I must have a horrible mind... reading about the Walton murder had me speculating on how this could be a really memorable episode of The Archers. Well, it would liven up Radio Four....
They found Joe Grundy stone dead over in top field, pinned to the ground with a pitchfork! Police came out from Borchester, I hear as how they're questioning Walter Gabriel....
Arr, I hears as how some of the young girls is prone to dancin' round the old stones without a stitch of clothes on.... I blames that Kylie, myself.