect they will serve it all," he said.

The pair were arrested on Jumeirah Beach hours after meeting at a champagne brunch at Dubai's five-star Le Meridien hotel.

A police officer told the court he had warned the pair about their inappropriate behaviour, but returned later to find them having sex on a sun lounger.

Palmer, who was sacked from her job in Dubai as a publishing executive after her arrest, said in a statement she and Acors had been "just kissing and hugging".

Mr Matter said witness statements, including one from the police officer, were "wrong" and medical examinations had proved Palmer had not had sex on the beach.

Friends of Palmer say she has been admitted to hospital in recent weeks suffering from anxiety and depression.

The case has turned the spotlight on the lifestyle of the 120,000 British residents of the United Arab Emirates.

The BBC's Christian Fraser, in Dubai, says there have been concerns lately that tourists are ignoring the emirate's strict Islamic laws and that the outcome of this case will be a warning that such drunken behaviour will not be tolerated in public.
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i read about that in the sun today.

fined for being drunk in a public place
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that i can kinda understand, cause we have that law here too, but for us it usually only ends with it being a night in the cells.

a police officer told the court how he had warned the pair about their inappropriate behaviour, but returned later to find the them having sex on a sun lounger
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well surely if their behaviour was that inappropriate that he had to go and say something why not arrest them then, why go back and then find them having sex?

friends of palmer's say she has been admitted to hospital in recent weeks suffering from anxiety and depression
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well you would be wouldnt you if you know you facing a 3 month stint for something you didnt do, even the medical examiner said she had not had sexual intercourse with the man, yet they still got 3 months each.
 
A good way to avoid such misunderstandings, I've found is to not get off my face in the middle of the day and go off with people I've just met for 'kissing and hugging'. ;)
 
escargot1 said:
A good way to avoid such misunderstandings, I've found is to not get off my face in the middle of the day and go off with people I've just met for 'kissing and hugging'. ;)
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Well you'll be no fun at the office Christmas party! :D
 
escargot1 said:
A good way to avoid such misunderstandings, I've found is to not get off my face in the middle of the day and go off with people I've just met for 'kissing and hugging'. ;)
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yeah i understand that aswell, i mean they did live in the country so you should know the lwas right?

but a medical examiner said she had not had sexual intercourse with the man in question, and im abit confused as to why the police officer if he was so offended thst he needed to go over to speak to them, why didnt he do something then?
 
goth13girl666 said:
...but a medical examiner said she had not had sexual intercourse with the man in question, and im abit confused as to why the police officer if he was so offended thst he needed to go over to speak to them, why didnt he do something then?
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He did something, he warned them to stop, he could be under instructions to go a bit easy on tourists (if they'd been locals they'd have probably been banged up straight away). Then he came back and found them dry humping (easy to mistake for sexual intercourse) and arrested them for offending public decency, or whatever, they can't say they weren't warned.
 
Yup, so they could've been arrested just for that.
 
escargot1 said:
Yup, so they could've been arrested just for that.
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yeah i know in countrys like that they are much stricter on thier laws, than most others.

And they were very, very, drunk at the time.
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from what i have read and can tell they were also arrested for being drunk, which they both admitted anyway.

didnt a someone also say that the 3 month sentence they were both given very leniant as most got 6 months or more?
 
Alright, the cat's out of the bag re the Palin adult movie - it is called:

"Who's Nailin' Paylin?"

It features a russian tank crew who have crashed outside of her stately mansion. You can watch the first minute on Youtube, naturally. The clip is safe for work, so long as your boss doesn't object to bad jokes and cleavage closeups. Apparently later into the movie we are treated to a bipartisan threesome starring "Paylin," Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice. :shock:

Think I'm gonna give this one a miss!
 
Zilch5 said:
Alright, the cat's out of the bag re the Palin adult movie - it is called:

"Who's Nailin' Paylin?"

It features a russian tank crew who have crashed outside of her stately mansion. You can watch the first minute on Youtube, naturally. The clip is safe for work, so long as your boss doesn't object to bad jokes and cleavage closeups. Apparently later into the movie we are treated to a bipartisan threesome starring "Paylin," Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice. :shock:

Think I'm gonna give this one a miss!
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They should have called it, 'Palin: 30 Days of Night', they could have had sexy Russian vampires, too. :lol:
 
Too bad it was produced before the "Joe the Plumber" flap - I'm sure he'd have volunteered to lay some pipe.

(Oh, the jokes write themselves here, don't they? :D )
 
Zilch5 said:
Alright, the cat's out of the bag re the Palin adult movie - it is called:

"Who's Nailin' Paylin?"

It features a russian tank crew who have crashed outside of her stately mansion. You can watch the first minute on Youtube, naturally. The clip is safe for work, so long as your boss doesn't object to bad jokes and cleavage closeups. Apparently later into the movie we are treated to a bipartisan threesome starring "Paylin," Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice. :shock:

Think I'm gonna give this one a miss!
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yeah i dont think you will be the only one giving it a miss :lol:
 
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