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Worst Movie EVER?

I finally got through Thor: Love and Thunder.

The movie got somewhat better, but a question for any volunteer.

How did the young girl at the end come back to life. ?
 
blessmycottonsocks said:
Even The Guardian, that usually adores all things Oirish, thought it was utterly ghastly - like an 80s porno movie but without the sex.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/20...py-tale-is-a-classic-of-egosploitation-cinema

The reviewer states that watching it was so cringingly dreadful that "I had to lie down on the floor while a team of paramedics gave me oxygen."

So, with regard to the Worst Movie EVER, I think we may have an unassailable winner
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Surely it can't be even worse than 'MAMMA MIA!' .. I hate that film with a passion.
 
Road Train - on Legend channel yesterday.

Sounded a bit 'Duel' from the description so I gave it a go.

4 young people on a road trip get terrorised then possessed one by one by an evil spirit/entity emanating from a driverless road train truck in remote Australia. Yes really. It started off badly then got worse.

I didn’t get to the end so maybe it improved, but I highly doubt it. Utter dross is being charitable.
 
Herr Cloaca said:
Disclaimer: I have yet to watch this

Zone Troopers

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It's actually quite good fun.
The dialogue is cliché-ridden but with an obvious sense of irony and the alien spacecraft, which looks like a giant Thunderbird 4, is genuinely quite impressive.
Whilst this obvious homage to 1950s and 60s sci-fi/creature features was never going to be troubled by the number of Oscars on its mantelpiece, it is fairly entertaining and probably doesn't deserve to be in the same thread as "Blackbird"!
 
Dan Ackroyd was once given forty million dollars to direct a film. This is what happened. It's lavish, no expense spared, the garbage pail kids meet the texas chainsaw massacre .. with Chevy Chase .. and a cameo from Tupac Shakur .. and a penis nose prosthetic and John Candy in drag ..

 
Swifty said:
Dan Ackroyd was once given forty million dollars to direct a film. This is what happened. It's lavish, no expense spared, the garbage pail kids meet the texas chainsaw massacre .. with Chevy Chase .. and a cameo from Tupac Shakur .. and a penis nose prosthetic and John Candy in drag ..

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I've actually seen that. I can't believe that kind of cash was involved. Definitely a crap movie.
 
I have just sat an watched The Rendlesham UFO Incident, and didn't realise till part way thro I had seen this sad sack of shite some time ago, deplorable, the three characters were very unlikable, I wouldn't even wish those people on the poor aliens. However, the effects were quite good, but please don't buy it, if any body wants it I can send it to them .
 
brownmane said:
I've actually seen that. I can't believe that kind of cash was involved. Definitely a crap movie.
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I watched a 'making of' video on YT about Nothing But Trouble.
The whole concept of the film was sound, and Ackroyd put a lot of hard work into it. Trouble was, Chevy Chase was a real big name at the time so all through the filming, he was an absolute arse to everyone in the production.
 
My wife and I were in Sydney for the weekend to see David Gray in concert.
Late at night we decided to watch the latest Jurassic park movie - Jurassic World: Dominion. It's an absolute steaming pile of shite and we turned it off halfway in, so bad it was.
Where is a giant meteor when you need one?
 
Lord Lucan said:
My wife and I were in Sydney for the weekend to see David Gray in concert.
Late at night we decided to watch the latest Jurassic park movie - Jurassic World: Dominion. It's an absolute steaming pile of shite and we turned it off halfway in, so bad it was.
Where is a giant meteor when you need one?
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You have great taste in music....
 
Lord Lucan said:
My wife and I were in Sydney for the weekend to see David Gray in concert.
Late at night we decided to watch the latest Jurassic park movie - Jurassic World: Dominion. It's an absolute steaming pile of shite and we turned it off halfway in, so bad it was.
Where is a giant meteor when you need one?
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That's what milking a franchise 'cash cow' does - it waters down the product.
 
Bigphoot2 said:
I'm waiting for the British remake, Waccy Baccy Badger.
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Swifty said:
I'd watch that. And Mushrooms Monkey.
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ramonmercado said:
I'd prefer Badgers On A Bus. Badgers escape from the luggage compartment on the Norwich to Cromer express.
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Peripart said:
And Sniffer Squirrel.

Herons on Heroin, not so much.
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Ogdred Weary said:
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Voles On Viagra is best avoided. I worked catering on that one, and what I saw cannot be repeated!
 
Anything on that bloody awful Great Movies Christmas channel is a candidate for the worst movie ever.
I had to put up with it one day last week. Utterly abysmal Films which all seem to be the same sodding story with thoroughly annoying music and actors with whiney American voices or featuring British actors fallen on hard times attempting whiney American voices. And the films all have Christmas in the title. I could feel my brain sliding out of my ear trying to escape this unpleasant experience.
 
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