Emperor of Antarctica
- Aug 13, 2017
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- Colorado, where the gold is still elusive
Busted.Shameless in-joke alert.
Hmmm, @Austin Popper . I'm not entirely sure that the precepts of your Gnomonism sit comfortably alongside those of my QUankery. After all, everyone knows that the Jimmerson Spiral was developed in an Israeli laboratory using Chinese technology funded by George Soros (dressed in a white suit, sitting in a secret base under a mountain, stroking a white cat with one hand while cracking walnuts with the other - mechanical - one), and developed with the sole intent of undermining the true faith that underpins the original and one true concept of the Jimmerson Lag.
In-joke all clear.
I fear my nascent project is already under attack by diabolical agents of the unholy Liberal Elite.
Praise the lord and pass the medication.
Wibble and out.
I reckon if I was Alex Jones I could do with losing a lot more than a few pounds; I don't know exactly what he puts in his health supplements - but I think we can safely assume that lard is one of the main ingredients.
My powers seem to be diminishing ever since I lost the Rod of Correction.