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1. The ability to continually mishear things - recently a car ad featured "keyless ignition", which I heard as "penis ignition"... I'm not sure what "penis ignition" is (or more crucially how it works), but it sure sounded like a big selling point
2. The ability to come up with amazing, earth shattering etc ideas and forget them as soon as I think "That's incredible!....what?"
3. The ability to attract the hideously drunken, and to spend the rest of the night listening to their fascinating slurred rambles, and act as their crutch (no, not crotch). This power is made all the more interesting when combined with 1.
I proclaim myself as "What? Man"...though, let's face it I'd probably hear it as "Twat Man"...hmmm ...seems power 1 reveals the truth.....
Ooohh, I have the Casio keyboard too - that pre-programmed tune still drives me crazy (especially when on flute and bossanova)
2. The ability to come up with amazing, earth shattering etc ideas and forget them as soon as I think "That's incredible!....what?"
3. The ability to attract the hideously drunken, and to spend the rest of the night listening to their fascinating slurred rambles, and act as their crutch (no, not crotch). This power is made all the more interesting when combined with 1.
I proclaim myself as "What? Man"...though, let's face it I'd probably hear it as "Twat Man"...hmmm ...seems power 1 reveals the truth.....
Ooohh, I have the Casio keyboard too - that pre-programmed tune still drives me crazy (especially when on flute and bossanova)