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Nils Meijer · 2018-12-14T01:13:37+0000

please help stopping google monopoly and switch to duckduckgo.com

kamalktk · 2018-12-13T19:59:41+0000

I just made "Moron Loci".

AlchoPwn · Wednesday at 10:43 AM

Just made "Genius Loci" status. I'd like to thank the academy...

catseye · Tuesday at 5:19 PM

<dashes into Cromer Argos car park, fists raised> Swifty? Where's he gone?

Nils Meijer · Tuesday at 10:06 AM

yes, dOOmed! at least Dai Ichi is the end of all global toothaches :)

titch · Monday at 7:34 PM

Never fight a zebra, you will be beaten black and....errr.....white

Schrodinger's Zebra · Monday at 2:27 PM

In the end I was a no-show.

Swifty · Monday at 12:16 PM

No worries Jim, I'll be having a punch up with Schrodinger's Zebra ..

Jim · Sunday at 7:24 PM

I'm ready to throw down Swifty, "just kidding" By the way I'd have an awful long swim.

Schrodinger's Zebra · Sunday at 4:55 PM

Argos, is it? So do your opponents take a number and wait their turn?

Swifty · Sunday at 2:58 PM

If anyone fancies a fight, I can meet you in the Argos car park, Cromer today .. 18:30 you prick, if you think you're hard enough!

Schrodinger's Zebra · Sunday at 1:46 PM

Did I miss the doom?

Vardoger · Sunday at 11:35 AM

Is it just the usual doom?

titch · Sunday at 10:37 AM

Yer doomed! Dooooomed

Nils Meijer · Saturday at 6:05 PM

plus, USA and France (plus Japan) will never sustain the legal claims, no time left, bye

Nils Meijer · Saturday at 6:04 PM

signing off, logging out, now, but people, be warned: fall-out has exceeded 50x legal limits and the entire planet should 'officially' be treated as nuclear waste

Nils Meijer · Saturday at 6:01 PM

but yeah, why not celebrate and enjoy the last moments in time on this world, hahaha :)

Nils Meijer · Saturday at 5:59 PM

your governments are probably NATO-related and profit from bagatelising a few facts about Dai Ichi, allright?

Nils Meijer · Saturday at 5:58 PM

our collective life-expectancy has drastically decreased, because of radio-active fall-out: most life, including most humans will not live another estimated 9 years

Nils Meijer · Saturday at 5:55 PM

while everybody around me is cheerful, because of Christmas, I try and warn everybody, including my superiors and family-members of the Fukushima ecocide

Nils Meijer · Saturday at 5:53 PM

my name is Nils, not Niles, and I am not in the matrix, but a premature, human-generated apocalyse, called Dai Ichi!

Amoradala · Dec 7, 2018

Ah catseye, Yes I see ! Thank you so much for that wonderful mental image ;)

Swifty · Dec 6, 2018

Sell the horse.

catseye · Dec 6, 2018

The thing about boobs...mostly enjoyed by men and babies. Mine get in the bloody way (try riding a trotting horse for three hours with 38DD's floppiting about in front of you, you'll see what I mean).

Vardoger · Dec 5, 2018

Spellsjekks are for bade spellers.

altered_boy · Dec 5, 2018

Chapter Six: Songs of the Soul & Syren [Dive Sickness] http://www.thelastamericanvagabond.com/anthony-tyler/dive-manual/songs-soul-syren-dive-sickness/

merricat · Dec 4, 2018

Make of that what you will, spellcheck.

merricat · Dec 4, 2018

New at 10. Boobs popular. No need for a second ferrerendum ;)

Dinobot · Dec 4, 2018

That's just a glitch in the Matrix!

Vardoger · Dec 4, 2018

He wasn't very specific.

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