Your first post--that wasn't so bad now, was it? We're glad that you've finally surfaced and hope that your stay with us is a pleasant one.
A year? A YEAR? Yes, it really has been that long since you brought your magic into our lives / darkened our collective doorstep (delete as applicable). Whether you're an ocassional visitor to these shores or a permanent fixture on the virtual sofa, we'd like to commemorate your arrival with an imaginary geegaw.
On the Radar
You've done something right: somebody liked your post--you've been NOTICED.
30 posts, eh? Don't be intimidated, but other users probably recognise your name by now.
Where do the days go? Buggered if I know. One moment you were reading about vanishing socks and the next five years have ebbed away and your best mates are made of pixels. Still, it's all been quite pleasant and now you have another shiny thing.
100 posts? You and the board: it's getting pretty intimate now. If you're posting on any OTHER boards, this could end badly...
25 likes? We don't do flattery, but basically you're becoming popular--try not to let it go to your head.
Pretty much an entire decade of your life has been consumed by this message board; the least we can do is to cough up another tawdry bauble for the mantelpiece.
100 likes? You're practically one of the fixtures and fittings here on the board. Other users probably read your posts and nod sagely.
Clearly you have made yourself at home. After fifteen years there's no hope of getting rid of you, so we may as well get along: please accept another trophy as a token of your long association with the Premier Forum For The Discussion of Forteana (TM).
1000 posts? It's either love, compulsion or a hostage situation.
250 likes? It's lucky we don't give out personal details: you'd probably start noticing board members in your back garden at dusk.
Twenty years have passed us by...
Ah, the apple trees,
Blossoms in the breeze,
That we walked among.
Lying in the hay,
Games we used to play,
While the rounds were sung.
Only yesterday--when the world was young.
All The Rage
That sweatshop full of Thai click-bots has finally justified your Bitcoin investment: your LIKE to POST ratio is now sufficient to justify more virtual bling.
Font of Wisdom
500 likes? Are you bribing people to click that button?
1000 likes? The government probably has people looking into you at this level of exposure, but please don't let that dissuade you from posting--everybody pretty much loves your stuff.
Your contributions have garnered 5,000 likes. If you stopped posting, the board would probably fall apart. We'd therefore appreciate it if you didn't.
You have now made 5,000 posts on this board. There are professionals who can help, but they wear white coats--you've read enough to know that such people cannot always be trusted.