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Worst Movie EVER?

PeteByrdie said:
There's nothing they won't pornify. But rotting corpses bumping groins does not strike me as the most arousing concept.
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I didn't get aroused either but it was fun(ish) that they'd tried to loosely follow the main plot points of the original film in parts. None of the performers could keep a straight face when they were getting down to it which was amusing. It caries on a tradition of L.A. based horror/porn spoofs that I first read about in the long defunct UK 'SKY' magazine that did an article about them .. 'Forrest Hump' and 'A Wet Dream on Elm Street' are two titles that stuck in my mind but I haven't seen either of those which is probably for the best. I do like the Roger Corman levels of creativity around this crap though.
 
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GNC said:
And still the shark movies come:

But the scariest thing about this is the credit "DIRECTED BY TOMMY WISEAU". Nice to see he hasn't given up on the misogyny, anyway. Should have called it Shit Sandwich.
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Not sure what happened 4 years ago with Tommy Wiseau's follow up to The Room, but he's taking another run at it-

 
GNC said:
Women watching male strippers is less sleazy than men watching female strippers. Don't know why, it just is.

Anyway, have you never seen Showgirls?
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The docu-drama mini-series "Welcome to Chippendales" about the murders, arson and other crimes perpetrated by the founder of the male strippers troupe is available on Disney+ from this week. I suppose violent crime counts as a form of sleaze?

Oh and The Guardian hates it, dismissing it as "tedious", so it probably just about merits a place in this thread:

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-...should-be-a-warning-to-the-entire-tv-industry
 
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Stormkhan said:
Be fair - you've got the great Jack Palance in Hawk the Slayer. The film - and plot - have nowt to do with Star Wars, apart from his helmet.
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Reminds me of that bit in the comedy SPACED when Simon Pegg's had a go at a little kid for liking The Phantom Menace and his boss is about to fire him ..

Bill Bailey: "I once punched a man in the face for saying Hawk the Slayer's rubbish."
Simon Pegg: "quite right too!."
Bill Bailey: no Tim .. what I should have said is "Dad, I don't agree but let's talk this through".
 
Well, starring Robin Askwith, you can tell it wasn't taking itself entirely seriously, really. :hahazebs:
 
I haven't even watched this one yet to be fair but it looks suitably bad .......

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There's a re-mastered and colourised version now.
To me, Manos falls into the so bad it's good' category. Especially if you know the background to its production and so on.
The You Tube channel "Cinematic Excrement" did a pretty good autopsy on it.
 
Bikini Girls Vs Dinosaurs - 2014

This epic tale rates a lowly 2.3/10 on the IMDB and is described thusly...

'The female heirs to a space kingdom's throne are sent back in time by their manipulative stepmother. Now, the bikini-clad princesses must battle dinosaurs in the distant past and find a way home to stop their throne from being usurped.'

 
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