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German Intelligence pants

Wonder what would happen if someone gave you a wedgie while you were wearing a pair of those?
:eek!!!!:

Carole
 
"Now pay attention, 007. At first glance, an ordinary pair of standard issue underpants. But twang the elastic three times like so...... it emits a high pressure cloud of stun gas, enough to disorientate anyone for thirty seconds."
"Hmm. Silent but deadly. You're a genius, Q."
 
Ah but how well do they go with my Norwegian Tinfoil Hat?
 
Dark Detective said:
" But twang the elastic three times like so...... it emits a high pressure cloud of stun gas, enough to disorientate anyone for thirty seconds."
"Hmm. Silent but deadly. You're a genius, Q."
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I think Captain Buttock already holds the patent on this! :D
 
the "i've got a secret weapon in my pants" line never seems to work for me, unless you like being slapped in the face:confused:
 
Caroline said:
*bond comes out of the khazi*
'I'd give it a minute if I were you'
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A minute?! Bond must be a woman!

The average bloke can render the khazi out of bounds for at least 15 minutes - it's a Well Known Fact!
 
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