As I went out earlier to collect the cheeseburgers, I noticed lots of fireworks, and even a small fire (No, not someone's car, unusual in itself) and wondered why this was happening. So I asked the object of my desire about it. She didn't know, so when I go home I asked my wife.' Well, it's bonfire night, innit ?' . Actually, no it isn't . not for three days.
And the fireworks are still going off. an hour or so later.
Don't celebratory dates matter any more ?
INT21.