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2024 - every stinking thing is "mysterious" because headlines...

Mysterious powdery substance falls on Roscommon lake, cars and houses​

https://roscommonherald.ie/news/mys...oscommon-lake-cars-and-houses_arid-15823.html

Spoilers: It's pollen, happens every year. It just took four hours to post the answer via the obligatory nonsense headline.

Has the mystery of the pervasive yellow dust in County Roscommon now been solved?​

https://roscommonherald.ie/news/has...nty-roscommon-now-been-solved_arid-15856.html
 
It'd make the school run a thing of the past.

They could take the ghost bus.


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RFK... I do feel sorry for that man, he's had serious health issues.
In spite of the missing chunk of brain, he does talk some sense about a number of things. So I don't think it has cognitively impaired him that much, which is astonishing.
 

Witness Reportedly Photographs UFO from Balcony in Celle di Bulgheria, Italy​

Italian photographer Anna Ida Guida captured what some believe to be an unidentified flying object on camera earlier this month from the balcony of her home in Celle di Bulgheria, Italy.

Guida said that she took two photos from her balcony, and while the first picture didn't show anything out of the ordinary, a mysterious object appeared in the second.

The puzzled photographer didn't see any unusual objects while taking the photos, which surprised her since she was looking at the sky and not her phone as she took them.

https://www.singularfortean.com/new...-ufo-from-balcony-in-celle-di-bulgheria-italy
 
Scientists are preparing for murders in space… is there something we’re missing?

/somebody call the Space Cops!

https://metro.co.uk/2024/05/11/nasas-vomit-comet-reveals-murder-look-space-20808337/
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Forensic scientists have revealed how murder would look like in space, as they simulate blood splatters in microgravity.

With any luck, this will aid the first space detectives.

Along with a real American CSI investigator doing a doctorate, a research team from Staffordshire University and the University of Hull set out to explore the unique challenges of bloodstain pattern analysis aboard a spacecraft.

Experiments were conducted aboard a Zero Gravity Corporation modified Boeing 727 parabolic aircraft
 

Astonishing moment kidnapped man who vanished 27 years ago aged 17 is discovered in his neighbour's cellar alive​

I promise you, it's Fortean, read to the end
A man who vanished almost 30 years ago at the age of 17 following an alleged kidnapping has been found alive in his neighbours cellar underneath stacks of hay.

Named as Omar Bin Omran, he is said to have disappeared in the city of Djelfa in Algeria 27 years ago.

His family assumed he had been killed during the civil war between the North African nation's government and Islamist rebel groups that raged for 10 years in the 1990s and early 2000s.

The truth literally hit close to home: the missing man is alleged to have been taken prisoner by a 61-year-old neighbour who is now in police custody after Omar, now 45, was found in his basement earlier this week.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...7-years-ago-discovered-neighbours-cellar.html
 
Dermatologists Explain Why TikTokers Are Slathering Their Face In Butt Paste

/they like big butts and they cannot lie?

https://www.buzzfeed.com/tessaflores/dermatologists-explain-why-tiktokers-are-slathering-their
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If you’re wondering what butt paste is, you may not have hung out much with babies.
Just like slugging, butt paste (diaper cream, to be precise) is a thick and occlusive product that’s applied as the last step of your nighttime skin care routine to trap in moisture by way of preventing transepidermal water loss. The goal is to increase the effectiveness of the skin care products layered underneath.
 
Dermatologists Explain Why TikTokers Are Slathering Their Face In Butt Paste

/they like big butts and they cannot lie?

https://www.buzzfeed.com/tessaflores/dermatologists-explain-why-tiktokers-are-slathering-their
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If you’re wondering what butt paste is, you may not have hung out much with babies.
Just like slugging, butt paste (diaper cream, to be precise) is a thick and occlusive product that’s applied as the last step of your nighttime skin care routine to trap in moisture by way of preventing transepidermal water loss. The goal is to increase the effectiveness of the skin care products layered underneath.
I realize these are pointless questions, but wouldn't that clog your pores and cause pimples? Which they'd then squeeze, causing skin damage? Negating any possible benefit? And why am I talking? Like the Oak Island narrator? Now you've done it? I can't stop?
 
Two Friends Mistake Premier Inn Sign For The Northern Lights

Karim Akhtar, 22, and Sully Laurent, 21, were walking home from a night out in Norwich on Friday when they saw illuminations in the sky.
Thinking it was the aurora borealis, they posted a TikTok video, only to discover it was the purple glow from a Premier Inn.
Their TikTok video has now been viewed more than six million times.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c04348v8r9eo
 
Two Friends Mistake Premier Inn Sign For The Northern Lights

Karim Akhtar, 22, and Sully Laurent, 21, were walking home from a night out in Norwich on Friday when they saw illuminations in the sky.
Thinking it was the aurora borealis, they posted a TikTok video, only to discover it was the purple glow from a Premier Inn.
Their TikTok video has now been viewed more than six million times.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c04348v8r9eo

Gobshites. NFN.
 
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Man who erected giant wooden penis on his lawn fights to keep it up.

