Justified & Ancient
- Jan 10, 2021
- Reaction score
I can fix anything...but it never works properly again
I've spotted one you missed...I have an uncanny ability to notice the Elephant in the Room that everyone is desperately trying to avoid noticing or mentioning, and say something like, "Wow! That's quite an Elephant in the Room!"
Note: edited for grammar
I can spot an inappropriate or missing apostrophe from about 3 miles away; I can immediately contrive a bad pun based on anything important that my wife has just said; and I can hear an unintentional double entendre from the far side of a crowded room.