Mythopoeika
I am a meat popsicle
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Of course, stretching a penis makes it unusable for 'pleasure' purposes.
Of course, stretching a penis makes it unusable for 'pleasure' purposes.
I could tell you about my friend Billy...
Go on then
The man with the world's largest penis has been officially classed as disabled .. wasn't sure where to post this news so this thread will have to do .. 18.9 inches ! (he's refused reduction surgery).
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I couldn’t deal with that before my first flat white of the morning.Many years ago I worked an open plan office, with fixed desk allocations.
Bloke who sat next to me announced one day to all and sundry that he had "A Prince Albert".
Rest of the staff all looked at each other without knowing what to say, until I asked "Why?"
He said he found it comfortable, and had been inspired by a friend.
"My friend goes round taking photos of people with penis modifications ."
The next day he suddenly whipped it out....
...his friend's photo collection, bound in a neat folder.
He showed an A4 sized black & white photo of a split penis to the whole office.
They then began a long conversation about the photos and what could be done etc.
Not what I wanted to see early in the morning - or at any time.
I averted my eyes.
"Well if it makes you happy" said I and then got on with my work.
When I was bar working the Red Lion in Cromer, some of my punters were chuckling .. they let me in about 'the hammer' ... to cut a long story short, they were taking it in turns to pretend to go to the toilet because he had an unusually large penis and it had fallen out of the bottom of his shorts again. I never got to see it myself.I may may have mentioned it before somewhere here, but when I used to take a bus to my job, there was a quite old guy who would stand on the side of the road in bicycle shorts... I don't think he was going anywhere, I think he just liked to show his bulge, about 2/3rds as llong as this fellow here.
"My friend goes round taking photos of people with penis modifications ."
The next day he suddenly whipped it out....
...his friend's photo collection, bound in a neat folder.
When I was bar working the Red Lion in Cromer, some of my punters were chuckling .. they let me in about 'the hammer' ... to cut a long story short, they were taking it in turns to pretend to go to the toilet because he had an unusually large penis and it had fallen out of the bottom of his shorts again. I never got to see it myself.
Sleeping man had penis CUT OFF by ‘girlfriend who flushed it down toilet because she suspected he was cheating’
A JEALOUS girlfriend cut off her lover’s penis and flushed it down the toilet while he slept after suspecting him of cheating, it is alleged.
The maimed man, identified by his last name Huang, woke up in incredible pain to find part of his manhood had been severed. ...
Dad-of-three Huang, 52, was “bleeding extensively” after waking from a deep sleep to the horrific discovery his member had been mutilated, reported local media in Taiwan.
The victim said he had fallen asleep after eating a bowl of chicken noodles soaked in wine at his home in Changhua County’s Xihu Township in Taiwan on Tuesday.
Huang said he woke up in incredible pain to find a fifth of his penis had been severed, and his girlfriend had allegedly flushed it down the toilet to stop it being reattached.
A fire brigade spokesman told local media the injured man "could still walk on his own although he was bleeding extensively".
Shocked Huang was taken by ambulance to nearby Changhua Christian Hospital where medics operated to stem the bleeding.
Doctors confirmed 1.5 centimetres had been chopped off from the end of Huang’s penis but his scrotum and testicles were still intact. ...
A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
Ryan Andrew King performed one of the amateur surgical procedures in a Brisbane backpackers hostel, a court has been toldA Queensland electrician who removed the genitalia of two men at their request kept some body parts in his home freezer following the amateur surgical procedures, a court has been told.
Ryan Andrew King was sought out by the men after he advertised castration services, although his only medical qualification was an advanced first aid certificate, the Brisbane district court heard on Friday.
The 28-year-old offered the services through a eunuch website for people interested in the modification of male genitalia.
The two men wanted the surgery, but it was not available to them in any lawful way, the court was told...
FULL STORY: https://www.wjle.com/news/cookevill...his-penis-before-leading-officers-on-pursuit/Cookeville Man Seriously Injured After Severing his Penis Before Leading Officers on Pursuit
Law enforcement officers encountered a bizarre incident Wednesday morning as a Cookeville man led them on a two county pursuit from Dowelltown to Lebanon on Highway 70. What they learned was that the man, 39 year old Tyson Gilbert had severed his own penis and tossed it out the car window somewhere along the route either before or during the chase. Gilbert said he heard voices on his car radio telling him to commit the act in order to save the world.
Trooper Bobby Johnson of the Tennessee Highway Patrol was the first to come across Gilbert after spotting his Honda Accord parked partially in the roadway on Highway 70 at Dowelltown.
“When I pulled up behind him and turned my lights on he took off and refused to stop. He was all over the road the whole time. He turned off on Old Liberty Road and came to a stop. He opened his door. He was naked and covered in blood. He then shut his door and kept driving,” said Trooper Johnson.
“The Alexandria Police Department spiked him (put down spike strips) on Highway 70 as he was going through Alexandria. He kept traveling westbound into Wilson County. The THP spiked him in Watertown but he continued westbound. We finally were able to box him in and got him stopped on Highway 70 right before the Interstate at I-40 and took him in custody. He was then transported to Vanderbilt Hospital, “said Trooper Johnson. ...
FULL STORY: https://gizmodo.com/man-chopped-off-penis-cannabis-induced-psychosis-1848462592A Man Chopped Off His Penis With Scissors in a Fit of Cannabis-Induced Psychosis, Doctors Say
A man in Thailand’s bong session went disastrously wrong, according to his doctors. In a new case report, they describe how he “completely amputated his penis” using scissors, apparently due to a rare episode of cannabis-induced psychosis. Though the man’s delusional symptoms faded after being admitted to the hospital and his injuries were treated, doctors weren’t able to reattach the lost appendage.
The bizarre injury was detailed in a paper published over the weekend in the Journal of Medical Case Reports by doctors from Chiang Mai University in Thailand.
The 23-year-old man had reportedly been a regular cannabis user for the past two years but had stopped for the preceding three months. He then got back into his habit by smoking two bongs of cannabis, equivalent to two grams worth, according to the paper. Two hours later, he began to experience an unwanted erection, along with a severe and persistent sharp pain in his penis; he also reported that his glans (the tip of the penis) looked “distorted” to him. In an attempt to stop the pain, he decided to grab a pair of scissors and to “trim the penile skin several times.” Eventually, he severed his penis clean off, leaving behind an inch-long stump. ...
He was admitted to the hospital two hours after the amputation and immediately treated with antibiotics and a tetanus booster. Emergency surgery stopped the man’s bleeding and cleaned his wounds, while he underwent a procedure to create a new opening so he could still urinate through his urethra. Unfortunately, though the penis was recovered, it was deemed too dirty and fragile to be reconstructed and reattached. By the time doctors saw the man, his amputated member had even been left crawling with ants ...
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"In an online interview, the Norwegian-born suspect, who is also an amputee, boasted of having undergone the procedure himself and also carrying it out on 58 other men.
He also claimed he kept the removed appendages in his freezer or stored them in alcohol inside his flat.
The man insisted he carried out the surgery in a “very professional way”, but neighbours in the residential street described regularly seeing ambulances turning up to the property.
In the online interview, the suspect explained how he carried out the procedure using a castration device known as a Burdizzo in order to “help others achieve their goal".
A Burdizzo:
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A niche interest, surely.In the online interview, the suspect explained how he carried out the procedure using a castration device known as a Burdizzo in order to “help others achieve their goal".