Worst Movie EVER?

[Naughty_Felid]

Yeah, she would have been a really cool lady if it hadn't been for the heroin.

She really, really liked her heroin.

 

[Coastaljames]

She really, really liked her heroin.

Well it's so bloody moreish!

 

[Coastaljames]

Gotta draw the line at Nick Zedd, of course.

Oh I like Nick Zedd's stuff a lot

 

[GNC]

Nick Zedd's The Wild World of Lydia Lunch: Lydia wanders around a park in London rambling to herself. Phew, no-wave rock!

 

[Coastaljames]

Nick Zedd's The Wild World of Lydia Lunch

Yes, that's one of his

 

[Mythopoeika]

Nick Zedd's The Wild World of Lydia Lunch: Lydia wanders around a park in London rambling to herself. Phew, no-wave rock!

Lydia's 'out to lunch', apparently. In the American sense.

 

[GNC]

Lydia's 'out to lunch', apparently. In the American sense.

I have no problem with Lydia, just don't let her make films. Now, Desperate Teenage Lovedolls - there's a punk rock movie!

 

[kamalktk]

Just based on the title, I kind of want to see "Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid".

http://www.troma.com/films/fat-guy-goes-nutzoid/

 

[Swifty]

Just based on the title, I kind of want to see "Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid".

http://www.troma.com/films/fat-guy-goes-nutzoid/

I saw it back in the day on VHS but I can't remember much of it .. it's probably free on youtube now cuz Troma announced they were releasing a load of their back catalogue for free onine about 5 years ago ..

 

[Coastaljames]

Dunno about worst, but how fucking great does this look?

They got it all going on there

Sure some of you have seen it, I haven't...

 

[Swifty]

Dunno about worst, but how fucking great does this look?

They got it all going on there

Sure some of you have seen it, I haven't...

You'll enjoy the giant action man that comes to life and the foetus (or however it's spelled) stuck to the bathroom wall ..

 

[Analogue Boy]

Believe it or not, Xtro was one of the better straight to vhs experiences one could come across in Blockbusters.

 

[Coastaljames]

Xtro was one of the better straight to vhs experiences one could come across in Blockbusters.

I think it genuinely looks incredible.

 

[GNC]

Xtro is absolutely ridiculous and couldn't be more 80s British if it had had Les Dennis and Dustin Gee appearing in it. Which it doesn't. If you get the DVD, please watch the featurette with the director explaining how it got made and how it is, in spite of its quasi-ironic cult following, actually utter shit. He's hilarious!

 

[David Plankton]

There's a review of Xtro at this link. It's a shame this site hasn't been updated for a few years.

http://www.britishhorrorfilms.co.uk/xtro.shtml

 

[Yithian]

Sorted. Next week, I will not be looking at the collected works of Oliver
Bleeding Stone. Good night. :eek!!!!:

JFK is one of my favourite films.
I rate Platoon and Wall Street, too.

 

[GNC]

JFK is one of my favourite films.
I rate Platoon and Wall Street, too.

Stone has one brilliant film to his credit: Salvador. Otherwise, he's very variable. Natural Born Killers is absolutely insufferable in its adolescent "Ah! See what we did there!" posturing.

 

[Coastaljames]

Natural Born Killers is absolutely insufferable in its adolescent "Ah! See what we did there!" posturing.

I liked it. A blast. Incredible soundtrack too.I didn't think it was pretentious, quite the opposite. Thought it was a 21st Century romp.

 

[Tigerhawk]

The worst movie ever can be summed up in five words - Santa Claus Conquers The Martians! Half the time I couldn't make out if the Martians were green, grey, yellow or black, such is the quality of the footage! A never ending banquet of ham and cheese, served on a large amount of wood!

 

[Naughty_Felid]

JFK is one of my favourite films.
I rate Platoon and Wall Street, too.

Natural Born Killers too if you are having a Stone Fest.

 

[Coastaljames]

 

[GNC]

That's weird, I watched an episode of Batman: The Brave and the Bold last night that explicitly spoofed SCCtM. Coincidence?

 

[BaronHardacre]

Dunno about worst, but how fucking great does this look?

They got it all going on there

Sure some of you have seen it, I haven't...

Xtro, you say...?
This interview with the director of the series is pretty damned glorious:

 

[Coastaljames]

^ Sweet...comes across and looks like a rich junkie fallen on hard times.

Hilarious - the black panther - "and I don't know why it's there"!



Hilarious also how it writes it off as rubbish and then went on to make three sequels! Latest one not yet released...

 

[Tigerhawk]

Is that a teapot on the Martians head?

 

[Tigerhawk]

That's weird, I watched an episode of Batman: The Brave and the Bold last night that explicitly spoofed SCCtM. Coincidence?

No, not coincidence, an evil plot against you is afoot!

 

[Swifty]

Xtro, you say...?
This interview with the director of the series is pretty damned glorious:

Bloody hell ! .. I didn't know they made sequels ..

 

[Heckler]

They're not great, but one does have Jan Micheal Airwolf Vincent in it, so not all bad.

 

[GNC]

No, not coincidence, an evil plot against you is afoot!

Plus ca change. The episode I just watched just there was about Merlin, which reminds me: First Knight is the worst King Arthur movie ever. What a tedious film. I know there are those who can't stand Excalibur, but at least it's kind of wacky and Nicol Williamson is memorable.

 

[David Plankton]

Karate Girl at about the 6 minute mark.
Jesus, I nearly pissed myself laughing. NSFW because of swearing and shit.