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What's The Most Outrageous Conspiracy Theory You Have Heard?

Shameless in-joke alert.

Hmmm, @Austin Popper . I'm not entirely sure that the precepts of your Gnomonism sit comfortably alongside those of my QUankery. After all, everyone knows that the Jimmerson Spiral was developed in an Israeli laboratory using Chinese technology funded by George Soros (dressed in a white suit, sitting in a secret base under a mountain, stroking a white cat with one hand while cracking walnuts with the other - mechanical - one), and developed with the sole intent of undermining the true faith that underpins the original and one true concept of the Jimmerson Lag.

In-joke all clear.

I fear my nascent project is already under attack by diabolical agents of the unholy Liberal Elite.

Praise the lord and pass the medication.

Wibble and out.



I reckon if I was Alex Jones I could do with losing a lot more than a few pounds; I don't know exactly what he puts in his health supplements - but I think we can safely assume that lard is one of the main ingredients.
Busted.

My powers seem to be diminishing ever since I lost the Rod of Correction.
 
Sorry, Souleater, I'm not stalking you today, I promise, and certainly not with the aim of contradicting you, but EWM are still going. They've been bought out of administration, and most of the jobs and stores have been saved.

Never distrust the QUanker!
Not a problem, i dont really follow the news on fashion outlets, that was just the last i heard of them :p
 
How do you pronounce this 'Quanker'?
Is it -
Cue Wanker
or
Kwanker?

Would the qwestion of which spelling is correct be enough to split this movement into two rival factions? Or am I just baiting the Quanks?
 
How do you pronounce this 'Quanker'?
Is it -
Cue Wanker
or
Kwanker?

Would the qwestion of which spelling is correct be enough to split this movement into two rival factions? Or am I just baiting the Quanks?
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How do you pronounce this 'Quanker'?
Is it -
Cue Wanker
or
Kwanker?

Would the qwestion of which spelling is correct be enough to split this movement into two rival factions? Or am I just baiting the Quanks?
I figured it was canker. That might be a little too benign though.

Maybe Q Wankers? Sounds just like Cue Wankers, but anything that confuses the Normals works to our benefit.
 
How do you pronounce this 'Quanker'?
Is it -
Cue Wanker
or
Kwanker?...

Given the intended target audience for the movement there is an official policy of syllabic limitation - this being the case, the latter is the preferred pronunciation.
 
Given the intended target audience for the movement there is an official policy of syllabic limitation - this being the case, the latter is the preferred pronunciation.
Shouldn't we pronounce it something like 'Chumley-Fanshaw' to completely obfuscate our origins?
 
Shouldn't we pronounce it something like 'Chumley-Fanshaw' to completely obfuscate our origins?

I fear that the sheer syllabic weight involved might deeply confuse our core membership.

In regard to the original query:

Given that Q as a letter is somewhat advanced in the alphabet it was originally proposed that we settle for something the A side of F; after all, we are well aware that education is a plot created by the elites to poison children with knowledge other than that given to us by swivel-eyed old men made mad by the desert sun - and as a movement we embrace the quality of being as dumb as box of rocks as a sign of grace.

But it was decided that, as the baseball caps had already been printed, we’d stick with Q.
 
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I've just seen this woman on FB, and queried similar. An American FOAF commented that she'd heard that there was no Democratic opponent when she was elected? o_O
There was an opponent, but they had to withdraw due to family issues and it was past the deadline for other candidates to enter the race. The lack of opponent was not nefarious. Given the traditional voting patterns of the district she was likely to win by a large margin in any case.
 
There are so many good (bad and absurd) ones that it's hard to choose, but one I like that I read of from time to time all over the Internet is that music superstar Taylor Swift is a clone of Zeena LaVey/Schreck, daughter of Anton LaVay, founder of The Church of Satan.
I mean, who wouldn't believe such claims when photos like this exist?

taylorswiftzeenalavey.jpg
 
How do you pronounce this 'Quanker'?
Is it -
Cue Wanker
or
Kwanker?

Would the qwestion of which spelling is correct be enough to split this movement into two rival factions? Or am I just baiting the Quanks?

Maybe we can have a new Aladdin pantomime with wee Jimmy Qwanky of The Qwankies fame playing Widow Qwanky? The set design could be done by Qwanksy?

Actually, I wouldn't bother going to see it tbh.
 
