Sadly my other mutant ability is the power of being able to laugh at any threat of danger and not taking it seriously in the slightest.Ogopogo said:You bastard. Them's fighting words.
Last year I dislocated my jaw when yawning........I forgot to mention my power of laughable injury.
of course they are..........they're looking at the camera following them around and saying "that pervy security guard is spying on me"I have been told that some people who study security cameras have witnessed people with a similar skill stareing back at them.
I have a similar ability to this, only in my case it only works if I am idley looking around a room and my gaze just happens to fall on another person for a second or two. They will IMMEDIATLY turn around and think I am staring at them. This especially works with unattractive males who then think I fancy them.stegzy said:When someone is looking at me from a building or in a crowded room I am able pin point them and look back at them.
Ah yes, I share that skill with you.unicycle said:I have the stunning ability to find the only two people in germany who do not speak perfect english and ask them for directions.
I am also Nutterman. Since my early teens, I have been able to attract females with major psychological problems to me.
Unicycle rips open shirt to reveal his heroic alter ego...
"Fear not, strange person, I shall endeavour to help you with your issues, and could you put that knife away, please."
:hmph: Cheers James.jamesveldon said:I often feal the horror welling up from the core of my being when I'm with my new friend and they tell me about their selfharming, depresion or bipoler depresion.
Is it something about me I wonder. Am I also a nutter?
Ok, perhaps I misphrased that one.beakboo said::hmph: Cheers James.
Yes, me being one of them.beakboo said:That's alright James, I kind of suspected you didn't mean it that way really. Just that there's a lot of us on this board who fall into that catogory.
'A paranoid is someone who knows what's going down' William S. Burrows.Chriswsm said:I have the power to know when someone I dont want to talk to is gonna phone me & then ignore the phone & let the ansafone deal with them.
I can also tell when I am being watched. Sadly :eek!!!!: I get that feeling constantly.
They are onto me :madeyes:
Hey, Delbert, same here . . . . Delbert? Delbert????? Oh, bugger it!Delbert said:I have the special power of becoming communication invisible, or maybe communication forgettable is the better way of putting it. I can post messages to message boards, and the thread will die, or my relevant, witty and informative post will be ignored even if it includes the answer to the question that started the thread ! I can e-mail people, or write to them, and have no reply until I call them up, even if the subject is important to their jobs! I have friends who I have known for years and who enjoy spending time with me (or are excellent actors), but we'll only talk if I call them, and their first sentence is always, "We were going to call you!", and we'll talk for many hours, but then we won't speak again until I call them again.
Unfortunately, this ability does not include immunity from spam, tele-sales, or mass mailings.
Call me "Captain, Er...?" No, actually, just call me. Someone? Please?