doesn't negotiate with terriers
- Sep 15, 2013
- Reaction score
To eliminate all tentacles:Another abject failure... poached eggs.
Cannae dae it...
Can watch YouTube tutorials galore and it will still resemble some tentacle-trailing creature, emerging from the depths.
get a tea cup
get some cling film
wrap the cling film around your fingers then stuff it in the cup
put vegetable oil on you fingers and lube up the cling film
crack your egg into the cling film in the cup
tie a knot at the top of the cling film
smoke a fag, 2 meters away from your cat
drop the egg parcel into boiling water
enjoy perfect poached egg when ready