I've had a look at my travelling activity on Google Maps.
Apparently I visited the Orchard Caravan Park, Chichester Rd, Bognor Regis PO215ED t'other week, 11:20 - 11:52. It seems I took a train there from Milton Keynes (where I did actually go) and drove back north afterwards, nearly 200 miles.
Had a look at the place's page, where I was informed that 'You visited 2 weeks ago'. What!
I've never been anywhere near the place. I was framed, yer honour!