Having often necessarily been away from home past week, I was looking forward this morning to catching up with forum events.
Whilst perusing same, one couldn't help notice a trend which seems prevalent.
If I may, please, elucidate:
Toilet Talk
Flatulence, Farts & Farting
Weird Sex
An Odd Thing That Happened in a Men's Room
Now, that's arguably, 'par for the course' here, however, perhaps somewhat off-putting when one is contemplating a couple of rolls with sausages for breakfast.
Additionally which may have contributed, were topic headings, such as, 'The Really *Crap* Excuses Thread' and '*Bog* Bodies'.
Consequently, a simple glass of water shall suffice until lunchtime.
Most unlikely any forthcoming subject could conceivably be dissuasive...
Lithium In Water 'Curbs Suicide'
Fluoride & Fluoridation In Our Water Supplies
Right then... one shall relentlessy endure, go without sustenance and still enjoyably browse an uplifting discussion thread, such as undoubtedly the next...
Cholesterol Levels & Suicide / Mental Disorders
Depression
Well, at least 5 mins ago when started writing, I awoke to discover that having fallen asleep with mobile phone next to myself, I somehow rolled over on same, whilst notepad was open and had received a message from... you know... 'beyond'....
Can't say more for now - couple of guys in black suits and dark sunglasses turned up and took away my phone...
Said they were from 'my five' and had something to do with similar messages being received by others, including IKEA.
For a moment, I thought they said, 'David Ikea', or something like that.
Anyhow, I had secretary made a copy and thought should share with you...
...last week was helluva stressful and missed this crazy place!
The following is unedited - precisely as 'received'...
...following items 0 the first time in such a long time to get the information you need to get to the 0 pop up and running the site to the good Lord of the finest at his finest quality and best wishes for the best possible future for all of us 0 and the best of all the opposition in our pub...
... the TV at our end and the other one is the same as the one we had originally purchased from the amazon store and the amazon order is now working...
... and the order is now now available to the good Lord of the the month of July and the following items are now available for sale on the store and the first one is the first one to play to the good Lord...