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You mean they haven't? o_O

Mossad did try to target Cromer with their Direct Energy Weapon back in 1995 but missed due to GPS satellites not being very good back then and hit Brighton Pier by mistake.

Here's proof...

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2003/may/12/arts.artsnews

The head of Mossad had just returned to Tel-Aviv after a 2 week camping holiday in Cromer where it had rained every day and after 2 weeks in a damp tent eating shit food and being unable to operate the showers properly in the communal shower block he wanted revenge.

Cromer had a lucky escape that day and in 2021 the camp site remains open and it is still raining.
 
"The Reformed Church of Satan, aided by the Post Office, the Orbital Mind Control Lasers, and the Bermuda Triangle attempts to take control of the Semiconscious Liberation Army!"
 
There are so many good (bad and absurd) ones that it's hard to choose, but one I like that I read of from time to time all over the Internet is that music superstar Taylor Swift is a clone of Zeena LaVey/Schreck, daughter of Anton LaVay, founder of The Church of Satan.
I mean, who wouldn't believe such claims when photos like this exist?

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That’s total bollocks. Taylor Swift invents a time machine in the future and goes back into the past and has it off with Anton La Vey and then produces a clone of her own daughter also sent back into the past to take the place of herself. Simple really.
 
That’s total bollocks. Taylor Swift invents a time machine in the future and goes back into the past and has it off with Anton La Vey and then produces a clone of her own daughter also sent back into the past to take the place of herself. Simple really.

Did this one mention that Zeena's or Taylor's middle name was 'Dolly'?
 
I think that this might fit in here...

A Russian mathematician rewrote world history — and it is bonkers​


bigthink.com/the-past/anatoly-fomenko-history/

This refers to the "New Chronology" promoted by Anatoly Fomenko. This post and the posts answering to it have been transplanted to the thread dedicated to this particular theory:

New Chronology (Anatoly Fomenko): A Revised History Timeline
https://forums.forteana.org/index.p...oly-fomenko-a-revised-history-timeline.65747/
 
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One (re) doing the rounds at the moment is that 'Glee' star Lea Michele is illiterate and the following article makes lots of points why this may be a valid argument.

A deep dive into the conspiracy theory that believes Lea Michele from Glee is illiterate​

Forever grateful that TikTok has brought this theory back

Were you chronically online in 2018? If so, and if you lurked on the dark corners of Twitter like yours truly, you may remember a riveting theory. The riveting theory in question centres around one Lea Michele, one Rachel Berry, one Hester Ulrich, and it centres on one key question: Can Lea Michele read or write? Yep, the theory is that Lea Michele is illiterate. A, singular, iconic 40 minute video titled Lea Michele Is Illiterate was posted in 2018 that has sadly now been taken down, but thanks to the power of TikTok the theory lives and breathes once more.
https://thetab.com/uk/2022/03/16/lea-michele-illiterate-conspiracy-243951
 
Latest one i’ve heard is that the queen (UK flavour) died about a year ago and a stand-in has been employed ever since so we get to have a pissup for the Jubilee unimpeded. And presumably avoid public panic during covid, war etc. Possibly not that outrageous.
 
Latest one i’ve heard is that the queen (UK flavour) died about a year ago and a stand-in has been employed ever since so we get to have a pissup for the Jubilee unimpeded. And presumably avoid public panic during covid, war etc. Possibly not that outrageous.
Some one have a good look at at her ears? :chuckle:
 
Latest one i’ve heard is that the queen (UK flavour) died about a year ago and a stand-in has been employed ever since so we get to have a pissup for the Jubilee unimpeded. And presumably avoid public panic during covid, war etc. Possibly not that outrageous.

Well, Jeanette Charles is still alive...
 
There are so many good (bad and absurd) ones that it's hard to choose, but one I like that I read of from time to time all over the Internet is that music superstar Taylor Swift is a clone of Zeena LaVey/Schreck, daughter of Anton LaVay, founder of The Church of Satan.
I mean, who wouldn't believe such claims when photos like this exist?

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They don't look anything alike. Just the hair color, which the satan woman has bleached to frailty and looks like it will fall out. The problem is people just look at hair style, hair color and color of clothing.
 
They don't look anything alike. Just the hair color, which the satan woman has bleached to frailty and looks like it will fall out. The problem is people just look at hair style, hair color and color of clothing.
Well, they both have eyes. And a mouth. That's pretty much all most people need to declare 'they're identical!'
 
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