It'll be on the Horror Channel in a weekWas that made by the same team who made Hammock of Hades? .. (just kidding, I've made that title up)
I think maybe you're getting mixed up with The Futon of Fu Manchu.Was that made by the same team who made Hammock of Hades? .. (just kidding, I've made that title up)
The AV Club's worst of the worst 2019:
Worst Films List 2019
Includes my pick for the biggest piece of shite out this year, The Haunting of Sharon Tate, but also includes the likes of Replicas, Joker (gasp!), The Lion King (double gasp!) and The Fanatic (oh - fair enough). And there's someone on the planet named Hero Fiennes-Tiffin, apparently.
I have to see the Nick Cage film Primal, it sounds a howl.
It got three, was the seat comfy?
MiaOWW!Cats: I'm feline sick, could be catalepsy, I'll end up catatonic. Judi Dench (Deuteronomy) looks and acts like Grandpa Walton after a night on the moonshine. Ian McKellen (Gus) resembles a werewolf with the mange and sings like one. Idris Elba is more convincing as Macavity as is Francesca Hayward as Victoria. There are a few good numbers but I left before the end, I couldn't care less as to whether or not Elba drowned Dench, The director/writer Tom Hooper should be drowned. I wish I had been spayed from this abomination. 3/10.
Remember Bird Box? Maybe you do, it seems like it was years ago, but its soundtrack music writer Trent Reznor wishes you didn't:
Trent authority
In fact he calls it "a fucking waste of time" seeing as how badly it was treated in the edit, but thought it was so terrible nobody would see it anyway. Oops. Must admit I have no memory of it, but then again, I barely have any memory of the film.
...marriage boot camp...
That concept sounds more horrific than a six-headed shark.
maximus otter
Razzie Redeemer?! Are they actually being positive about something for a change?
Where can I get a copy? I must see this, right now!Ten Seconds To Execution
I'd watch this, I just didn't know where else to post this clip ..