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In the comentry to the directors cut of The Wicker Man Christopher Lee claims that a large Americasn studio had optioned the flim to be remade with Nickoles Cage as Howie. Have they no decency?
given that America loves remaking European films and usualy making an arse of it (La Feme Nikita, The Vanashing, Wings of Desire) I have desided that we should help them in their quest for the latest movie to reduce to the lowest comon denominator (not hard in La Feme Nikita's case). we should sugest their next project, posible casting options and even promotional material (if you have to much time and to little friends.)
After much thinking I realised that Hollywood has mised a golden oportunity no only to make a 'feal good' picture (like they ever do) but also to utalise some of it's major stars in...
The flower of her Secret. Ofcorse it would have to be renamed, well it could seem a little rude couldn't it? The Flower of her Secret renamed 'Her Secret' (don't want to ofend anyone.) But wait a minute Her Secret could be a bit rude too...well we'll sort out the title later.
Staring: Julia Roberts in the leading role, Tom Hanks as the husband who leavs her (more lovable, don't you think. And they agree to do it!) and Mat Damon as the man she finds happyness with (well she can't end up with a fat man with a beard.)
Posable modifacations: ease up on the depresion and get rid of the comunist stuff.
Posable tag line: 'It'll make you laugh, it'll make you cry, it'ss make you want to go to that Almodovar season at your local art cinema.'
Or what about Ben Aflik and Mat Damon in a Solaris.
The posabilities are endless.
given that America loves remaking European films and usualy making an arse of it (La Feme Nikita, The Vanashing, Wings of Desire) I have desided that we should help them in their quest for the latest movie to reduce to the lowest comon denominator (not hard in La Feme Nikita's case). we should sugest their next project, posible casting options and even promotional material (if you have to much time and to little friends.)
After much thinking I realised that Hollywood has mised a golden oportunity no only to make a 'feal good' picture (like they ever do) but also to utalise some of it's major stars in...
The flower of her Secret. Ofcorse it would have to be renamed, well it could seem a little rude couldn't it? The Flower of her Secret renamed 'Her Secret' (don't want to ofend anyone.) But wait a minute Her Secret could be a bit rude too...well we'll sort out the title later.
Staring: Julia Roberts in the leading role, Tom Hanks as the husband who leavs her (more lovable, don't you think. And they agree to do it!) and Mat Damon as the man she finds happyness with (well she can't end up with a fat man with a beard.)
Posable modifacations: ease up on the depresion and get rid of the comunist stuff.
Posable tag line: 'It'll make you laugh, it'll make you cry, it'ss make you want to go to that Almodovar season at your local art cinema.'
Or what about Ben Aflik and Mat Damon in a Solaris.
The posabilities are endless.