We were in Walt Disney World last week, trotting across Epcot to get to the Guardians of the Galaxy ride, when I heard a dragging sound behind us and turned my head to see a little old lady with the most enormous bag just behind us - this was a Lego bag, must have been about half the size she was and seemingly packed with stuff. It was catching on the floor as she walked down a ramp. Well, off we went to the ride which has a virtual queue - you have to book a slot online, and then the app notifies you when your boarding group is loading. Even so, the queue was pretty long, so we were beginning to make our way up the ramps inside when a squeaky voice from behind me asked whether the ticket was needed any more, could she put it away? It was the little old lady with the enormous bag, who had obviously kept pace with us onto the ride. She can't have been more than 5ft 2 tall, looked in her late 70s or older, white hair in a bun, a blue flowered dress, and THE BAG. I told her that she didn't need the ticket further on, and she tucked it away at the top of the bag. We carried on queuing.
After a few minutes, the old lady managed to attract my attention and asked what my favourite part of World Showcase was. I said Norway, because it has a boat ride and a dangerous gift shop, and then China for its 360 degree film experience. She nodded her head, said that sounded like a good place to start, and then asked if I thought it was better to go and look round World Showcase or stay here for the ride. At this point I was a bit weirded out. GotG is a fast ride, very exhilarating, loud music, and this lady didn't seem to know what she was getting on - yet she must have been techno-savvy enough to have booked a place in the virtual queue. I told her that it depended on what you liked, fast loud rides or more gentle entertainment. We carried on queuing.
Then as we walked past the Xander Star Blaster model, the old lady asked the In House GP what that was, so he said it was a star ship out of the movie. When we got out of line into the first waiting room, she was still behind us, but I did hear her interact with another couple to her side. Happily, in the second waiting room, we knew to go right to beat the masses, and she didn't re-appear after that.
Normally the IHGP would have been chatting away to such a person - he can't help himself - but he had kept very quiet during most of the exchanges. He said he felt there was something wrong - as if he had got into conversation, somehow she would have attached herself to us for the rest of the ride and the evening. She was obviously in Epcot on her own and didn't seem to know anything about the place - and then there was THE BAG. I was sure she was going to expire on the ride, myself.