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thank you kind sir / madam. I did indeed deserve a smack in the mouth for the first mention of the 'C' word on this board, but I need help.
ethelred must come up with the 2002 ethelred Industries BVD seasonal greetings card and where better to find a fine image and concept and some lines of purple prose than my Fortean chums?
THE BRIEF
er, an image and some writing for a Christmas card to go to our many associates around the globe. Many of these people are guests of long term institutions but the rest include reclusive paraniod creative types, armed and dangerous conspiracy theorists, corporate decision makers, political bottom-feeders and the usual sort of scum one must deal with when operating a pan-global industrial conglomorate.
it'll go to our pals too.
THE PRIZE
a high value item of a Fortean nature which we will try to get the Mods to agree to forward to the winner (they've got your ID so they could get your bank balance and inside leg measurement if they wanted). We send the prize and forwarding postage to a Mod at a designated address, they check its not alive or dangerous, then forward it to the lucky winner.
well? I didnt get where I am today by working for it.
thank you kind sir / madam. I did indeed deserve a smack in the mouth for the first mention of the 'C' word on this board, but I need help.
ethelred must come up with the 2002 ethelred Industries BVD seasonal greetings card and where better to find a fine image and concept and some lines of purple prose than my Fortean chums?
THE BRIEF
er, an image and some writing for a Christmas card to go to our many associates around the globe. Many of these people are guests of long term institutions but the rest include reclusive paraniod creative types, armed and dangerous conspiracy theorists, corporate decision makers, political bottom-feeders and the usual sort of scum one must deal with when operating a pan-global industrial conglomorate.
it'll go to our pals too.
THE PRIZE
a high value item of a Fortean nature which we will try to get the Mods to agree to forward to the winner (they've got your ID so they could get your bank balance and inside leg measurement if they wanted). We send the prize and forwarding postage to a Mod at a designated address, they check its not alive or dangerous, then forward it to the lucky winner.
well? I didnt get where I am today by working for it.