/his wife wanted the giant erect penis

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappen...is-on-his-lawn-fights-to-keep-it-up-1.5739141

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Jamie Gagne insists it was his wife's idea to carve a giant wooden penis with a chainsaw and erect it on their front lawn, but he'll gladly fight for it in a court of law.
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He says most of his neighbours love his giant penis, and folks would often stop to take pictures of it.

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Vatican to hold press conference on ‘apparitions and other supernatural phenomena’​

The Vatican will hold a press conference about “apparitions and other supernatural phenomena” today, leading to frenzied speculation.

.... but apparently it won't be a major announcement about their knowledge of UFO's or other phenomena, instead "Catholic Church officials will “present the new provisions of the Dicastery for the Doctrine of the Faith for discerning between apparitions and other supernatural phenomena”, the notice states."

But it will be interesting to see how they approach it.


https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/r...a/news-story/20eb5d9a58257afd92fee3ffab99c63f
 

Vatican to hold press conference on ‘apparitions and other supernatural phenomena’​

The Vatican will hold a press conference about “apparitions and other supernatural phenomena” today, leading to frenzied speculation.

.... but apparently it won't be a major announcement about their knowledge of UFO's or other phenomena, instead "Catholic Church officials will “present the new provisions of the Dicastery for the Doctrine of the Faith for discerning between apparitions and other supernatural phenomena”, the notice states."

But it will be interesting to see how they approach it.


https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/r...a/news-story/20eb5d9a58257afd92fee3ffab99c63f
Black Smoke, or White Smoke? :dunno:
It'll still turn out to be all smoke and mirrors.
 
Black Smoke, or White Smoke? :dunno:
It'll still turn out to be all smoke and mirrors.
Even if it is not official, IMHO it was clearly understood that this conference is closely linked to the events in Trevignano.
This is clearly a scam and the Vatican is trying to protect people for the future.
I tried to translate by Google translate this https://www.fanpage.it/roma/story/madonna-di-trevignano/ ("The end is near" must be read as "The jail is near").

Madonna of Trevignano, Gisella recounts the first apparition 8 years ago: "I was watching TV on the bed with my husband"

On 21 April 2024, eight years have passed since the first time Gisella Cardia said that her Madonna appeared to her in Trevignano Romano, leaving her a message for the faithful. “I was lying on the bed with my husband and watching TV.”

"Our Lady appeared to me and she left me a message for the faithful." Eight years ago for the first time Maria Gisella Scarpulla, better known as Gisella Cardia, said this phrase for the first time. It was a spring Thursday, she was at her house in Trevignano Romano, in the province of Rome, and she was watching television with her husband Gianni.

An episode that the visionary herself has told on several occasions and which Luigi Avella - the former believer who donated 123 thousand euros to the Madonna di Trevignano Ets association - also recalls in detail in his book 'When the devil dresses like an outlet' . About a month earlier, in March 2016, the Public Prosecutor of Patti entered the name of Maria Giuseppa Scarpulla in the register of suspects, and then informed her that the trial would begin with the first bankruptcy hearing.

Fanpage.it told what happened after, from the purchase of the land of the rosaries in via Campo Le Rose, up to the decree of the commission of the diocese of Civita Castellana and of Bishop Marco Salvi, who on 6 March 2024 declared for the facts of Trevignano Romano "constat de non supernaturalitate", that is, that there is nothing supernatural: in short, the Madonna has never appeared on Lake Bracciano.


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The visionary Gisella says she saw the Madonna for the first time
Gisella said for the first time eight years ago that she saw the Madonna: "While I was with my husband lying on the bed watching TV, I heard a voice calling me. I asked my husband to turn down the volume on the television and as I turned towards the figurine positioned on the dresser, I saw the Madonna wrapped in a white veil and a blue/light blue cloak". In tears I told my husband the Madonnina! the Madonna! And instinctively we kneel at the foot of the bed."


Gisella Cardia's first 'celestial message'

My daughter, I am the Holy Virgin, do not be afraid, I chose you because you are full of love and hope and life must be founded on this. I will send you many people who need to be converted, do not close the doors but open them, so that everyone can see and learn to love my son Jesus. I will return soon and they too (referring to my family) will feel my presence as a sign. I bless you in the name of the father, of the son and of the Holy Spirit. At the end of the apparition, all my family members in the house heard the sound of bells.

"The Madonna of Gisella is rude"



Luigi Avella, Mariologist with an academic qualification, who published two books that can be consulted for free on the Trevignano Romano affair, even before the verdict of the diocese of Civita Castellana on the non-supernaturality of the facts arrived, commented thus on the first apparition told by Gisella: "Given that Heaven can appear where it wants and say what it wants, the comparison with other visions recognized by the Church is interesting. First of all the fact that to appear - according to Gisella - the Madonna would have chosen a bedroom with people lying down and. the TV on. In all the mariophanies, the Madonna indicated worship in churches, never in a home for a domestic church. Furthermore, the Madonna, as she appears through Gisella, would be rude : begins with a message addressed to both spouses (I chose you) and then ends with a I bless you, excluding the spouse, as if it were a two of spades, when playing money (reflected light). An unnoble and rude gesture."
 
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