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Butt Eating Spider

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PLEASE READ - VERY, VERY IMPORTANT - THIS MAY SAVE A LIFE.
According to an article by Dr. Beverly Clark, in the Journal of the Medical Association (JMA), the mystery behind a recent spate of deaths has been solved. If you haven't already heard about it in the news, here is what happened. 9 people in the Johannesburg and Pretoria area, turned up at hospitals over a 5 day period, all with the same symptoms. Fever, chills, and vomiting, followed by muscular collapse, paralysis, and finally, death.

There were no outward signs of trauma. Autopsy results showed toxicity in the blood. These women did not know each other, and seemed to have nothing in common. It was discovered, however, that they had all visited some restaurants around the above mentioned areas , within days of their deaths. The health department descended on the surrounding areas, shutting it down. The food, water, and air-conditioning were all inspected and tested, to no avail.

The big break came when a waitress at one restaurant was rushed to the hospital with similar symptoms. She told doctors that she had been on vacation, and had only went to the restaurant to pick up her check. She did not eat or drink while she was there, but had used the restroom.

That is when one toxicologist, remembering an article he had read, drove out to the restaurant, went into the restroom, and lifted the toilet seat.

Under the seat, out of normal view, was small spider. The spider was captured and brought back to the lab, where it was determined to be the South American Blush Spider (arachnius gluteus), so named because of its reddened flesh color. This spider's venom is extremely toxic, but can take several days to take effect.

They live in cold, dark, damp, climates, and toilet rims provide just the right atmosphere. Several days later a lawyer from Bloemfontein showed up at a hospital emergency room. Before his death, he told the doctor, that he had been away on business, before returning home. He did not visit any resturants while away from home. He did, as did all of the other victims, have what was determined to be a puncture wound, on his right buttock. So please, before you use a public toilet, lift the seat to check for spiders. It can save your life! And please pass this on to everyone you care about.

Please forward this to as much people

Got this one from a concerned netizen today - so did 200 other people! Haven't the heart to tell her that the hoax has been around for yonks. Is this in the same league as the free nokia phone hoax (still going around but with the latest model now)
 
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i shall neva go 2 a public loo again
 
It may not be true about SA but remember (Australian) funnel webs and (American) black widows do like toilets, and discarded shoes of course.
 
dammit! im paranoid as it is about things crawling up the toilet to bite my butt!

mind you, with a butt like mines who could resist?:D
 
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